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  1. Snargfargle

    Snargfargle's Discography

    For those of you who like my parodies. I am going to collect the albums here for ease of access. Enjoy!
  2. Snargfargle

    Imagine There's No CVs

    Imagine there's no CVs It's easy if you try No planes to kill us Above us only sky Imagine all the warships living well today Imagine there's no DDs It isn't hard to do Nothing to stalk or spot you And no torpedoes too Imagine all the BBs living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the whole game will be Tier 1 Imagine no more cruisers I wonder if you can No need for speed or radar A heaven for tin cans Imagine all the DDs, free to roam the map You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the whole game will be Tier 1
  3. Snargfargle

    Why Do You Whine?

    You got you a game here, free to play Yet some of you whine on every day There are worse things that you can do with your time Why do you whine [why do you whine]? Wasps in the trees; purple power Eatin' my pears up hour by hour I ain't complainin', it just ain't worth my time No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Don't feel fine? Then look for some peace of mind Say "I'm gonna make life mine." You're gonna do real fine. No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Get outside and take a look around Game will be waitin' when the rain comes down Whinin' and fussin' ain't really worth the time Life is just fine [life is just fine] Life is just fine [life is just fine] I feel fine. I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind. I'm gonna take my time. I'm gettin' the good sign. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la-la-la. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la.
  4. Snargfargle

    Seal Clubbin'

    Clubbin' for a Tier III win Keep clubbin', like the do-dah man Don't like it? Well, I like it fine Just keep clubbin' on Played me ten thousand matches but still I'm at Tier III Charlston, Kolberg, Nassau, and there all in the same meet Your typical match wrapped up in a unicum's daydream Play the St. Louis and see what sorrow I'll bring Tenryū, it's a soft machine Valkyrie, well I make it scream St. Louis' got the ways and means I just won't let you be, oh no Most of the noobs that I meet at Tier III speak of winning, Most of the time I send them all wailin' and cryin' back home One of these days they know they better get goin' Out of the pool and up to tier IV and beyond Clubbin', like the do-dah man Once told me "You gotta to play Tier III, Man" Sometimes a match ain't worth my time If I don't lay'em down Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones then I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange game it's been What in the world ever became of your ship now? She changed her appearance You know she isn't the same Funny-looking, weird Halloween camo All a clan-mate can say is "I ain't gonna flame" Grindin', up to Buffalo Been thinkin', Tier III got to slow Takes time, you pick a place to go And just keep Grindin' on Sittin' and starin' out of the bedroom window Got a tip they're gonna nerf my St. Louis again I'd like to get some sleep before I work now, But a match is playin' and I need me another win Busted, in a Tier X meet Set up, like a bowlin' pin Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin They just won't let you be, oh no Got tired of noob bashin' so up to Tier X you traveled Got tired of losin' so you wanted to go back down I guess they can't revoke a player for tryin' Jump out of the pool and light out and look all around Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones I can barely see Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange game it's been Clubbin', I'm a goin' home Down to Tier III, back where I belong, Back home, sit down, turn off my phone And get back Clubbin' on
  5. Snargfargle

    The Atago

    Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Come together Still your sighs To occasions you will rise Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time You'll never rest on a pillow No one sends you an invitation And when they're out all celebrating You're the clown Still... Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Oh yeah! All right! You are gonna save the team, tonight! And then they'll love you, love you, love you! And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make
  6. Snargfargle

    No Supers Drop at All!

    I don't want to talk About the things that aren't true Nothing here to see It's all history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play Not a winner, not at all The container didn't fall So where's the victory? That's my destiny I once was quite charmed Taking chances seemed clear I figured it made sense Boosted confidence The Port it felt like home Containers often thronged there But I was a fool Playing by the rules RNGesus throws his dice His mind as cold as ice And someone way down here Has to live in fear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should I complain But tell me do you miss The things they used to give you? Does it feel the same When standards call your name? Somewhere deep inside You wish you could hack them But what can I say Rules must be obeyed RNGesus will decide The likes of us abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A container choice again A big one or a small The winner takes it all I don't want to talk Cause it makes me feel sad And now I understand It's a dry and bleak wasteland I apologize If it makes you feel bad Seeing me so tense No self-confidence But you see No supers drop at all! No supers drop at all! No supers drop at all! And the losers we are all Throw your dice, cold as ice Way down here, someone dear Takes it all, has to fall It seems plain to me
  7. Snargfargle

    We Demand a Nerf!

