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Incomprehensible screams of rage from a Tirpitz.

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Hey look! A draw! Haven't had one of those in a while. 

Now, I get what you're thinking. 'But wait River, what does this have to do with the title of this thread? It's just a draw.'

 

Huehuehuehue...No, this is a draw that brought about heartbreak.

Because, looking at the team lists from the after-battle results screen.... 

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You can see exactly how close a poor Tirpitz captain came to that most hallowed of achievements, the Solo Warrior. 

 

I feel bad for him, I really do. 

To give an idea of just how close the game was, here's the replay.

Time ran out with something like 12 points till 1000 on both sides.

It was tense....I think I'm still sweating from it.

 

 

Yeah. I'm not sure if this post really has any other point besides just sharing this, I guess.

 

Er...How about we discuss the greatest heartbreaks you all have seen?

Give me your best shot!  

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Funniest thing I see is a Missouri doing 158k getting bested by two Bismarcks. 

 

....Still not sure how that happened.....

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....Still not sure how that happened.....

Secondaries.

 

Always blame the secondaries.

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Holy crap!  That is rage-inducing :D.

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Pesky little secondaries:D

*When your a Bismarck captain and you hear "pesky secondaries"*

 

*Revels in in joy from the tears of those killed by secondaries at 10 KM*

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*When your a Bismarck captain and you hear "pesky secondaries"*

 

*Revels in in joy from the tears of those killed by secondaries at 10 KM*

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I see Missouri not Tirpitz....

 

WHY U DU DAT!

 

Did you read the whole post? Hmmmm? 

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I also have a story of a Tirpitz captain.

He was 1v4 in a tier 10 game. He managed to kill 3 of my allies before he got to me in my half health zao. He was on about 8k.

I typed in chat "You get one shot man, make it count." I went full broadside and waited. Sadly, he missed and I killed him.

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Did you read the whole post? Hmmmm? 

Why?

 

There is a picture.

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Why?

 

There is a picture.

 

There are two pictures, no? :P

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I like draws, I'm jelly. At 101.

 

That Tirp deserved the Draw...

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I mean, if you ask me, I'd be willing to wager the screams of the Tirpitz resemble something like "$%#@" and "%%^&$" and "%%$#@ &^% @$$#%&%@" among other things. 

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Secondaries.

 

Always blame the secondaries.

Likely capping XP.  Missouri isn't one to hang around caps anyways.

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I also have a story of a Tirpitz captain.

He was 1v4 in a tier 10 game. He managed to kill 3 of my allies before he got to me in my half health zao. He was on about 8k.

I typed in chat "You get one shot man, make it count." I went full broadside and waited. Sadly, he missed and I killed him.

 

You are disgusting, in a very pleasant way.

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*When your a Bismarck captain and you hear "pesky secondaries"*

 

*Revels in in joy from the tears of those killed by secondaries at 10 KM*

 

I once went within 10 km of 3 Bismarcks in my (old, tier VII) Kiev.

 

Yeah, that was a mistake.

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I once went within 10 km of 3 Bismarcks in my (old, tier VII) Kiev.

 

Yeah, that was a mistake.

 

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