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I think all you have to do is measure the voltage across a tape worm at various fixed intervals while tazing one end of the worm.

 

If it's 100% voltage from tip to tip, then most likely, the host will feel it too.

 

Indeed.  I also wonder about for example, if electrocuting it would relax the hooks in the intestines.

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im not sure whether to be disgusted or horrified by this thread


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im not sure whether to be disgusted or horrified by this thread

 

How about curious :P

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Indeed.  I also wonder about for example, if electrocuting it would relax the hooks in the intestines.

 

depends on if the muscles are in a contracted or relaxed state when the hooks are engaged.

tazing will cause muscles to contract, which is why you see all those people getting tazed lock up and fall down, rather than flail around.


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depends on if the muscles are in a contracted or relaxed state when the hooks are engaged.

tazing will cause muscles to contract, which is why you see all those people getting tazed lock up and fall down, rather than flail around.

 

Can confirm, I was in the academy and you turn into a tree that was just chopped down, also you get burned where the electrodes go into your skin. Anyways chances are the host will get it also and could be more dangerous, the worm is not insulated so the voltage will pass where ever the worm contacts fresh. Also tazers work on the outer layer of skin and muscle so the electricity doesn't pass deep in the body, this is for a reason because zapping major organs can cause some real health issues

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So I'm sure many of you may be familiar with the parasitic life form known as a tapeworm.  This creature hooks itself into your intestines and feeds on nutrients your body normally uses, growing longer and longer.  Eventually, when it grows long enough, it may end up hanging out of your backside after a particularly violent trip to the lavatories.  Recently I found myself asking this important question:

 

If you had a tapeworm hanging out of your backside, what would happen if you were to taze it??   What would happen to the worm? And what kind of effects would you feel?

 

Your thread should get hit by Type 93 torpedoes  


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........asking the big questions tonight, I see.

Tackling the weighty issues of our time... Chobittsu nails it! +1


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I would not recommend tazing it. You will be tazing yourself, and getting tazed sucks. I know, I've been tazed, and decided I liked the pepper spray better. I can fight through that. I don't know if it's true, but I've heard a glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.


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glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.

 

How do you do that? Do you position the glass near your **** and hope the tapeworm is lured out by the sweet smell? Why not tazing it if it comes out, just to be on the safe side?

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I would not recommend tazing it. You will be tazing yourself, and getting tazed sucks. I know, I've been tazed, and decided I liked the pepper spray better. I can fight through that. I don't know if it's true, but I've heard a glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.

 

Seriously, I would rather be tazed 10 times than ever get sprayed again, god I hated that crapso much

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I don't know if it's true, but I've heard a glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.

 

 Well, I don't know if it's true, but I think dedicated anthelminitics would be better for killing tapeworms than more nutrients.


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How do you do that? Do you position the glass near your **** and hope the tapeworm is lured out by the sweet smell? Why not tazing it if it comes out, just to be on the safe side?

 

Well, they say that you set it on the nightstand or something, and it comes out of your crap basket to go after the milk. And YEAH! Taze that bastard when it comes out! Stomp on it, stab it, shoot it, beat it with a bat, whatever ya want! Now look, I don't know if any of that is true or not, I don't even know anyone that did it. I heard this stuff as a child from old people who were born in the late 1800's.  Edited by Shadow_1964

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 Well, I don't know if it's true, but I think dedicated anthelminitics would be better for killing tapeworms than more nutrients.

 

No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

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Seriously, I would rather be tazed 10 times than ever get sprayed again, god I hated that crapso much

 

I gotta admit, after I got tazed, I felt pretty amped up when I got up............ pretty exhilarating. It doesn't actually hurt, it just feels weird, and I hate not being able to do crap about it. CAP STUN sucks, but I can fight through that. I've been hit with spray so many times though that I'm pretty used to it now. I've even had it spit in my eyes before. THAT sucks.......

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No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

 

Think that would work better on bees. And not on tapeworms at all. Edited by Carrier_Lexington

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No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

 

If that's true... that is nasty... The tapeworm resides in your intestines.  You'd have flecks of feces coming up along with the worm if that happened.....

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Think that would work better on bees. And not on tapeworms at all.

 

Well guess what- I sure as hell am NOT going to put the theory to the test!

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If that's true... that is nasty... The tapeworm resides in your intestines.  You'd have flecks of feces coming up along with the worm if that happened.....

 

LOL! Coming up?!!!!!! OH NO! Surely not...........

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So I'm sure many of you may be familiar with the parasitic life form known as a tapeworm.  This creature hooks itself into your intestines and feeds on nutrients your body normally uses, growing longer and longer.  Eventually, when it grows long enough, it may end up hanging out of your backside after a particularly violent trip to the lavatories.  Recently I found myself asking this important question:

 

If you had a tapeworm hanging out of your backside, what would happen if you were to taze it??   What would happen to the worm? And what kind of effects would you feel?

 

 

 

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I'm guessing you're either completely baked, wasted off your *ss, or both.

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