    We Demand a Nerf! A parody if "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett The Devs were working it the office late one night When their eyes beheld a wearisome sight From the forum another tiresome thread did arise And its content was no surprise "We want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause we all know our stuff We want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs We want a nerf! We demand to be heard" From their offices far out in the East The Devs were a cookin' up a Warships feast Things so cool and fine with all new game modes Just to get a jolt, as from an electrode "We want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause we all know our stuff We want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs We want a nerf! We demand to be heard" Now, some of us were just having fun Our gaming day had just begun The demands did not involve us We wished the nerf threads were gone The forum was a rockin', they were digging Snarg's sounds Iron wolf and his Loups, Ghostdog and his Hounds Little White Mouse was about to arrive With her unicum friends, "The <bleep>-Kicker Five" They played the songs The songs that Snarg had wrote They played the songs They cherished every note They sang along They had them learned by rote They played the songs They gave them all upvotes () Then from the depths of a necrothread a voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He gave a downvote and then shook his fist And said, "I'm a gonna put you all on my personal blacklist" "I want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause I do know my stuff I want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs I want a nerf! I demand to be heard" Hey, listen now be cool, be a part of the clan You know Snarg's songs are the hits of the forum From unicum to newbie and average player too Why he be a-writin' them songs; they are all done for you Then you can dance Or, if a pony, prance Then you can dance Give them tunes a chance Then you can dance You'll know 'em in a glance Then you can dance You'll be in a trance...
  8. Snargfargle

    Massive AA Fire!

    I just bought me a new ship today Outfitting was hard but I got squared away Shells started flingin' and shrap rattled loud I felt like I was in a real madhouse Still I made up in my mind to play Nothin' was a-gonna drive me away When I seen somethin' that give me the creep A huge wall of fire, "Now what the <bleep>?" I sat right still and I did the freeze Had I chose wrong to buy a CV? Some weird new AA, sounded just like a drum Will I still play or am I gonna run? Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this ship now you know I am bold Ain't no AA gonna run me off From my planes the rockets was a-blazin' hot I thought they'd all land hard and hit the spot To sink a ship it was my plan But fate had another thing or two in hand From out of nowhere was a boom Bout scared me from my computer room "What the <bleep>?" I began to shout Massive AA done took my squadron out! I dropped my comp's mouse right from my hand My squadron'd snapped like a taught rubber band Massive AA Fire, it ain't real fun Will you still play here or you gonna run? Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this ship now you know I am bold Ain't no AA gonna run me off...
  9. Snargfargle

    To Fly The Skies

    No one knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man To fly the skies And no one knows what it's like To be hated To be berated By those who only lie Yet my service is with honor And my conscience it is clean I am your eyes I'm your protector I'm your avenger I'm your CV No one knows what it's like To feel these feelings Like I do To be so blue No one bites back as hard On their anger None of my pain and woe Can show through And though my service is with honor And my conscience it is clean If you dare cross me As if divine wrath I'll have my vengeance You'll never flee With my bombs, I'll crack you open You'll use your repair and think it cool But I smile and send you some rockets Then I'll laugh and call you a fool And if you dare to face my torpedoes You will never stay afloat Yes you will cry out "Please I want my blankie!" But they'll still hit you and sink your boat No one knows what it's like To be hated To be berated To fly the skies...
  10. Snargfargle

    In Warships There Will Be No Submarines?

