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How to play Battleships

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First press w.  

 

Second,  go to the nearest cap.   

 

Third, go full broadside.   

 

Profit!  

 

 im bad at jokes =[  

 

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I rate this advice post 10/10. All battleship players need to see this, it's a must! 

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First press w.  

 

Second,  go to the nearest cap.   

 

Third, go full broadside.   

 

Profit!  

 

 im bad at jokes =[  

 

 

​Going broadside is same as showing your pantsu.

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First, load up an Iowa-class ship.

 

Second press w.  

 

Third,  go to the nearest cap.   

 

Fourth, go full broadside.   

 

Profit! 

 

Fixed :trollface:

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Sad thing is, this is a better strategy than what half the battleship players out there do anyway.

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10 Play one game as a BB. 

20 Lose. 

30 Whine to WG about what killed you.

40 WG will nerf it. 

50 go to 10

 

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Sad thing is, this is a better strategy than what half the battleship players out there do anyway.

 

Float around way in the back and fail to contribute in any meaningful way before swooping in when everyone else has worked over the enemy to clean up whats left or otherwise die in a fiery explosion after having been useless for the entire match?

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Wo! You forgot this line!

 

"make the pointy end of the shell go into the other ship."

 

How can you not reference Zorro?

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I play mighty Khabarovsk, comrade.

 

I need no broadside to punish stronkest of BB commander. 

 

Expect for Wo, lol. I burned you on my first round in Khab. You popped my Udaloi with a nasty AP salvo the next time we met.:hiding:

 

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How to play Ze German Battleships

First press w.  

 

Second,  go to the nearest cap.   

 

Third, go full broadside.   

 

Fourth Pop Sonar

 

Fifth CTRL Clickity Click Bad DDs

 

Profit!  

 

 im bad at jokes =[  

 

 

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