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  1. Snargfargle

    Wee-Gee!

    Another high-tier player Queues up for the game now Cries of anguish break the silence We are all forsaken! Must I go play Tier III? It's not my game, you see Superships, superships They are frighting! With their burst rate and their range And their jets, it's no fun All the Tier Xs, all the Tier Xs They are crying We are dead, we are dead! Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie What's in your head, in your head? Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie, oh No, no, no, no No, no, no, no No, no, no, no No, no, no, no Another forum thread decries Chaos taking over We the pious urge compliance Changes revocation! It's the same old theme Since 2015 It's all change, it's all change We are fighting Bad enough, planes and subs Superships, final straw! What's in your head, in your head? They are crying In your head, in your head Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie What's in your head, in your head? Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya!
  2. Estimated_Prophet

    It's the Enterprise?

    In an amused mood at the moment when I came across my copy of this song in my music folder. One of the memories associated with it is me and a bunch of friends walking back from a city July 4th fireworks, to the house where we all parked, belting this song out at the top of our lungs. Hopefully our resident parody artist, @Snargfargle is familiar with it!
  3. Greetings Captains After letting the finance Dept take charge, we have sent the accountants to Siberia I mean we have sacked them. The white board and spreadsheets have been burned and we are starting afresh. With Patch 12.1-3 # 7 we will having all nations ships with there correct historical graphics and ship data as so many in the community have asked. There will be no fudging of historical data or ship features. All ships will exact general characteristics WG is proud to show the community the first Two Nations to have this major upgrade. USA Nation Tier 2 Sampson Tier 3 Wickes Tier 4 Clemson Tier 5 Nicholas Tier 6 Farragut Tier 7 Mahan Tier 8 Benson Tier 9 Fletcher Tier 10 Gearing Tier 1 Erie Tier 2 Chester Tier 3 St Louis Tier 4 Phoenix Tier 5 Omaha Tier 6 Dallas Tier 7 Helena Tier 8 Cleveland Tier 9 Seattle Tier 10 Worcester Tier 6 Pensacola Tier 7 New Orleans Tier 8 Baltimore Tier 9 Buffalo Tier 10 Des Moines Tier 3 South Carolina Tier 4 Wyoming Tier 5 New York Tier 6 New Mexico Tier 7 Colorado Tier 8 Kansas Tier 9 Minnesota Tier 10 Vermont Tier 8 N. Carolina Tier 9 Iowa Tier 10 Montana Tier 4 Langley Tier 6 Ranger Tier 8 Lexington Tier 10 Midway Details of the ships statistics will follow in future DEV BLOGS.
  4. Captains! We're here to share more of our plans and upcoming changes with you! So from Patch 12.1 /2 these changes will come into effect. After reviewing our spreadsheets on lower Tier ships we have identified two areas that need to be addressed. Firstly we are not making money here and also Russian ships are desperately lagging behind on the leader boards. So after careful analysis we will be moving Tier 1 Orlan into the Armoury as a SPECIAL ship. There will be a complete overhaul of the ships statistics: Ships Stats Survivability - 22700. Plating - 19-mm Main Battery - 3x2 130-mm. Main Battery Firing Range - 11.5 km Maximum HE Shell Damage - 1800. HE Shell Armor Penetration Capacity - 22-mm. Chances of HE Shell causing a Fire on Target - 8%. Initial HE Shell Velocity - 950 m/s. Maximum AP Shell Damage - 2600. Initial AP Shell Velocity - 950 m/s. Reload Time - 5.0 s. 180° Turn time - 18.6 s. Maximum Dispersion - 101 m. Sigma - 2.00. Torpedoes - 2x5 533-mm. Maximum Damage - 15100. Torpedo Range - 10.0 km. Torpedo Speed - 60.0 knots. Reload time - 114 s. 180° Turn Time - 7.2 s. Torpedo Detectability Range by Sea - 1.2 km. AA Defence: 3x2 130-mm, 2x4 25-mm, 3x4 45-mm Short-Range AA: Continuous Damage - 42, Hit Probability - 95%, Firing Range - 3.1km; Medium-Range AA: Continuous Damage - 123, Hit Probability - 100%, Firing Range - 3.5 km; Long-Range AA: Continuous Damage - 63, Hit Probability - 63, Firing Range - 5.8 km; Action zone of AA Shell Explosions - 3.5 - 5.8 km, Number Shell Explosions in AA Salvos - 3, Damage from AA Shell Explosions - 1680. Maximum speed - 43.5 knots. Turning Circle Radius - 760 m. Rudder Shift Time - 2 s. Detectability Range by Sea - 2.5 km. Detectability Range by Air - 1.2 km. Detectability After Firing Main Guns in Smoke - 2.3 km. Available Equipment - 1 Slot - Damage Control Party 2 Slot - Repair Party/Smoke Generator 3 Slot - Engine Boost Radar duration and range Radar range 20 k 5 minute duration with a cool down time of 4 seconds with 3 charges. All stats are listed without crew and upgrade modifiers but with best available modules. The stats are subject to change during the testing. Pricing at this stage is subject to how much the accountants think they can squeeze out of" The Suckers / Wales " sorry we mean valued Community members. At this stage a rough estimate will be 2,000,000 coal, 1,000,000 FREE XP and $ 9100 doubloons. To replace the Tier 1 Orlan ship instead of finding some Paper mache ship out some old blueprints lock away for 50 years. We are proud to announce a exclusive DUEL Tier system for Russian ships only. The Tier 10 Russian Cruiser Petropavlovsk will now available to be used in Tier 1 battles. We feel that this ship will fit in at both Tier 1 and Tier 10 and at least make up for the fact that we had to BEGRUDGINGLY BAN the ship from CLAN or RANK or whatever it was.. We have also been looking at Tier 2 spreadsheets and feel that our ships should dominate this tier and also the fact that Japan has A Tier 2 Battleship, so we should have a battleship there too So we have decided that Slava should be our dual Tier Battleship We here at WG believe that these changes will bring into line a imbalance in the lower Tier system and prove Russian ships are best, because we own the game. Dasvidaniya Captains .
  5. Snargfargle

