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  1. Slimeball91

    Ise Review for the PvE Player.

    This is my review of the Ise, T6 IJN CV, I mean BB. This review is just for fun. You can just skip reading it, and leave your real thoughts on the Ise below if you aren't into dad joke level humor. You might have seem LWM's review, well this one is for us PvE players. There is a lot to cover so let's get right in to it. HP & Armor Health pool: Almost 60k, I think. You get heals too. Armor layout: I'm a DD player, I don't know what those buttons in the armor viewer do, and all those different colors confuse me. It's got a lot of armor compared to a DD, so it must be good. Armament Main guns: 14 inches. Don't ask me what that is in millimeters, I'm American. AP armor penetration values: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ HE pen and fire chance: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Firing angles: Front turrets, aren't bad. Rear turrets when trying to kite away, well remember that really annoyed feeling you got the last time you stepped in dog poop, yeah, it's like that. Airplanes This is the part we've all been waiting for. Planes: Torpedo planes baby! History be damned! Number of planes: UNLIMITED. Number of torpedoes: Some dude that sat in gum said it looks like a mini FDR. Engine boost: Rocket pods for extra yeeeeet on take off. Consumables Heal: It heals back some HP when you push the button. I don't know why I'm explaining that, seems pretty straight forward. DCP: Puts out fires, and the occasional flood. I assume it will fix your rudder/engine if those get knocked out, but that never happens to BBs so your guess is as good as mine. Game Play This is the interesting part. I've been looking forward to see how this concept plays out. Is it good, is it fun, how powerful is it??? In Random battles: Who plays randoms. In Ranked: I haven't played ranked in a year, it sucked. Ranked sucked, not the Ise, it wasn't out then. Now for the real game modes, PvE. In Co-OP: Ise plays awesome, even in 2/7 games. In Operations: How the hell would I know, it would have to be freakin Narai this week, wouldn't it. Yeah, but how does it play? The best way I can describe how Ise plays, well, sorta like a BB, with planes. Duh. Did you think Mouse was the only one to have cool pictures? Seriously, it's fun, but watch out when you go flying around to troll the bots in your planes. Those jerks like to take out all their pent up hostility on your unattended ship, I guess having a less than 2% WR will do that. There you go PvE mains, that was my exhaustive review of the Ise. I'll be starting a patreon soon, so you can show your gratitude. You can look forward to my review of the Lert flavored cruisers when they come out. Have fun, and I'll see you out there.
  2. 4thTaterBattalion

    Hapa_Fodder needs one of these while Streaming.

    Sir Hapa_Fodder needs to be setting a chair like this while Streaming. This way he will still feel the affect that he is actually on the Ship again while he was in the Navy during his Good Streams. What do you think? Image him rocking. Kalvothe .. Mademoisail .. KARMAT1KA .. SeaRaptor
  3. Ain't No Zoup A WOWS parody of "Alley Oop" by Dallas Frazier, as sung by the Hollywood Argyles (Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup, Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) There's a man on YouTube that we all know (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He started posting vids about three years ago (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) A better YouTuber we've never knew (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) Well this cat's name is @NoZoupForYou (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He got some cred cause he's a genuine soldier (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can clear, lock-load before you count to four-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He wears big ugly hats because he's losing his hair-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He likely lost it fighting lions and grizzly bear-uhs (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) (Ain't no Zoup) He's the meanest 'tuber that we've ever seen (Ain't no Zoup) He don't like rabbits cause they eat his greens (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the Warships(tm) scene (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) He knows how to separate fact from fiction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can speak real well because he learned his diction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) The Unicums don't bug him 'cause they know he's better (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) 'Cause he's a keen ship driver and he's learned his letters (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) (Ain't no Zoup) He's the toughest of the "CC Five" (Ain't no Zoup) Wears clothes made from mosasaur hide (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the ocean jive! (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) There he goes, look at that Zoup man go He sure is hip ain't he? Like what's happening? He's too much Sail, Zoupy, Sail An ichthyosaur! Jump on him Ride, Zoupy, ride Get 'em, man Like—harpoonsville New clothes for the Zoup kiddies!
  4. Now fitted with Argus pulsejets with afterburners, for extra cruise and attack speed. (Only kidding. The plane was on fire, but it looked so conveniently well placed and symmetrical that I couldn't help myself.)
  5. Snargfargle

