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Message to USS Missouri

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Can half of the Missouries today like stop ramming islands please? This is embarrassing. Developers please make Ocean the mandatory map for the next 3 days, thanks.

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No way!

 

Missouri is the new Tirpitz Scharnhorst, potatoism is a part of the package.

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Haven't logged on yet today- is it that bad?

 

I logged on.

 

But only to buy my Missouri.

 

Kappa.

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the island looked at me seductively and was asking for a ramming.

 

You used the wrong ship then. I was told the Nikolai is known as the Soviet Love Hammer.

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I literally just slammed bow-on into an island at max speed, twice. Kinda brought this upon myself. Talk about being a jinxed scrub.

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You used the wrong ship then. I was told the Nikolai is known as the Soviet Love Hammer.

 

Nikolai is the Soviet Love Hammer. Great for making love to islands, and doing naughty things to other BB's and cruisers. 

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the island looked at me seductively and was asking for a ramming. 

 

Usually happens when i'm looking for my new vacation home.  Those islands have some nice set up's.  lol

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Well, I'm probably only speaking for myself here, but I enjoy spontaneously docking into mountains and the like. It gives me time to think about my mistakes.

 

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What the *F?  I was told that since the Missouri RADAR can go through mountains, so can the Missouri itself.  Are you telling me I've been misinformed?  I want my free XP back!!!

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"Tactical Beaching"

 

That's phonetically similar to what my wife does when she wants me to do something, but I'm playing WOWS instead.

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