    I Need Emotional Rescue!

    Is there nothing I can say? Nothing I can do? To have WG buff this ship so I can say “I'm so in love with you” I'm too deeply into the tech-tree, I can't get out I'm just a poor gamer in a rich man's house Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, Preussen, I'm crying, over you! Don't you know Wargaming's promises were never meant to keep? Just like the night, they dissolve off in sleep I need a savior, steadfast and true Please come to my emotional rescue Yes, come to my emotional rescue Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, I was gamin' last night Last night, I was playin' Yes, I was grindin' I was grindin'... XP like wild Yes I was grindin' Grindin' XP like wild Preussen could be mine, mine, mine, mine all mine It could be mine, it could be mine, could be mine all mine I want it to be sneaky, so silent in the night So stealthy, so animal quiet I'll be my team's savior, steadfast and true I will come to their emotional rescue I will come to their emotional rescue Ooh ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Yeah, it should be mine, mine, Ooh! Yes, it will be fine, tonight and every night I will be a knight in shining armor coming to my team's emotional rescue It will be fine, it will be fine all fine It will be fine, it will be fine all fine I will be a knight in shining armor Sailing across the sea But only a wee bit larger
  6. Snargfargle

    Blockchain Boogaloo

    Workin' in a crypto mine Playin' this new game-type now Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's about to shut down Workin' in a crypto mine Playin' this new game-type now Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's about to shut down Five o'clock in the mornin' My bandwidth is already gone Computer's hot and tired How long can this go on? Workin' in a crypto mine Goin' the blockchain route Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's, about to shut down Workin' in a crypto mine Goin' the blockchain route Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's, about to shut down 'Course they need 'em some money Minin' crypto by the ton But when Saturday rolls around My comp's too tired to even boot up It's a given... Comp's a-workin' in a crypto mine Crunchin' them numbers now Workin' in a crypto mine 'Fraid it's about to shut down...
  7. Snargfargle

    Do we really want to be here?

    Don't blame me, I only write what the muse tells me to. So, so you think you can tell, Sound reason from shill, A boon from a bane Can you tell a fair field, From a pay-to-win fail, A unicum from a whale, Do you think you can tell? Did they get you to trade Your free time for ghosts Game clashes for ease, A cramped room for the cool breeze, Cold pixels for change, And did you exchange The free life you had before, For a self-imposed cage? Do we really want Do we want to be here? We're just all lost souls swimming in this fish bowl Year after year Sailing under these same pixel skies What have we realized? The same old tears? Do we really want to be here?
  8. Snargfargle

    Just a Game I Play

    Joining every evening in my favorite online game Sailing pixel oceans, where you never use your name Constantly returning to the same old place and time A voice in my mind asks why, another voice I hear does say Just a game I play Just a game I play Watching, I keep vigilant, always anticipating moves Never hesitating to become one of the fated ones Twisting and a-turning, looking for some place to hide Watching for torpedoes, waiting for the shells to fly, above Just a game I play The game clock ticks down so quickly, its time has slipped away The gunfire and explosions startle me but then I hear that voice inside me say It's only a game, and I am unafraid Just a game I play Just a game I play Learning every nuance of this single online game Haunted by the notion that too time's been lost in flames Constantly returning to the same old familiar grind Sometimes I wonder why it is that I come back each night, each day To a game I play Just a game I play
  9. Snargfargle

    Such Commotion!