    Rankin' Up

    Well, I booted up Warships at midnight, I was hoping to make the grade I had spec'd my ship 'til it was just right, so with a mouse click I began to play Low tier was a pain but I did not abstain and soon stalked me a ship of Deutsch I then sailed all alone through a free-fire zone and came out with my ship untouched He thought he'd hide in the shrouded wreath of a cloud but with torpedoes I blew him up. Ooh... rankin' up A flag of piracy flew from my mast, that it was "Corgi" didn't mean a thing I had an Xbox graduate for teammate, she didn't fail, "Ships, it weren't no thing" She played a Z-52 and gave them quite the blues; she had a purple unicum branding She said, "It's all cool" and "I ain't no fool," never once did lose her standing." I slid in with the clouded warmth of that crowd, did my best, and we blew them up Ooh... rankin' up Well, I'd taken months-long vacations from the game this year and I was rusty as a tin can in the dump I'm gonna lose every match that I would play, I feared, like the less bright kid brother of a guy named Forrest Gump But my skills they finally took root and grew, and I finished earning all the bronze-league gaming stars And before you knew it I'd passed the test, moved up, could not believe I'd come this far I no longer hid behind the best of the crowd, when they said, "Get Back!," I moved up Ooh... rankin' up
  6. Tpaktop2_1

    WoWs music parodies

    For the time before gunnery happens in a match. My guns are better than your guns My guns are better than yours I have penetration, You get a detonation My guns better than yours (Think KenlRation commercial music) === I like big guns and I can not lie You other commanders can't deny That when your ship goes in laying waste And a round thing in your place You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that gun was stuffed Deep in the seam she's bearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that scuttlebutt makes me so horny (Think "Baby Got Back" music) Do you guys have any song parodies that you sing while waiting for battle?
  7. Snargfargle

    Forum Funnies

    The Old-timer Grunts and Jarheads should understand this one.
  8. I would love to contribute some humor to the mix so. I am thinking if you guys see any NEWS that is funny, humorous, or down right stupid then this is the place for it. You guys set the moral guidelines. Of course the purpose is to make the Moderators/community laugh, not to ban your post. So let me start with this one I found today. Its probably old news but it gave me a smile, Being a parent is well under rewarded job but when you mess up, well it ends up on the internet. Enjoy ! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/little-boy-accidentally-wears-salacious-tee-school-moms-apology-goes-viral-234013520.html. CHeers!
  9. **Episode 070: The Denarmo Interview No One Asked For** We've been asked to get him on, and now he's finally here! Reigning King of Wows-memes Denarmo himself talks about his origins, his influences, and the realities of being a content creator! YouTube: https://youtu.be/OyFi0NylSZQ Anchor: <https://anchor.fm/gtkwows/episodes/Episode-070-The-Denarmo-Interview-No-One-Asked-For-er14p2>
  10. Greenhalgh_unconquerable

    Solucoes Computacionais na Era da Quarentena

    Prezados, quais são as soluções usadas durante este período atípico? Como você consegue trabalhar, se divertir e sobreviver nestes tempos de pandemia? Vamos fazer aqui um paralelo ao famoso livro "O amor nos tempos do cólera" Iniciamos o World os Warships nos tempos pandêmicos. Poste algo divertido, algo inusitado que você fez ou já pensou em fazer para se adaptar aos novos tempos. Tudo de bom.
  11. Quantumphysics333

    Oh Yes...

    In 0.10.0 balance changes...
  12. Snargfargle

    Come Be CV!

    [Intro] The CV is such a loser Is many wargamers' take They all scream 'bout "flying cancer" But that is a big mistake Just look at the ships around you Right there on the ocean floor Dead enemies, they surround you So what are you whining for? Come be CV Come be CV Flying is better Than where it's wetter Take it from me It is a bore to play one way Fly in the sunlight, have your say Don't be devotin' Full time to floatin' Come be CV Up here all the planes be happy As off through the clouds we roll The ships on the sea ain't happy They sad 'cause they in fish bowl The ships in the bowl ain't lucky They in for a bitter fate Today when the planes get hungry Guess who's gon' be on their plate? Come be CV Come be CV Nobody beat us Try us and see, Gus We be sassy Ships what the planes do love to cook Come to the air and take a look Planes gots no troubles Ships sink in bubbles Come be CV Come be CV (Come be CV) Our life is sweeter We got 'em all beat here Naturally (Naturally) Don't just sit there and pine away Fly to the skies and have your say Get into the spirit They're gonna fear us Come be CV!
  13. Snargfargle

    Come over to the Dark Side!

