Enslave Mouse to your whims! Make her toil for your pleasure!

[LittleWhiteMouse]

 

A lot of my older reviews need updating, but there's only so many hours in a given week.  So in the spirit of my inefficient work process, I thought I would use a committee to decide where I put my efforts next.  The poll lists all of the reviews that I think are in the most desperate need of updating.  Here's some things to know:

 

• Any review from before February 18th, 2016 predates the Basic Fire Training / Advanced Fire Training / Expert Marksman nerf that no longer works with 140mm to 155mm guns.  Yeah, they're that out of date.
• I don't have access to the Iwaki Alpha.  Any review done of her will be heavily theory-crafted.  Though I suppose I could try and make Lert play it for me and do the multitude of vigorous (and mind numbing) tests.  Yes, I am necessitating the herding of cats in order to bring out an Iwaki Alpha review.  You can guess how well that would go.  That explains why I haven't done this one yet and how long it would take to get this one done.  Sadists.
• Anshan, Atago, Mikhail Kutuzov and Tirpitz have been rewritten once already. 
• The Myoko review will cover the non-Premium Myoko as well as all of the Arpeggio of Blue Steel variants and the Dragon variants.  It will be huge.
• Indianapolis is on the list because of the changes to the USN Heavy Cruisers which affects how good she looks by comparison.
• Some of these ships are not commonly available anymore (Anshan, Blyskawica, Lo Yang, Murmansk and Iwaki Alpha). 
• Some of these ships are currently being used in Ranked Battles (Blyskawica, Indianapolis, Myoko).
• - EDIT -  This one is added belatedly, but it's relevant.  With the upcoming changes to stealth-firing, any reviews of the destroyers Anshan, Blyskawica and Lo Yang would have to be redone when those changes drop.  They may come soon, they might not.  We don't have a time line yet.

 

I think that's everything that's pertinent.  Cast your bote-votes.  I wanna get started!

[ValkyrWarframe]

 Misleading thread title was misleading. Now my mind is stuck in the gutter. Your avatar isn't helping, Mouse. So I'm going to suggest another boat instead to be difficult. 

 

I find it disappointing that people even think this way...

 

Iwaki Alpha!

[Unabletony]

Lewd...

 

However, Myoko would be nice, as I'm working on her right now~

[IronWolfV]

Blyskawika. And mouse, someday you still have to Division with me.

[LittleWhiteMouse]

Blyskawika. And mouse, someday you still have to Division with me.

 

Well, the nice thing about all of these options (short of the Iwaki Alpha) is that unlike new premiums, I can division while playing them and collecting data.

[Lert]

I don't have access to the Iwaki Alpha.  Any review done of her will be heavily theory-crafted.  Though I suppose I could try and make Lert play it for me and do the multitude of vigorous (and mind numbing) tests.  Yes, I am necessitating the herding of cats in order to bring out an Iwaki Alpha review.  You can guess how well that would go.  That explains why I haven't done this one yet and how long it would take to get this one done.  Sadists.

 

And I would be happy to, if people vote for it.

 

My vote is for Iwaki, since never written > older review.

[Carronade32]

 

I find it disappointing that people even think this way...

 

 

 

Dis guy is joking no?

 

That is why 83% of Anime is popular in Japan.  And now all of world!

 

He big comic.  Get much laughs.

 

 

[IronWolfV]

 

Well, the nice thing about all of these options (short of the Iwaki Alpha) is that unlike new premiums, I can division while playing them and collecting data.

 

WELL. Anytime you want let me know. I'll roll with you.

[RivertheRoyal]

[Stauffenberg44]

Oh it has to be the Atago--sexiest ship in the fleet.

 

[Bull_Chester]

 

 The French ship A-La-Bama!  Roll tide....

 

[Argh_My_Liver]

My vote is a full review for ever single version of the myoko that is ingame, 6 reviews isn't much to ask for is it? 

 

[RedSeaBear]

First off, that title.

 

Second, while an review of the Iwaki would be interesting its a ship a vast majority of players will hardly see much less be able to play. I think if you're going to update outdated ship reviews I would focus on those ships available in the shop. But I totally understand the size of the challenge you [LWM] face, you've put a lot of time into creating ship reviews that any smart person will look to when getting a ship or setting up a ship they have. And than WG makes a large part of your work invalided by an update.

So do the Iwaki or a ship in the shop, or not who am I to boss a mouse around, I'm just a Bear.  

 

[LittleWhiteMouse]

My vote is a full review for ever single version of the myoko that is ingame, 6 reviews isn't much to ask for is it? 

 

So mean!  There's seven.

• Myoko
• Arpeggio Myoko
• Arpeggio Ashigara
• Arpeggio Haguro
• Arpeggio Nachi
• Southern Dragon
• Eastern Dragon (dunno how to get access to this one yet)

[devastator5000]

Honestly most of these need brush up reviews, as many of them have been patched or buffed since the last review. Plus with new modules (like Rudder 3) and the captain skill overhaul the old reviews could be remade.

 

Plus all your reviews are great so in the end I don't really care which one gets reviewed.

[Argh_My_Liver]

 

So mean!  There's seven.

• Myoko
• Arpeggio Myoko
• Arpeggio Ashigara
• Arpeggio Haguro
• Arpeggio Nachi
• Southern Dragon
• Eastern Dragon (dunno how to get access to this one yet)

 

 ah yes, forgot about the Eastern Dragon. Well maybe 7 reviews is a little unreasonable so I'll throw my vote out for the Mikhail Kutuzov 

[Macabe]

 

So mean!  There's seven.

• Myoko
• Arpeggio Myoko
• Arpeggio Ashigara
• Arpeggio Haguro
• Arpeggio Nachi
• Southern Dragon
• Eastern Dragon (dunno how to get access to this one yet)

Be really nice to niko?

[mofton]

Blyskawika. And mouse, someday you still have to Division with me.

 

I'd strongly recommend holding off on reviewing Blyskawica until and unless she's hit by the invisifiring changes.

 

Putting out a new review only to discover it's immediately invalid would be a waste of time. Similarly Lo Yang, and (not sure) Anshan/Molotov?

[iDuckman]

 

Down on all fours, tiny disgusting rodent!  For your penance you shall carry with .. Kawachi!  The worst ship ever.

 

Now thank your master.

 

[212thAttackBattalion]

Down on all fours, tiny rodent!  For your penance you shall carry with .. South Carolina!

 

Now thank your master.

 

 

South Carolina? too easy..... make her do it with a Kawachi or HMAS Perth

[RivertheRoyal]

 

South Carolina? too easy..... make her do it with a Kawachi or HMAS Perth

 

Perth might not be a bad idea. 

[xTheButcherPete]

 

I find it disappointing that people even think this way...

 

Iwaki Alpha!

 

Yeah, these dudes probably need to go outside for a little while and stop jerking it to cartoons.

[IronWolfV]

 

I'd strongly recommend holding off on reviewing Blyskawica until and unless she's hit by the invisifiring changes.

 

Putting out a new review only to discover it's immediately invalid would be a waste of time. Similarly Lo Yang, and (not sure) Anshan/Molotov?

Anshan can't really stealth fire so it's moot.

[RivertheRoyal]

 

Yeah, these dudes probably need to go outside for a little while and stop jerking it to cartoons.

 

Please refrain from making such broad value judgments. It irks me.   

[RogueFlameHaze]

Im going to throw my vote behind Iwaki, while I dont have one, it would be neat to see