    Such commotion Such commotion You chat about things that nobody cares Airing out laundry that nobody wears World of Warships is my game but I gotta make clear I can't say, baby, where I'll be in a year You laughed at me when my smoke screen was spent Said my get up and go, must've got up and went Well you ain't heard the news, my DD's a real good flier Got her spec'd for HE to set your ship on fire Such commotion Such commotion You thought you'd light me up but I moved too far And my torps out-range your silly cruiser's radar You can't catch me now cause you're way to slow And my torp's are a-comin', just to let you know You thought that Premium ship would give you some class But my tech-tree destroyer done busted your watch glass If you've paid attention then you now will understand This here warships game, it ain't exactly pay-to-win [Instrumental]
  10. Snargfargle

    Come Be CV!

    [Intro] The CV is such a loser Is many wargamers' take They all scream 'bout "flying cancer" But that is a big mistake Just look at the ships around you Right there on the ocean floor Dead enemies, they surround you So what are you whining for? Come be CV Come be CV Flying is better Than where it's wetter Take it from me It is a bore to play one way Fly in the sunlight, have your say Don't be devotin' Full time to floatin' Come be CV Up here all the planes be happy As off through the clouds we roll The ships on the sea ain't happy They sad 'cause they in fish bowl The ships in the bowl ain't lucky They in for a bitter fate Today when the planes get hungry Guess who's gon' be on their plate? Come be CV Come be CV Nobody beat us Try us and see, Gus We be sassy Ships what the planes do love to cook Come to the air and take a look Planes gots no troubles Ships sink in bubbles Come be CV Come be CV (Come be CV) Our life is sweeter We got 'em all beat here Naturally (Naturally) Don't just sit there and pine away Fly to the skies and have your say Get into the spirit They're gonna fear us Come be CV!
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  12. Snargfargle

    Oh, come on, my team!