    Bombs be a raining down, can it be real? Do you want to know how good it feels? From out of the shadows planes come with a scream Make's them feel crazy, "CVs be so mean!" Ain't nothin' gonna save them from the warplanes' whine Come over to the dark side, you'll like it fine To the dark side, oh yeah To the dark side, oh yeah CVs be a calling you, let's make them all squeal They'll never know just how good we feel From out of the shadows planes come with a scream Make them feel crazy, we all be so mean Ain't nothin' gonna save them from the warplanes' whine Slip over to the dark side, yeah cross that line To the dark side, oh yeah To the dark side, oh yeah Ain't nothin' gonna save them from the warplanes' whine Slip to the dark side, yeah cross that line To the dark side, oh yeah To the dark side, oh yeah To the dark side, oh yeah To the dark side, oh yeah
  14. First of all, credit to Flambass for an excellent game with entertaining commentary, as always. What you are about to read would not have been possible without him. Second: I request that you watch this replay of Flambass's. It is essential to understand this analysis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBdCURaiTHA Now, let's analyze this game and see what conclusions we can draw about the nature of Kaga Black. For context, during the Pearl Harbor Raid, the real Kaga carried 18 A6M Zeros and 54 strike planes, broken up into 27 D3A "Vals," and 27 B5N "Kates," for a total of 72 planes. During Midway, she carried 27 Zeros, and 45 strike planes, broken up into 18 D3As and 27 B5Ns, for a total of 72 planes, plus 2 D3As boxed up in crates to serve as spares or for use on Midway once it was captured. This should give you an idea of how many planes Kaga could carry historically. Now, let's take a look at the battle. The enemy team shot down 46 of Flambass's planes, 15 fighters, 3 rocket attack planes, and 28 torpedo bombers. Kaga Black's rocket planes are A6M-5 Zeros, meaning that they must be part of the fighter squadron and are equipped with ground attack rockets. This indicates that he ended the battle with either 0 Zeros, 27 Vals, and -1 Kates or 12 Zeros, 20 Vals, and -1 Kates. This is already impossible, as you cannot have negative torpedo bombers. However, it gets even worse, as we shall see below. Flambass had a squadron of 10 torpedo bombers airborne, and there was one more ready to go on Kaga Black's flight deck. When combined with the 28 torpedo bombers shot down, this indicates that Kaga Black was carrying at least 39 torpedo bombers, 12 more than she carried at either Pearl Harbor or Midway, which means that more than 50% of her air group was made up of torpedo bombers. At the end of the game, Flambass had a squadron of 10 torpedo bombers airborne, and there was one more ready to go on Kaga Black's flight deck. When combined with the 28 torpedo bombers shot down, this indicates that Kaga Black was carrying at least 39 torpedo bombers, 12 more than she carried at either Pearl Harbor or Midway, which means that more than 50% of her air group was made up of torpedo bombers. During Flambass's final attack with the rocket attack planes, he had another 8 ready to go on the flight deck, which were never launched. This means that Kaga Black must carry at least 16 Zeros for rocket attacks. Additionally, Flambass had fighters on call while piloting the rocket attack planes, the numbers of which did not decrease as additional rocket attack planes were launched. This forces us to revise the conclusion that the rocket attack planes are a part of the fighter squadron, as they seem to be operating as separate tactical units since the numbers of available fighters did not decrease, and instead both squadrons must simply be using the same planes. Flambass never launched any dive bombers, however we do know that 12 were ready for takeoff throughout the entire game. Flambass lost 15 fighters, which were deployed in groups of 5. This is strange, because Japanese fighters operated in a 3 plane shotai, or flight, a significantly improved and generally more flexible and capable version of the classic Vic formation, which were further organized into a 9 plane chutai, or squadron. This indicates that Kaga Black is operating a non-standard fighter group, with three 5 plane shotais making up one 15 plane chutai. Regardless, however, each attack squadron seemed to have 1 chutai on call for fighter protection. These shotai also seem to come from different chutais, since the torpedo bombers had three shotai available even though the rocket attack planes, which are themselves fighters, had already called in a shotai when the first torpedo bomber squadron. This indicates that Kaga Black had at least 3 of these non-standard chutai embarked, assuming that this holds true for the never-launched dive bomber squadron, for a total of 45 planes in the fighter squadron. Additionally, the various chutais do not seem to reinforce each other or change which squadron they are protecting. This is because we know that Flambass had at least two shotais still available from the rocket attack plane squadron's assigned chutai, but they did not become available once the chutai assigned to the torpedo bomber squadron was depleted. In total, this means that Kaga Black must have an air group consisting of no fewer than 112 planes, broken up into 61 Zeros, of which 45 were in the fighter squadron and 16 in the rocket attack plane squadron, 12 Vals, and 39 Kates. This is considerably more than the real Kaga embarked, with the exception of the absolute number of dive bombers. The planes themselves also exhibited very strange behavior during the battle. Strike planes seemed to cease all interactions with the outside world once they had completed their attacks and returned to the carrier at their own pace, almost as if they had disappeared to everyone else. Additionally, Kaga Black's fighters did not return to the carrier to rearm and refuel once they had completed their patrol, but instead seemed to dematerialize completely. Also, the crew of Kaga Black never needed to clear her flight deck to launch planes. Instead, they all seemed to be ready to launch at once and would pass through each other during take off. So, what conclusions can we draw about Kaga Black? Well, it seems to me that there is only one logical possibility that explains her strange behavior. The ship is actually three Kagas that exist in an entangled quantum superstate, which allows them to all occupy the same space at the same time and collectively form the entity known as "Kaga Black." One carries an air group of 15 Zeros in a fighter squadron and 16 Zeros in a rocket attack squadron, the next carries 15 Zeros and 12 dive bombers, and the last carries 15 Zeros and 39 torpedo bombers. Due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, only one Kaga from Kaga Black can be "real" and thus "active" at any given time, which is chosen whenever a squadron is launched. This may explain how the various squadrons seem to disappear after completing a strike. Kaga Black reenters the quantum superstate, which also moves their aircraft out of phase with the rest of the universe. Why they do not reappear when the same Kaga becomes "active" is not clear at this time. It also explains why Kaga Black's various fighter chutais cannot reinforce each other. Kaga Black's various air groups literally exist on different plains of reality and thus cannot interact with each other in any way. It is not clear why the various Kagas' fighters dematerialize after completing a patrol. Whether or not all three Kagas of Kaga Black would be damaged if one were to take a hit is also not clear at this time. This analysis is of too great a scientific importance to be confined to just one location, and as such shall also be posted in the comments of Flambass's video and on Reddit.
  15. Snargfargle