    In the game that we do play Was a Dev well known to thee And he told us in his game There would never be a submarine So we played the ships we could And we thought it very keen Always sailed above the waves Never in a submarine In Warships, there will be no submarines Be no submarines, be no submarines In Warships, there will be no submarines Be no submarines, be no submarines All our friends were all aboard Because the subs they all abhorred So they shouted every day In Warships, there will be no submarines! Be no submarines, be no submarines! In Warships, there will be no submarines! Be no submarines, be no submarines! (Full speed ahead Mr. Notser, full speed ahead Full speed ahead it is, Jingles Action station, action station Aye, aye, sir, fire Captain, captain) As we lived a life of ease Everyone of us were very pleased (we sailed the seas) BBs large (BBs large) and small DDs (small DDs) But we never saw a submarine (we were mellow; submarine, ha ha!) In Warships, there will be no submarines Be no submarines, be no submarines In Warships, there will be no submarines Be no submarines, be no submarines But wait! There's a submarine! A weaselly submarine! We all spotted a weaselly submarine! Weaselly submarine! Weaselly submarine!
  11. Snargfargle

    Get Back!

    Fiji had a captain, thought he was a loner But we knew he wouldn't last Fiji left his wingman, was the Arizona Thought he'd give the Reds some sass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Fiji, come home Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back Fiji! Our fine Massachusetts said he'd go cap "A" now Told us that he had a plan All the other captains say he's got it coming But admit he's one brave man Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Massy, come home! Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back, get back
  12. Snargfargle

    Ghost in the Wind

    I fly the skies, I'm a lonely spirit 'cause my ship is gone All my dreams of Krakens washed away as I sank 'neath the sea Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind So I howl as I fly forever o'er an endless sea And my ship lies beneath the waves because they spotted me Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind Woooooooooooooooooo! Now, don't blame me! It was not my wish, I didn't choose to die The shells they hit And all my armor could not another minute buy Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind...
  13. Snargfargle

    Colorado

    The battle was over, on the Two Brothers map And the poor Colorado, he sure felt like crap The one lone survivor, wounded and weak Colorado, the brave ship, it's of you we speak Colorado, you fought hard, Colorado, you tried You had a good captain, so hold your head up high For even the greatest, sometimes must fall Colorado, the brave ship, you gave your all Though the sea is silent, your deeds do speak loud If your buddies could see you, I know they'd be proud The symbol of bravery, at the Two Brothers Map Poor Colorado, now don't feel like crap Colorado, you fought hard, Colorado, you tried You had a good captain, so hold your head up high For even the greatest, sometimes must fall Colorado, the brave ship, you gave your all...
  14. Snargfargle

    The Waiting is The Hardest Part!

    The Waiting is The Hardest Part! A WOWS Parody of the Tom Petty song. What part of "no longer than 5 minutes" does the matchmaker not understand? Don't it know that the waiting is the hardest part? Oh baby I just feel like gamin' right now But it seems like something from a dream Yeah, I've never known a queue quite like this Sort of feels like it's never, ever gonna end Seems like WeGee might have done gone and fibbed again Cause they never ever told me nothing bout this I say, "Yeah yeah" (yeah yeah)... The waiting is the hardest part Every tick is like crawlin' one more yard I wanna' start the game, I wanna' play my cards The waiting is the hardest part Well last time I went and chased a DD around But my CV, well it done and let me down I thought a nice rocket hit would'a made me feel good But not so good am I'm feeling right now Baby you ain't the only one that wants to game but how I want the game to start, stress has wrinkled up my brow! I say, "Yeah yeah" (yeah yeah)... The waiting is the hardest part Every ship 'o mine's sittin' in the shipyard I want to start the game, I want to do my part The waiting is the hardest part Oh don't let it kill you baby, don't let it get to you Don't let it kill you baby, don't let it get to you Just you still your beatin' heart, don't be a cryin' fool Don't let this go too far Don't let it get to you The waiting is the hardest part Every ship 'o mine's sittin' in the shipyard I want to start the game, I want to do my part The waiting is the hardest part
  15. Snargfargle