    It was update day Just how bad a day I could not know A new patch was downloading now I soon would cry Would be upset, who'd blame me? It's thrown (you've messed up) So thrown (knocked down now) Now I must say more than ever (Come on, my team!) I say, must you always play this way? But we can play again, no bothers Come on, my team, can't you do anything At this moment, you seem really green You are a mess, my thoughts, I confess Verge on salty, ah, come on, my team Come on, my team All my teams this year Are beat-down guys, sunk in smoke, lose face So resigned to what their fate is But not Reds (no never) No not Reds (no never) They are far too strong and clever I say, why must you always play this way? Bad team, I'll lambaste you in the forums Come on, my team, oh I swear (you're a scream) Ah come on, can't you play better now? You are a mess, my team, I confess Ah come on let's, uh, come on, my team! Come on, my team, you're really bad Come on, my team, you make me sad Now you have thrown, bad seeds you've sown Oh, my team! Come on, my team, you're really bad Come on, my team, you make me sad Now I must say more than ever Things round here must change I say, why must you always play this way? Come on, my team, can't you do anything? At this moment, you are really bad Just a mess, oh my thoughts, I confess Verge on salty, come on, my team! Come on, my team...
  13. Thought that I would play my Massachusetts Something told me that I might just own But the shells did rain down on Massachusetts The day my team left me standing all alone Tried to angle my ship to all the AP But for the HE there was nothing I could do So the lights all went out on Massachusetts But they brought me back on my shield, it's true Talk about my time in the Massachusetts Speak about the gameplay I have seen Though the lights all went out on Massachusetts Still Massachusetts is one ship that I ken I will be back in Massachusetts (I will be back in Massachusetts) I will be back in Massachusetts
  14. He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne He queues up in all his splendor Always knowing he will rock And his computer has the latest cards Which, of course, are overclocked All the fanboys in the forums Sing his praise as he logs in And the king of the glitch exploiters Feels right at home again He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne He used to be a noob himself Barely average and forlorn His eyes sparkling just like rhinestones When he heard the title "unicorn" Then when he was watching someone streaming Such a wondrous sight he seen And he jumped up and down in triumph Shouting "I shall now be king!" The king of the glitch exploiters As haughty as he seems Was once a simple gamer With ordinary dreams 'Til he found a glitch and learned it And began to really rock the house Yes, one game bug made a player's king Out of a simple peasant mouse He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne
  15. Inspired by @DevilD0g Don't Change My Port A WOWS song parody of "Don't Fence Me In" by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher Oh give me wood chips and paint and a cat below my desk Don't change my port Let me marvel in awe deep inside a dragon's nest Don't change my port Let me be by myself in the ocean's haze And listen to the murmur of the windswept waves I know that it's all for the latest Warships' craze but Don't change my port Don't be a prattle, leave me deep in smoke and battle Underneath the Dunkirk skies With my good crew let me travel to the Fjords Where we can see the the mountains rise I want to sail up the Thames to where the bridge commences And let London's dark fog dim and dull my senses I just can't look at Hamburg cause I'm scared of zeppelins Don't change my port [Instrumental] Oh give me warm, soft beach sands on a cool Hawaiian night Let the base cranes and the trains serve to load my warship right Let me dream of cartoon girls in a sea base far away And laugh as they turn into ships to help us in the fray Don't judge me now, the war's been tough -- let me deal with it my way! Don't change my port
  16. The Nooblet Left Us Twisting In The Wind © 2017, 2021 A WOWS Parody of "Blowin' In The Wind" by Bob Dylan How many games must a new gamer play Before he's no longer a noob? Yes, on how many seas must he unfurl his sails Before he gets really good? Yes, and how many times must his teammates all sigh Before he no longer fails? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind This game's just for fun, that we all know but play it responsibly Yet, the nooblet, we fear, continues to resist The advice that we give him for free Yes, and how many times can he fail, turn his head And pretend that we just do not see? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind Yes, and how many games 'til the nooblet bucks up, Learns some tactics, applies them, and tries? Yes, and how many tears must his teammates all weep Before he can hear their mournful cries? Yes, and how many losses will it take 'til he knows That it's 'cause of him that his team always dies? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind
  17. Snargfargle

    Rankin' Up

    Well, I booted up Warships at midnight, I was hoping to make the grade I had spec'd my ship 'til it was just right, so with a mouse click I began to play Low tier was a pain but I did not abstain and soon stalked me a ship of Deutsch I then sailed all alone through a free-fire zone and came out with my ship untouched He thought he'd hide in the shrouded wreath of a cloud but with torpedoes I blew him up. Ooh... rankin' up A flag of piracy flew from my mast, that it was "Corgi" didn't mean a thing I had an Xbox graduate for teammate, she didn't fail, "Ships, it weren't no thing" She played a Z-52 and gave them quite the blues; she had a purple unicum branding She said, "It's all cool" and "I ain't no fool," never once did lose her standing." I slid in with the clouded warmth of that crowd, did my best, and we blew them up Ooh... rankin' up Well, I'd taken months-long vacations from the game this year and I was rusty as a tin can in the dump I'm gonna lose every match that I would play, I feared, like the less bright kid brother of a guy named Forrest Gump But my skills they finally took root and grew, and I finished earning all the bronze-league gaming stars And before you knew it I'd passed the test, moved up, could not believe I'd come this far I no longer hid behind the best of the crowd, when they said, "Get Back!," I moved up Ooh... rankin' up
  18. Snargfargle

    Don't You Ignore My DD!

    Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Won't you come see my DD? I sail alone, stealthy, you know it baby I am their troubles and doubts Hunting them everywhere, inside and out Unseen, out there in the dark Thinking of tender ships soon to depart Look now, their plan falls apart When the torpedos get into their hearts, baby Don't you, ignore my DD Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, ignore my DD Who will stand above me? All my team can't help but love me Shells keeps falling, shells keep falling Down, down, down Do you all recognize me? Snarg's the name, the forums know me Shells keep falling, shells keep falling Down, down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh You three, just cap and defend It's my feeling we'll win in the end I'll torp them, ignore their defenses RPF, smoke ain't security Don't you forget my DD I sail alone, hunting, you know it baby Going to take them apart I'll put us back into the points, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me As you sail on by Will you call my name? As you sail on by Will you call my name? When you sail away Or will you sail away? Will you sail on by? Come on, call my name Will you call my name? I say (Lala la la lala la la) Will you call my name? As you sail on by
  19. Snargfargle