    Don't You Ignore My DD!

    Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh Won't you come see my DD? I sail alone, stealthy, you know it baby I am their troubles and doubts Hunting them everywhere, inside and out Unseen, out there in the dark Thinking of tender ships soon to depart Look now, their plan falls apart When the torpedos get into their hearts, baby Don't you, ignore my DD Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, ignore my DD Who will stand above me? All my team can't help but love me Shells keeps falling, shells keep falling Down, down, down Do you all recognize me? Snarg's the name, the forums know me Shells keep falling, shells keep falling Down, down, down, down Hey, hey, hey, hey Ooh woh You three, just cap and defend It's my feeling we'll win in the end I'll torp them, ignore their defenses RPF, smoke ain't security Don't you forget my DD I sail alone, hunting, you know it baby Going to take them apart I'll put us back into the points, baby Don't you, forget about me Don't, don't, don't, don't Don't you, forget about me As you sail on by Will you call my name? As you sail on by Will you call my name? When you sail away Or will you sail away? Will you sail on by? Come on, call my name Will you call my name? I say (Lala la la lala la la) Will you call my name? As you sail on by
  16. Snargfargle

    SecretAsianMan

    There's a man who to the forums is a stranger But to everyone he meets he is a danger With every move he makes, another ship he takes If you meet him you won't live to see tomorrow @SecretAsianMan42, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame He don't post 'cause in the forums he did find A pretty face can hide an evil mind Ah, be careful what you say Or you'll give yourself away Odds are you'll regret yourself tomorrow SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame [Instrumental] SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame Sailin' on a Crash Zone Alpha foray I saw him playin' his new Massachusetts that day Oh no, the Massy's one mean ship If we don't give him the slip The odds are we won't live to see tomorrow SecretAsianMan, SecretAsianMan Your name it has a number, In BBs you have some fame
  17. Snargfargle

    Stupid CV, Stop Picking on Me!

