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The Dad Joke Thread (Warning: Cringe)

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Behold, a thread for the groan-inducing bad jokes and puns. Because reasons. Feel free to contribute, for we must have maximum cringe.

 

 

Judging by the discount on the Kirov I picked up yesterday, I can only guess that cruisers were on sail this past weekend.

 

Had to go to the doctor's yesterday, and it was quite the wait. But that's fine. I'm patient.

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When a Pensacola gets nuked, he needs Pensa-cillin.

 

I dare someone beat that terrible joke.


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When a Pensacola gets nuked, he needs Pensa-cillin.

 

I dare someone beat that terrible joke.

 

There's a paddle sale right now in a local boating store.

 

It's quite an oar-deal.  


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Why don't you set that battleship on fire?

Because I'm a HipperHipster.

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I want to die like my like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep.

Not like my grandfathers passengers, screaming in terror. 

 

And don't worry about the fires, the flooding will put them out. 

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I went fishing the other day. The ease with which I could bring the hook back to shore had me reeling.


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Playing this game usually gives me a flood of emotions.

 

German jokes special

 Ich lass mir doch nicht das Spiel von einem Kreuzer Roon-ieren

 

Wurde schon wieder in Brand geschossen, Des Moines doch net Ernst?

 


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Have you heard of the famous avian actor? Steven Seagull?


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I took out my Graf Spee the other day. 

 

It was a pure killing spee.

 

:hiding:


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I took out my T8 the other day, she was a NO show.


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All I came up with was this. 

Some people just have a bad case of war-spite. You see in campbeltown, there are some people who really like to ring about the bel-fast because they think it will create a perfect earth; or a Perth. 

 

What did the Caledon say when he got back to port.
"Cale done!"  


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How about a Russian joke.

Berengian (inuit) is fishing along the Bering Straits.

American Submarine pops up.  Captain pokes his head out of the conning tower.  Asks, "Which way is Anchorage?".

Berengian points his finger.  American captain shouts down, "Set course 84, ahead full"...  disappears beneath the sea.

Few minutes later, Russian submarine surfaces.  Russian captain shouts out to the Beringian, "Which way did that American Submarine go?

Beringian says, "Course 84".  Russian captain yells, "Just point your finger, smart a$$ !!!"


 


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"I was simply following orders, sir, I knew we were going to crash into the docks if we did so but I followed my orders sir. Hard to port, the cap'n said."

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*hits toe on the corner of a wall* YAAAAAA MAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOO

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top it

Image result for bring it on meme gif

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I fired a few rounds from my Atlanta a few games ago. They should be here any minute.

 

 

A Mikasa sails into a port....

 

 

 

.... and misses.


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I've recently learned what the guys at the dock tend to drink. Turns out it's port wine.


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When two Atlanta-class Cruisers pin you down and set you on fire over and over again, this is called a Flint-Lock.

 

Moving with your smokescreen must be Perth-ect.

 

How is Obi-Wan-Kenobi's son called? Ben-son

 

How does Princess Leia call her husband to dinner? "May Han please come to the table?"

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