Enemy ships need heavy nerfs

[vak_]

They keep killing me over and over again. How is this fun? How is this fair? I should be killing everyone without dying and without having to learn how to play well!

 

WG, plz nerf, otherwise I won't give you a single cent ever again!

[Grizley]

Agreed, nerf red. As a professional with integrity I approve this message.

[jmanII]

Sounds like your ship needs a buff to its Captain, LOL

[ArIskandir]

Yup, OP is right, I'm killing a lot more reds than I should please nerf, hit me with the hammer of rigged MM and RNG, Save the planet, plz nerf.

[Sturmkurz]

Almost every complaint thread ever posted on WOWS forum ever.

[Canadatron]

Balance this NAO!

[Terrible_Turtle]

Agreed, nerf red. As a professional with integrity I approve this message.

 

+1

 

Also, plz nerf F1 and F2 and F3 and F4 and F5 and F6 and F7 and F8 and F9.

 

And plz nerf friendly fire. 

 

Thx

[Terrible_Turtle]

Balance this NAO!

 

Being in the oil industry, I initially read NAO as "North America Offshore".  

[SeanPwnery]

Torps should be equipped with Nerf warheads... just sayin' 

 

[kerensky914]

OP neglected to explain why the current situation is a slap in the face of all players.  No intarwebz for you.

[Sturmkurz]

 

Being in the oil industry, I initially read NAO as "North America Offshore".  

Nerf amurican oil

[TenguBlade]

Aren't we in a satirical mood today...

 

[Canadatron]

I want my torpedo tubespam retrofitted to launch hugs and my 127mm guns to spam actual rainbows.

[vak_]

Agreed, nerf red. As a professional with integrity I approve this message.

 

As a professional that has integrity I approve your approval!

[Spyde]

Nerf Islands.  

 

 

 

Need a new Ocean Map... like Different fish.. maybe a seagul...

[mobryan]

Would be fun to have a North Atlantic version of ocean with fog banks.

 

 

Matt

[Xwing_Red1]

They keep killing me over and over again. How is this fun? How is this fair? I should be killing everyone without dying and without having to learn how to play well!

 

WG, plz nerf, otherwise I won't give you a single cent ever again!

 

Wait.. What?

[manavdharma]

On behalf of FOG,  I approve c:

[Canadatron]

Could they make the next Reward flag have +15% to player skill bonus? Some of my teammates could really use it

 

[Cruiser_YahagiKai]

Please nerf water and buff speed, acceleration, and rudder shift! I should be able to instantaneously blink around the map to avoid being hit ever!

 

As a matter of fact, can WG please just make it so my ship automatically teleports away from impending damage? 

[Canadatron]

I was going to ask for a force field thinking that was ridiculous, but then I remembered the secondaries on Bismarck....

[Kerrec]

They keep killing me over and over again. How is this fun? How is this fair? I should be killing everyone without dying and without having to learn how to play well!

 

WG, plz nerf, otherwise I won't give you a single cent ever again!

 

Totally unreasonable, and a paradox to boot.

 

I propose to make a more reasonable request and nerf vakhnenko, but only when he's red to someone.  

[ArcherDude]

and buff my RoF to 10k per sec and impenetrable armour, and.....

 

+1 OP...had a good chuckle

[vak_]

I propose to make a more reasonable request and nerf vakhnenko

 

 

[Show_Me_Your_Cits]

Yeah! What OP said! Nerf all the reds!