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Someone give Steven Segal a cola or a 5 hour energy drink please

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--Battle Chat--

<Lexington CV Operator>: - HEY !!  The enemy CV just cheated - he wiped out my planes in 2 seconds.

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AVR_Project:  He used manual sweep.

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<Lexington CV Operator>: What kind of cheating is that?

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AVR_Project:  It's like a manual torp drop, except with fighters.  You use your ALT button to set it up

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<Lexington CV Operator>: I don't do any of that stuff

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Steven Seagal:  The Enemy Team is about to Win.

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Seriously, did he just wake up and forget his coffee when he recorded this?

 

 

LoL I have had a similar thoughts. It defiantly lacks any enthusiasm. 

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LoL I have had a similar thoughts. It defiantly lacks any enthusiasm. 

 

Plus he sounds to me like they tried recording him on someone's cell phone while it was still in their pocket.

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I think its more of a case of IDGAF syndrome. Pretty clear from the video of him visiting the WG offices that he has no interest in the game

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I believe its depression, I mean think about, he wakes up every morning knowing that his career in Hollywood is a very distant thing of the past, he is basically washed up, knowing that he is over weight, out of shape and he admits to himself that he uses way to much hair dye and the only offer he has lately is to do a voice over for his digitized self in a video game.  Yep, depression.

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I think its more of a case of IDGAF syndrome. Pretty clear from the video of him visiting the WG offices that he has no interest in the game

 

I think you 'Drowned the weasel in vinegar' as they say in Romania!  

 

Or 'Hit the nail on the head' as they say here.    : D

 

That whole relationship is a bad joke.

 

 

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Yeah it's pretty terrible, I can't even understand what he's saying and it sounds like he's 80 years old and forgot to take his afternoon nap.

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Ya'll all better watch out for large cakes delivered to your houses at Christmas. The Seagull is trolling the forum taking your names down. Hey Steve baby, I loved all your movies. You look great man! You're my best captain. There, I'm covered.

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funny, but come on the guy never could act worth a damn - his bad delivery of the lines are true to form and hilariously appropriate.

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Dude, the guy doesn't even have to move to break your neck, he just kinda stands there.... and people go flying right and left if they attack him, what makes you think he would speak any different.

 

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to remove his voice from ingame. just go to worldofwarships/res/banks/OfficialMods/Seagal and rename Seagal folder to something else(example: Seagal1)

 

start up your game, no more seagal voice :izmena:
 

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I find his voice rather amusing in game, far more so than those girls who shall not be named, lest I be reported for causing unrest, that I'm not actually causing, by some fanboi/girl. :P

 

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I don't mind it.  I was expecting it to be horrible from all the complaining about it.  It's really pretty average.  It just doesn't have the over-acted "voice actor" tone to it that the regular ones do.

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Seriously, did he just wake up and forget his coffee when he recorded this?

 

 

Have you ever seen a Seagal movie?.  That's the guy's perk, always "cool", much "zen". Voice is as it is expected to be.

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I don't mind it, but I have had a few laughs.  I forget which line it was, either being on fire or flooding, but to me I actually heard a couple words after.

 

"The ship is on fire.... whatever, I am going back to bed."

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Got him up to 14 points and 33% to 15 already.

Has the Expert Loader and ExM perks that do VERY well on battleships.

Swap HE-AP  8 seconds on Arizona, 7 seconds on North Carolina, 6 seconds on Missouri.  Love it - makes for interesting tactical habit changes.

Then I switch to a non-Seagal cruiser and...  oh crap...  20 seconds...


 

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