    Here's to All the CCs

    Once there was a tiny mouse, who could hardly write her name Yet she deserves a front row seat, in the Warships Hall of Fame She soon wrote more about the Premiums, than we will ever know She spoke the language of the Sharn, the Jean Bart and the Mo Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them [ ac.guitar ] A Tater talked to Flambass, who said "You will soon despair The Kidd is a good warship, at removing planes from air" But Tater didn't listen, so that Tater he got fried He sent his warplanes at the Kidd, and all his warplanes died Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them [ ac.guitar ] There's poems and there's legends, that tell of Flamu's fame Yet compared to old man Jingles, Flam was civilized and tame These words are straight from Flamu's lips, if you place such store by him "If there's a man who knows a ship, then Jingles it be him" Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them
  16. Snargfargle

    North Caroline

    North Caroline A parody of "Sweet Child 'O Mine" Just a model ship in a game And to say I love her might sound lame But everything Was once fresh as the bright blue sky Now I'm old and stuck in this place But I was once young and I ran the race Though if I think too long I'd probably break down and cry Oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh, oh, oh, oh North Caroline I walked her deck; I thought her swell Like those who served her well And when I look into the past I can see her once again Memory reminds me of my younger days Motorcycle I did ride Braving the thunder And the rain But time it passed me by Oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh, oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh, oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh, oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh, oh, oh, oh North Caroline Oh yeah yeah Oh oh sweet love of mine Where do we go? Where do we go now? Where do we go? Oh, oh...
  17. Snargfargle

    The Ultimate Frontier

    (Stars) They don't come easy You know they don't come easy They don't come easy You know they don't come easy Was an easy Op and you used to be on top But right now it don't come easy Don't you go and pout, or leap about You can't always have them easy Get yourself a Div, let's come together A bit of teamwork now It will make it work out better Used to be so fine, I got me some Prem time But you know stars don't come easy This Op used to shine, I played it all the time But now it ain't so easy Teamwork now, is how we make it A win's within our reach If we're good enough to take it Was an easy Op and you used to be on top But right now it don't come easy Don't you go and pout, or leap about You can't always have them easy Teamwork now, is how we make it A win's within our reach If we're good enough to take it Stand up for the test and always do your best Cause you know skill don't come easy This here hope of mine keeps growing all the time If you're good it's easy-peasy
  18. Snargfargle

    The Cherry Blossom Special

    Look at yonder island Get your butt a-down there fast Hey, look a-yonder island Them Marines ain't gonna last It's the Cherry Blossom Special Marines be under an attack {instrumental} Well, they hopped out on that island Got some sand a-neath their boots But Lordy, Lordy, Lordy Ships started up a-shellin blues We'll find that Cherry Blossom Special And show them ships a thing or two {instrumental} "Say man, when you going back to Florida?" "When am I goin' back to Florida? I don't know, don't reckon I ever will." "Ain't you worried about meeting your end on this island?" "Well, I don't care if I do-die-do-die-do-die-do-die." Hey talk about the Cleveland She's the fastest ship of the line Talk about the Cleveland She's the fastest ship of the line She'll sink that Cherry Blossom Special Rollin' down the seaboard line
  19. Snargfargle

    I Hit a Rock!

    I Hit a Rock! A parody of "I Am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel A cruiser's near In a deep and dark cap "C" now I am alone Gazing through the rainstorm, waiting for the torps to show I am spotted so I turn around to go I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! The shells fall My guns are pointing at the island That none may penetrate I have much need of friendship but my friends my cries disdain The Reds are laughing and it's causing me such pain I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! Don't talk of "noob" 'Cause I've heard the word before It's sleeping in my memory I won't disturb the slumber of bad play that has died If I had turned left then I never would have cried I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! I wish for smoke A white cloud to protect me I am shielded in my armor Hiding in my room, safe within my womb That is until the radar lights and touches me I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! [Stupid island, take that, boom boom boom] But the rocks feel no pain And the island never dies OK, now for a true story. I was driving a large tracked military vehicle through a desert once when I ran over a small obstacle. My sergeant said "Dammit, specialist, you hit a rock!" I said, "Yeah... with a tank."
  20. Snargfargle