    SecretAsianMan

    There's a man who to the forums is a stranger But to everyone he meets he is a danger With every move he makes, another ship he takes If you meet him you won't live to see tomorrow @SecretAsianMan42, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame He don't post 'cause in the forums he did find A pretty face can hide an evil mind Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away Odds are you'll regret yourself tomorrow SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame [Instrumental] SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame Sailin' on a Crash Zone Alpha foray I saw him playin' his new Massachusetts that day Oh no, the Massy's one mean ship If we don't give him the slip The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame
  20. Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Try your best to Win the prize To occasions you will rise Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team one more time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team one more time You never rest on your laurels Though no one sends you an invitation But when they're out celebrating You'll sink them down Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Oh yeah! All right! You are gonna save the team, tonight!
  21. Snargfargle

    I Torp Myself!

    I fight myself, now don't you all judge me When I play my CV, I want my own planes above me I search for myself, I want me to find me I attack myself, now don't you all unkind me I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I'm the one who makes me come runnin' I'm the sun who makes me shine When I'm around, I'm always laughin' I want to make me mine I search the skies and see planes before me Think I would die if they were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore pain I ain't gonna flee, just bring on the fire rain I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I fight myself, I don't want you to judge me When I play my CV, I want my own planes above me I search for myself, I want me to find me I attack myself, now don't you all unkind me I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want to I don't want anybody else to When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah I don't need anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't need anybody else to Oh no, oh no, oh no I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I torp myself I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I honestly do I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I honestly do
  22. Snargfargle

    Imagine There's No CVs

    Imagine there's no CVs It's easy if you try No planes to kill us Above us only sky Imagine all the warships living well today Imagine there's no DDs It isn't hard to do Nothing to stalk or spot you And no torpedoes too Imagine all the BBs living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the whole game will be Tier 1 Imagine no more cruisers I wonder if you can No need for speed or radar A heaven for tin cans Imagine all the DDs, free to roam the map You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the whole game will be Tier 1
  23. Snargfargle

    Why Do You Whine?

    You got you a game here, free to play Yet some of you whine on every day There are worse things that you can do with your time Why do you whine [why do you whine]? Wasps in the trees; purple power Eatin' my pears up hour by hour I ain't complainin', it just ain't worth my time No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Don't feel fine? Then look for some peace of mind Say "I'm gonna make life mine." You're gonna do real fine. No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Get outside and take a look around Game will be waitin' when the rain comes down Whinin' and fussin' ain't really worth the time Life is just fine [life is just fine] Life is just fine [life is just fine] I feel fine. I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind. I'm gonna take my time. I'm gettin' the good sign. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la-la-la. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la.
  24. Snargfargle

    Seal Clubbin'

    Clubbin' for a Tier III win Keep clubbin', like the do-dah man Don't like it? Well, I like it fine Just keep clubbin' on Played me ten thousand matches but still I'm at Tier III Charlston, Kolberg, Nassau, and there all in the same meet Your typical match wrapped up in a unicum's daydream Play the St. Louis and see what sorrow I'll bring Tenryū, it's a soft machine Valkyrie, well I make it scream St. Louis' got the ways and means I just won't let you be, oh no Most of the noobs that I meet at Tier III speak of winning, Most of the time I send them all wailin' and cryin' back home One of these days they know they better get goin' Out of the pool and up to tier IV and beyond Clubbin', like the do-dah man Once told me "You gotta to play Tier III, Man" Sometimes a match ain't worth my time If I don't lay'em down Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones then I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange game it's been What in the world ever became of your ship now? She changed her appearance You know she isn't the same Funny-looking, weird Halloween camo All a clan-mate can say is "I ain't gonna flame" Grindin', up to Buffalo Been thinkin', Tier III got to slow Takes time, you pick a place to go And just keep Grindin' on Sittin' and starin' out of the bedroom window Got a tip they're gonna nerf my St. Louis again I'd like to get some sleep before I work now, But a match is playin' and I need me another win Busted, in a Tier X meet Set up, like a bowlin' pin Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin They just won't let you be, oh no Got tired of noob bashin' so up to Tier X you traveled Got tired of losin' so you wanted to go back down I guess they can't revoke a player for tryin' Jump out of the pool and light out and look all around Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones I can barely see Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange game it's been Clubbin', I'm a goin' home Down to Tier III, back where I belong, Back home, sit down, turn off my phone And get back Clubbin' on
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