    Stupid CV You're a real mean guy I'd like to clip your wings So you can't fly I just got hit And it's a crying shame And I know that you're the one to blame Hey, hey Set me free Stupid CV Stop picking on me I can't be sneaky And I can't sail straight You show up with no warning And that ain't so great If I were a curser I'd call you a tool You've even got me wishing I was back in school Hey, hey Set me free Stupid CV Stop picking on me You racked me up But good Right from the very start Hey, go play “rocket pong” with somebody else you tart You've got me jumping Like a crazy clown And I don't like now what you're raining down Ha! You missed me cause I dodged that time But the thing that bothers me is that you'll hit next time Hey, hey Set me free Stupid CV Stop picking on me You've got me jumping Like a crazy clown And I don't like now what you're raining' down Ha! You missed me cause I dodged that time But the thing that bothers me is that you'll hit next time Hey, hey Set me free Stupid CV Stop picking on me Hey, hey Set me free Stupid CV Stop picking on me (Stupid CV) (Stupid CV) (Stupid CV)
  18. Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Try your best to Win the prize To occasions you will rise Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team one more time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team one more time You never rest on your laurels Though no one sends you an invitation But when they're out celebrating You'll sink them down Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Oh yeah! All right! You are gonna save the team, tonight!
  19. dimzzy

    Fun insight

    It was another quick game when our destroyers died in the first few minutes and team followed. I was looking at the profiles of these players and suddenly came to this epiphany: - Why people from Brazil are the happiest WoWS players? - Because they don't use SAD keys!
  20. Snargfargle

    I Torp Myself!

    I fight myself, now don't you all judge me When I play my CV, I want my own planes above me I search for myself, I want me to find me I attack myself, now don't you all unkind me I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I'm the one who makes me come runnin' I'm the sun who makes me shine When I'm around, I'm always laughin' I want to make me mine I search the skies and see planes before me Think I would die if they were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore pain I ain't gonna flee, just bring on the fire rain I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I fight myself, I don't want you to judge me When I play my CV, I want my own planes above me I search for myself, I want me to find me I attack myself, now don't you all unkind me I don't fight anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't fight anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want to I don't want anybody else to When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah ah oh ah I don't need anybody else When I play my CV, I torp myself Ooh, I don't need anybody else to Oh no, oh no, oh no I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I torp myself I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I honestly do I torp myself (I don't fight) I torp myself (anybody else) I torp myself (when I play my CV) I honestly do
  21. Snargfargle

    Must be the Reason for Warships!

    When you look out onto your Port What do you think you'll see? When you look out on your Port, you say “So many different ships for me” You feel real strange So strange You've got to pick up every ship! You've got to pick up every ship! A CC's streaming it on Twitch! Oh no! Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Year's of play, you're getting older Can't get away, can never flee Some new line to be lookin' over It's yet another grind for thee It's so strange So very strange You've got to pick up every ship! You've got to pick up every ship! (Somebody's out to make it rich) Oh no! Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships When I look into my wallet What do you think I see? Some other cat done took it all Ain't got no money left for me It's strange Sure is strange I've got to pick up every ship! I've got to pick up every ship! (Somebody's out to make it rich) Oh! Oh no, must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships Must be the reason for Warships ...
  22. KusaPeko

    You asked and WG listened!

    With all the anti-weeb and anti-anime (and buff DD) posts the past few weeks, Wargaming has finally taken action. So now, instead of this anti-aircraft railgun mounted on the future Japanese premium tier 9 destroyer Misaka: 47_5s_to_66s_Toaru_Kagaku_no_Railgun_S_Misaka_Mi.mp4 World of Warships is partnering up with Transformers so that they can introduce this anti-ship railgun mounted on the future American premium tier 8 destroyer Kidd '09, inspired by Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: 329_5s_to_352_5s_Transformers_2_Revenge_of_The_F.mp4 And before you ask, the answer is yes, there will be a Soviet version of Kidd '09 with a better rate of fire AND better armor. Less weeb, more balance! Your wish has been granted!
  23. Been in some fun talks with friends and clan mates....after submarines get up and running in the game, what class of "ship" might be next? Not talking new destroyer or cruiser lines, but what "class" of battle vehicle might be thought of? I'm gonna say blimps/dirigibles
  24. Best shot I ever made. Thank you RNG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mhhUBtooVw
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