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Ok, Stay with me on this.  We have Steven Segal, little Japanese girls, all yelling at you while you are in game.   I have a new proposal.  A drunk angry Scotsman that yells at you all game.  Nothing you can do is right and the more damage you take, the more he yells and screams....in a scottish accent of course.  If you do something good, sink a ship, get a citi hit, he comments you in some passive agressive way or puts you down like, My mother could have made that shot' etc.

 

 

I think it would be a fun/funny addition and would go well with some of the chat conversations.   :)

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I +1 this. Just one question: What nation will he belong to?

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Ok, Stay with me on this.  We have Steven Segal, little Japanese girls, all yelling at you while you are in game.   I have a new proposal.  A drunk angry Scotsman that yells at you all game.  Nothing you can do is right and the more damage you take, the more he yells and screams....in a scottish accent of course.  If you do something good, sink a ship, get a citi hit, he comments you in some passive agressive way or puts you down like, My mother could have made that shot' etc.

 

 

I think it would be a fun/funny addition and would go well with some of the chat conversations.   :)

 

No.

 

We need Gordon Ramsay or Terry Crews.

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No.

 

We need Gordon Ramsay or Terry Crews.

 

"We are flooding! You idiot sandwich"

"You're shooting is so bad, you may as well throw yourself overboard"

 

WE NEED CHEF RAMSAY!

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I would suggest start a new officer on the ship to train, called "Gun Captain" that we earn points on the improve accuracy and reload times.

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"Look at the ship" 

"Now look at me"

"Now look back at the ship" 

"Now look at me again"

"Do you know what I see, ladies?"

"That one of us isn't sinking"

 

We need OldSpiceGuy in this game.  

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This has potential. Given how sensitive and easily offended the community is however I wouldn't expect anything like that to be added into the game.

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"Look at the ship" 

"Now look at me"

"Now look back at the ship" 

"Now look at me again"

"Do you know what I see, ladies?"

"That one of us isn't sinking"

 

We need OldSpiceGuy in this game.  

 

Mustafa? He'd be great too.

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Mustafa? He'd be great too.

 

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"All Hail the Reds" 

 

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We have a scottish accent.

 

Scottish is the root for pirate speak.

 

Options -> Audio -> Captain Voices -> Pirate

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I +1 this. Just one question: What nation will he belong to?

 

Lets say USN line as it would be in english and the US is diverse enough that a Scottish captain wouldn't be a big deal.   But I really don't care.  Could be any of them.  Maybe universal and you could equip him on whatever ship you wanted?

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No.

 

We need Gordon Ramsay or Terry Crews.

"THIS BATTLE IS SO PASSIVE I'VE SEEN A LIMBLESS DUCK FIGHT WITH MORE MOXY THAN THIS!"

I want Samuel L. Jackson, personally.

 

"I'm tired of these motherf*cking planes in this motherf*cking archipelago!"

 

No.....We need Morgan Freeman.

 

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"And here we see the enemy fleet, slowly come down upon the brave cruiser division. Overhead, planes circle as the cruisers' defensive fire rattles off against them."

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We have a scottish accent.

 

Scottish is the root for pirate speak.

 

Options -> Audio -> Captain Voices -> Pirate

 

But those pirate voice overs are so bad!  I played them just long enough to earn the flag, and have never turned them on since.  Pity, since...

 

...I am a pirate! :izmena:

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No David Attenborough?

 

I'd be all over my captain being voiced by the godfather of WW2 documentary narration.

 

 

But those pirate voice overs are so bad!  I played them just long enough to earn the flag, and have never turned them on since.  Pity, since...

 

...I am a pirate! :izmena:

Nobody ever said it had to be a good voiceover.

 

 

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Lets say USN line as it would be in english and the US is diverse enough that a Scottish captain wouldn't be a big deal.   But I really don't care.  Could be any of them.  Maybe universal and you could equip him on whatever ship you wanted?

 

Not British? Scotland is one of the united kingdoms of the UK.

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Not British? Scotland is one of the united kingdoms of the UK.

 

I suppose, but there aren't a lot of British ships out there on the main tech tree.  Besides, didn't you watch Braveheart?     I personally like the idea of it being a universal fit, put on any ship you like, sort of thing.  I play mostly high T IJN or German BB's and I think the screaming drunk Scot Captain would be the perfect overlay to go along with a good in your face BB brawl.  Imagine all the screaming, secondaries blazing, fires burning,   Lol.

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