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Dumb Ways To Die!

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Hey guys! I'm really fascinated with the ill humor with the MV "Dumb Ways to Die":

 

And I feel like we need to have a WOWs version!

But I can't do this by myself. So, I challenge you guys, each of us do one stanza, and let's make it happen!

I'll start:

 

"Fix one fire with repair"

"Sit in smoke like a scaredy hare"

"Charge mid channel every day"

"Use your torpedo bay at a friendly face"

"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die."

"Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die."

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Not prepared to speak on dumb ways to die but from my observations I can say that kill greed is the #1 dumb way to throw away what should have been an easy victory. For isnstance, you have a points advantage, just stay alive for another 40 seconds match, and a low health ship engages and gets killed instantly ending the game. Then there are the fellows who are seconds from getting a cap win and sails out of said cap to to chase a Cv. 

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that song brings me nostalgia... hmmm...

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Fail through a lengthy grind,

Launch torpedoes from your friends' behind,

Show your broadside to an angry red,

And complain in chat when you are dead.

 

Dumb ways to play, so many dumb ways to play.

Dumb ways to play-hey-hey, so many dumb ways to play.

 

Flank away from the points on Trap,

Form a lemming train to the furthest cap,

Skip a line to get to tier ten

Then proceed to fail as hard as you can!

 

Dumb ways to play, so many dumb ways to play.

Dumb ways to play-hey-hey, so many dumb ways to play.

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"Get an angry plane in you air space"

"Beach into an island with your boat face"

"Receive a broadside from a battleship"

"Receive a torp from a pink guy, for giving him lip"

"Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die."

"Dumb ways to di-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die."

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Fail through a lengthy grind,

Launch torpedoes from your friends' behind,

Show your broadside to an angry red,

And complain in chat when you are dead.

 

Dumb ways to play, so many dumb ways to play.

Dumb ways to play-hey-hey, so many dumb ways to play.

 

Flank away from the points on Trap,

Form a lemming train to the furthest cap,

Skip a line to get to tier ten

Then proceed to fail as hard as you can!

 

Dumb ways to play, so many dumb ways to play.

Dumb ways to play-hey-hey, so many dumb ways to play.

 

You, sir, win the internets. +1!

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I can not rhyme, so I haiku  

 

My Island magnet

 

Khabarovsk homes in on them

 

Much to the Reds glee

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I can not rhyme, so I haiku  

 

My Island magnet

 

Khabarovsk homes in on them

 

Much to the Reds glee

 

   For me, that would be Leander...  I think her Captain has a kickback agreement with all the salvage companies.

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