    Carry On My Unicum

    Carry On My Unicum A parody of Carry On My Wayward Son" by Kansas Carry on my unicum Awards will flow when you are done Don't you worry 'bout the rest Just you play your best {Instrumental} Once again your team's in chaos and confusion Their ranked status, it must be an illusion Five are hiding at an island, 'cause one DD sailed by They can't find a cap, it's as if they were blind men 'Though they play like fools, don't you get too mad, man Ain't no use in you a-screamin', listen what I say Carry on my unicum Awards will flow when when you are done Don't you worry 'bout the rest Just you try your best Why do they play so bad, there must be a reason? Is it a Campaign's fault or is it Ranked season? And though they claim to all be wise men I surely doubt they really know On a stormy sea of moving emotion Tossed about you're like a ship on the ocean You set a course for fame and fortune Then you hear the voices say Carry on my unicum Awards will flow when when you are done Don't you worry 'bout the rest Just you do your best {Instrumental} Carry on; yes, and always remember Carry on; nothing equals the splendor Of proving that you're a player's dream Even if you're on the losing team Carry on my unicum There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more
  21. Snargfargle

    Dazzle Painted Ship

    (Yeah) Clean lines, cool chroma Which way I'm goin' they ain't gonna know Dazzle pattern, now don't you sigh (don't sigh) Subs ain't the only reason why They come a-runnin', so fast they gonna slip 'Cause everyone crazy 'bout my dazzle painted ship Criss-cross pattern, latest bling Torps be a-missin' they can't hit a thing Shells loaded, fuses in When I sail out I'm gonna do you in "You gotta see it" is the the word from each lip 'Cause everyone crazy 'bout my dazzle painted ship {Instrumental} Navy gray, ain't where it's at We got the funding cause our wallet's fat Black shades, white stripes Give the enemy the scare of their life "You gotta see it" is the the word from each lip 'Cause everyone crazy 'bout my dazzle painted ship {Instrumental}
  22. By special request. Friedrich der Große ("Big Fred") A parody of "Big Bad John," as sung by Jimmy Dean (Big Fred, Big Fred) Every morning at tier nine you could see him arrive He was nine hundred feet long and displaced thousands, fifty five Kinda broad at the beam and narrow at the hip And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big Fred (Big Fred, Big Fred) Big bad Fred (Big Fred) Nobody seemed to know where Fred came from Some said that he weren't even real, just your imagination He didn't say much, just sat there looking ahead He never spoke at all, not even a “Hi” from Big Fred Some said he came from the Vulcan Dockyard And that he was a dreadnought of the Kaiser line But he was twice as big and twice as wide A puny Kaiser would have to run and hide, from Big Fred (Big Fred, Big Fred) Big bad Fred (Big Fred) Then came the day at the bottom of the cap When a cruiser exploded and ships started sinkin' Shells were a-flyin' and torps came in fast And every gamer there thought they'd breathed their last, 'cept Fred Then through the fire and the smoke of this gamer's hell Sailed the giant of a ship that they knew so well All the other ships turned round and soon they were gone Until only one remained to fight there alone, it was Fred (Big Fred, Big Fred) Big bad Fred (Big Fred) And with all of the strength of his mighty hull He soaked up the torpedoes, one and all Five other ships had scrambled from a would-be grave Now there's only one left in the cap to save, Big Fred With their turrets a-turnin' they all started back in But then came a rumble, yes a mighty din As they saw the shells hitting and heard the ricochets whine Everybody knew it was the end of the line for Big Fred (Big Fred, Big Fred) Big bad Fred (Big Fred) They fought off the enemy and regained the cap Sending all of the Red Team to a early nap But Fred was gone and the word from each lip was “At the bottom of this cap lies a big, big ship” Big Fred (Big Fred, Big Fred) Big bad Fred (Big Fred) (Big Fred) big bad Fred
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