56 Avrova1904 Members 342 posts 6,006 battles Report post #1 Posted January 14, 2017 LOL I saw this term in a reddit thread and made me laugh. Let's talk about that ships that made you feel like punch your computer screen and throw it out the window. I remember having bad times with Colorado and Izumo but I could overcome this, now I even like Colorado. I am mostly a battleship player and after playing lots of battles with Kawachi, this one is the most facepalmer ever. What the illogical crap accuracy has this ship! What kind of gunners has? is like a 100 year old woman with parkinson. This ship is likely to destroy my nervous system, is going to make me bald. I suffer from Kawachi stress. Ugly, slow, terrible accuracy, bad range. I need to be drunk or smoke good marihuana to have a little fun with this s**t. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
192 Redaction Beta Testers 1,022 posts 1,161 battles Report post #2 Posted January 14, 2017 Karlsruhe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
525 RevolutionBlues Beta Testers 978 posts 4,372 battles Report post #3 Posted January 14, 2017 Literally any CV run by somebody with better then room temperature IQ. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777 [BARF] 1nc0mp3t3nt_1 Beta Testers 5,816 posts 5,484 battles Report post #4 Posted January 14, 2017 Cleveland, Nicholas, and a few others that I refuse to utter their name of lest they come back to haunt me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,183 mohawkdriver Members 4,535 posts 16,610 battles Report post #5 Posted January 14, 2017 Kohlberg Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3,880 [WTFS] TheKrimzonDemon Members 9,331 posts 13,756 battles Report post #6 Posted January 14, 2017 I'm amused due to the ships being named being among the best performing and easiest to play. Except Kawachi. Nosir. Hate that thing. And Wyoming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,596 [-KIA-] TenguBlade Banned 9,382 posts 28,311 battles Report post #7 Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Stock post-split Hatsuharu. Only ship I've tried so far that I was absolutely unable to make work. Granted it's only the stock configuration, but it may as well be a different ship owing to how atrocious it is compared to upgraded Hatsuharu. Of course, I haven't tried German DDs yet...so that's not for certain. Edited January 14, 2017 by TenguBlade 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
554 [FOXEH] HowitzerBlitzer [FOXEH] Members 1,982 posts 3,253 battles Report post #8 Posted January 14, 2017 Any tier 4 cruiser or ship of similar layout. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,284 The_first_harbinger Members 3,681 posts 8,111 battles Report post #9 Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) OMFG Konigsberg before patch 0.5.4 when they fixed the overpen mechanic. Every single shell that is larger than 6 inches that touches basically anywhere on my ship either breaks my rudder, my engine, or citadel. That...thing...*gnash* really taught me how to play WoWs the hard way... Edited January 14, 2017 by The_first_harbinger Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,128 [NMKJT] MnemonScarlet Members 4,279 posts 9,133 battles Report post #10 Posted January 14, 2017 Karlsruhe (first ship I ever finished in PVE to escape from) and Bayern (first ship I ever ragesold). Weird how both of them are German. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2,197 [KMS2] Legendary_Typo Members 10,919 posts 4,863 battles Report post #11 Posted January 14, 2017 Something I find interesting is that, even though there are plenty of ships I felt like I hated, I ended up doing decent with them. Phoenix, Karlsruhe, and Danae for example. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7 [WOLF6] NNNx_ Members 33 posts 14,786 battles Report post #12 Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Kirov (free xped to tier 6) and Pensacola(grinded normally to tier 8), the only ships that i sold because i just couldn't play them. Surprisingly, I like the kawachi. Edited January 14, 2017 by TH4NKZ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
9 TheRenegrade Members 57 posts 1,717 battles Report post #13 Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Aoba. It's an elegant looking ship (unlike the overly complicated Myoko), but omgwtfbbqpwnt, battleship-speed gun turning combined with something that's basically a floating citadel is not cool. Pour on the sauce of slightly tubby maneuvering with slightly tubby size, and you spend all of your time dodging, and then not firing because your guns are on the opposite side of where they need to be. Oh and on top of that, the delightful sprinkles of rear-only torpedo arcs. The slow gun turn rate thing is especially painful as her guns, although sparse, are fairly accurate and have very fast shells. Myoko is basically an Aoba, but uglier, tubbier, and without the ability to fire 66% of her guns forward. Plus slower reload. Unless you want to expose your citadel, err, I mean broadside to an enemy.. edit: clarified what I mean by 'fast' and 'slow' guns in middle paragraph.. before the edit, I was saying that they are both 'fast' and 'slow' simultaneously. D'oh! Edited January 14, 2017 by TheRenegrade Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
777 [BARF] 1nc0mp3t3nt_1 Beta Testers 5,816 posts 5,484 battles Report post #14 Posted January 14, 2017 Stock post-split Hatsuharu. Only ship I've tried so far that I was absolutely unable to make work. Granted it's only the stock configuration, but it may as well be a different ship owing to how atrocious it is compared to upgraded Hatsuharu. Of course, I haven't tried German DDs yet...so that's not for certain. They are lots of fun Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
77 W1Z22 Alpha Tester, In AlfaTesters 251 posts 2,858 battles Report post #15 Posted January 14, 2017 Izumo seriously.. i hate this ship... only 200k more xp till i get the yammy 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
23 Blizzard36 Beta Testers 71 posts 286 battles Report post #16 Posted January 14, 2017 Karlsruhe I felt this way for a very long time. And then my last 2 matches in it were some of my best matches to date in any ship. I still liked it better than the Kohlberg the whole way through though, that was a real stinker. I think the worst though for me is the Nicolas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
9,421 [GWG] BrushWolf [GWG] Alpha Tester 29,183 posts 15,765 battles Report post #17 Posted January 14, 2017 CV's don't really bother me, well the good CV players do but they do have my respect for doing well with the hardest class to play. What does is fire after fire all when their HE is already tearing big chunks of health off of me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6,799 IronWolfV Alpha Tester, Beta Testers 30,523 posts 6,085 battles Report post #18 Posted January 14, 2017 Nurnberg. I hate that ship with a PASSION. Others I didn't like were New orleans, Hipper, and Baltimore and currently I really don't like Colorado. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
78 Valoel_Vegas Beta Testers 345 posts 4,996 battles Report post #19 Posted January 14, 2017 Baltimore is trash Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
270 remaimed_user Members 492 posts Report post #20 Posted January 14, 2017 The Yorck. I hate that thing. I would rather be forced to play the Fuso in tier 9 battles for eternity than play the Yorck again. The only ship where I wanted WG to code in a "scuttle" button so I could blow it up myself. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
16 [DO-IT] TheBossNC Members 175 posts 6,397 battles Report post #21 Posted January 14, 2017 Pls don't make me play Karlsruhe again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
211 _Fantomex_ Privateers 728 posts 9,377 battles Report post #22 Posted January 14, 2017 New Orleans. It's a Pensacola, with one less gun + radar and "better armor" and better detection, but it now faces tier 10's, Some people don't mind it, but I absolutely hate it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
9,421 [GWG] BrushWolf [GWG] Alpha Tester 29,183 posts 15,765 battles Report post #23 Posted January 14, 2017 The Yorck. I hate that thing. I would rather be forced to play the Fuso in tier 9 battles for eternity than play the Yorck again. The only ship where I wanted WG to code in a "scuttle" button so I could blow it up myself. The Yorck is good but you have to spam HE because the AP rounds spend more time in vacuum than astronauts.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1,578 ReddNekk Members 4,479 posts 19,839 battles Report post #24 Posted January 14, 2017 Warspite. Agonizingly slow arthritic turret rotation and a floating tinderbox. Everytime she gets hit by HE it's "flame on!" I always look like a Viking funeral ship. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
427 Hatework Members 1,369 posts 3,667 battles Report post #25 Posted January 14, 2017 USN CLs. I tried so hard to convince myself to keep grinding to at least the Cleveland, my friend tried too, but i never made it past Omaha. Switched to IJN and never looked back. Now, if only high tier games were fun, id finish grinding the mogami instead of screwing around in mid tiers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
