4,791 [HINON] dseehafer Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,856 posts 3,680 battles Report post #1 Posted June 30, 2017 Greetings all, The game goes as the title suggests, do you think the ship is good looking or not? This is, of course, all a matter of opinion but the outcome will hopefully tell us whether most people think X ship is Hot or Not! People are always gawking over good looking ships like Scharnhorst, Iowa, and Littorio so we'll avoid those and focus on other ships. Today we'll be looking at an especially curvy lady, the French Pre-Dreadnought Massena. Please cast your votes based purely on looks. Try not to let history, design or national biases influence your vote. (Note: If the picture is too big to fit on your computer screen left-click the image to make it smaller.) 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,791 [HINON] dseehafer Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,856 posts 3,680 battles Report post #2 Posted June 30, 2017 I voted Hot. I like Steampunky things and late 19th-century French warships match that description perfectly. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
160 [INK3S] Dictonary Beta Testers 1,817 posts 6,754 battles Report post #3 Posted June 30, 2017 What is that? A Solferno-class Ironclad that installed turrets on top? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,809 [HINON] tcbaker777 [HINON] Members 9,917 posts 18,386 battles Report post #4 Posted June 30, 2017 ill be honest, i dont LOVE the look, but its just..........something about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,791 [HINON] dseehafer Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,856 posts 3,680 battles Report post #5 Posted June 30, 2017 1 minute ago, Dictonary said: What is that? A Solferno-class Ironclad that installed turrets on top? She's technically her own class, though she was part of a group of 5 similar Pre-dreds built at the same time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
160 [INK3S] Dictonary Beta Testers 1,817 posts 6,754 battles Report post #6 Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, dseehafer said: She's technically her own class, though she was part of a group of 5 similar Pre-dreds built at the same time. I know. Note how I used ironclad. Because seriously, what are the windows there for? To wave a thousand French flags? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,929 _Sarcasticat_ Beta Testers 19,049 posts 8,131 battles Report post #7 Posted June 30, 2017 4 minutes ago, dseehafer said: I voted Hot. I like Steampunky things and late 19th-century French warships match that description perfectly. You get +1 for that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
825 [ARMDA] Unabletony Members 9,004 posts 6,614 battles Report post #8 Posted June 30, 2017 She's thicc. I approve Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
49 [FEM] LadyUniPotato Members 164 posts 4,404 battles Report post #9 Posted June 30, 2017 Okay, you can't put an option called "bacon" there because I'm gonna vote for it every single time. That said, I approve 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,840 [RLGN] Estimated_Prophet Members 19,263 posts 35,703 battles Report post #10 Posted June 30, 2017 A battleship that doesn't need a Ram-signal because it has one? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,894 [HINON] Doomlock [HINON] Wiki Lead, Beta Testers, Privateers 6,801 posts 5,248 battles Report post #11 Posted June 30, 2017 Not. Honestly nothing about the design really appeals to me. The French pre-dreads were just not good looking in my opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
193 Cognitive_Dissonance Members 575 posts 3,075 battles Report post #12 Posted June 30, 2017 Hmm, interesting for sure, but nope. Almost like someone with bloomers on, under a period dress squatted down, and blew everything out below the waist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,791 [HINON] dseehafer Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,856 posts 3,680 battles Report post #13 Posted June 30, 2017 2 minutes ago, Doomlock said: Not. Honestly nothing about the design really appeals to me. The French pre-dreads were just not good looking in my opinion. ^ does not like curvy French ladies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
8,188 [SOUP] Chobittsu Members 9,411 posts Report post #14 Posted June 30, 2017 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,894 [HINON] Doomlock [HINON] Wiki Lead, Beta Testers, Privateers 6,801 posts 5,248 battles Report post #15 Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, dseehafer said: ^ does not like curvy French ladies. ^Does not like Enterprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
4,791 [HINON] dseehafer Beta Testers, In AlfaTesters 8,856 posts 3,680 battles Report post #16 Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, Doomlock said: ^Does not like Enterprise. Touche Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,894 [HINON] Doomlock [HINON] Wiki Lead, Beta Testers, Privateers 6,801 posts 5,248 battles Report post #17 Posted June 30, 2017 Just now, dseehafer said: Touche Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
421 [HINON] Jnobsire Members 1,591 posts 20,010 battles Report post #18 Posted June 30, 2017 I'm impartial. There are aspects of this ship I like, yet also other parts that have me scratching my head in confusion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
160 [INK3S] Dictonary Beta Testers 1,817 posts 6,754 battles Report post #19 Posted June 30, 2017 (edited) Thankfully someone saved the plans that the French navy released. Here are the plans if anyone wants them. Plans for Battleship Massena Warning: They are in French due to the fact that these plans were released by the French Navy were in French. Edited June 30, 2017 by Dictonary The plans are in French. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,287 [WG-CC] SireneRacker -Members-, Members 9,101 posts 8,050 battles Report post #20 Posted June 30, 2017 While she is not ugly (those gun placements on different levels is very neat looking), she is far from being hot. So a not for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
160 [INK3S] Dictonary Beta Testers 1,817 posts 6,754 battles Report post #21 Posted June 30, 2017 One thing I like the French for is releasing their ship plans. So congrats on that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
186 [RQL] bat1159man Beta Testers 718 posts 26,378 battles Report post #22 Posted June 30, 2017 Voted "Not" - looks like something they would have dreamed up for Warhammer 40k... LOL Forgot to say +1 dseehafer - good job finding these pics Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,202 GhostSwordsman Members 6,603 posts 8,654 battles Report post #23 Posted June 30, 2017 Why did they put their boat inside of a floatie? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,431 [NO2BB] m373x Members 3,885 posts 24,515 battles Report post #24 Posted June 30, 2017 Looks like a train. I like trains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12,515 [SALVO] Crucis Members 28,130 posts 42,510 battles Report post #25 Posted June 30, 2017 All that tumblehome! Very, very old school. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites