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  1. Snargfargle

    Forum Funnies

    Here's an earlier iteration of this thread's concept too if anyone is interested.
  2. Snargfargle

    Wee-Gee!

    Another high-tier player Queues up for the game now Cries of anguish break the silence We are all forsaken! Must I go play Tier III? It's not my game, you see Superships, superships They are frighting! With their burst rate and their range And their jets, it's no fun All the Tier Xs, all the Tier Xs They are crying We are dead, we are dead! Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie What's in your head, in your head? Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie, oh No, no, no, no No, no, no, no No, no, no, no No, no, no, no Another forum thread decries Chaos taking over We the pious urge compliance Changes revocation! It's the same old theme Since 2015 It's all change, it's all change We are fighting Bad enough, planes and subs Superships, final straw! What's in your head, in your head? They are crying In your head, in your head Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie What's in your head, in your head? Wee-Gee, Wee-Gee, We-Gee-ie-ie Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, ay, oh, ya ya!
  3. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #5 | New Ships

    Greetings, and welcome to the Fakeblog, where I post strange and imaginary designs of various ships featured in World of Warships. All of this is done in a similar format to the devblog, where a ship is posted with a brief explanation that attempts to justify the design. All the models are sourced from the game client and have been edited and rendered in Blender.  Warning: The content below might be extremely cursed. Please proceed with caution. FAKEBLOG #5, NEW SHIPS American cruiser Detroit and British battleship Collingwood are added to the game for testing. American cruiser Detroit, Tier VI British battleship Collingwood, Tier VII
  4. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #2 | New Ships

    Greetings, and welcome to the Fakeblog, where I post strange and imaginary designs of various ships featured in World of Warships. All of this is done in a similar format to the devblog, where a ship is posted with a brief explanation that attempts to justify the design. All the models are sourced from the game client and have been edited and rendered in Blender.  Warning: The content below might be extremely cursed. Please proceed with caution. FAKEBLOG #2, NEW SHIPS Japanese destroyer Harukaze and British battleship Temeraire are added to the game for testing. Japanese destroyer Harukaze, Tier IX British battleship Temeraire, Tier VIII
  5. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #4 | New Ships

    Greetings, and welcome to the Fakeblog, where I post strange and imaginary designs of various ships featured in World of Warships. All of this is done in a similar format to the devblog, where a ship is posted with a brief explanation that attempts to justify the design. All the models are sourced from the game client and have been edited and rendered in Blender. Warning: The content below might be extremely cursed. Please proceed with caution. FAKEBLOG #4, NEW SHIPS Commonwealth battleship Acadia and German cruiser Magdeburg are added to the game for testing. Commonwealth battleship Acadia, Tier VIII German cruiser Magdeburg, Tier VI Previous Fakeblogs:
  6. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #1-4 | New Ships Poll

    If you haven't seen the proposed ships in the previous Fakeblog posts, you can check them out via the links below:
  7. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #3 | New Ships

    Greetings, and welcome to the Fakeblog, where I post strange and imaginary designs of various ships featured in World of Warships. All of this is done in a similar format to the devblog, where a ship is posted with a brief explanation that attempts to justify the design. All the models are sourced from the game client and have been edited and rendered in Blender.  Warning: The content below might be extremely cursed. Please proceed with caution. FAKEBLOG #3, NEW SHIPS American cruiser Cincinnati and Pan Asian destroyer Jianyang are added to the game for testing. American cruiser Cincinnati, Tier IX Pan Asian destroyer Jianyang, Tier X Previous Fakeblogs:
  8. Snargfargle

    I Need Emotional Rescue!

    Is there nothing I can say? Nothing I can do? To have WG buff this ship so I can say “I'm so in love with you” I'm too deeply into the tech-tree, I can't get out I'm just a poor gamer in a rich man's house Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, Preussen, I'm crying, over you! Don't you know Wargaming's promises were never meant to keep? Just like the night, they dissolve off in sleep I need a savior, steadfast and true Please come to my emotional rescue Yes, come to my emotional rescue Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Yeah, I was gamin' last night Last night, I was playin' Yes, I was grindin' I was grindin'... XP like wild Yes I was grindin' Grindin' XP like wild Preussen could be mine, mine, mine, mine all mine It could be mine, it could be mine, could be mine all mine I want it to be sneaky, so silent in the night So stealthy, so animal quiet I'll be my team's savior, steadfast and true I will come to their emotional rescue I will come to their emotional rescue Ooh ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah Yeah, it should be mine, mine, Ooh! Yes, it will be fine, tonight and every night I will be a knight in shining armor coming to my team's emotional rescue It will be fine, it will be fine all fine It will be fine, it will be fine all fine I will be a knight in shining armor Sailing across the sea But only a wee bit larger
  9. Admiral_Bingo

    Fakeblog #1 | New Ships

    Greetings, and welcome to the Fakeblog, where I post strange and imaginary designs of various ships featured in World of Warships. All of this is done in a similar format to the devblog, where a ship is posted with a brief explanation that attempts to justify the design and ends with some made up stats of what it could be in game. All the models are sourced from the game client and have been edited and rendered in Blender. Warning: The content below might be extremely cursed. Please proceed with caution. FAKEBLOG #1, NEW SHIPS German cruiser Cöln and American cruiser Milwaukee are added to the game for testing German cruiser Cöln, Tier VI American cruiser Milwaukee, Tier X
  10. Snargfargle

    Blockchain Boogaloo

    Workin' in a crypto mine Playin' this new game-type now Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's about to shut down Workin' in a crypto mine Playin' this new game-type now Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's about to shut down Five o'clock in the mornin' My bandwidth is already gone Computer's hot and tired How long can this go on? Workin' in a crypto mine Goin' the blockchain route Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's, about to shut down Workin' in a crypto mine Goin' the blockchain route Workin' in a crypto mine Comp's, about to shut down 'Course they need 'em some money Minin' crypto by the ton But when Saturday rolls around My comp's too tired to even boot up It's a given... Comp's a-workin' in a crypto mine Crunchin' them numbers now Workin' in a crypto mine 'Fraid it's about to shut down...
  11. Snargfargle

    Such Commotion!

    Such commotion Such commotion You chat about things that nobody cares Airing out laundry that nobody wears World of Warships is my game but I gotta make clear I can't say, baby, where I'll be in a year You laughed at me when my smoke screen was spent Said my get up and go, must've got up and went Well you ain't heard the news, my DD's a real good flier Got her spec'd for HE to set your ship on fire Such commotion Such commotion You thought you'd light me up but I moved too far And my torps out-range your silly cruiser's radar You can't catch me now cause you're way to slow And my torp's are a-comin', just to let you know You thought that Premium ship would give you some class But my tech-tree destroyer done busted your watch glass If you've paid attention then you now will understand This here warships game, it ain't exactly pay-to-win [Instrumental]
  12. Snargfargle

    Come Be CV!

    [Intro] The CV is such a loser Is many wargamers' take They all scream 'bout "flying cancer" But that is a big mistake Just look at the ships around you Right there on the ocean floor Dead enemies, they surround you So what are you whining for? Come be CV Come be CV Flying is better Than where it's wetter Take it from me It is a bore to play one way Fly in the sunlight, have your say Don't be devotin' Full time to floatin' Come be CV Up here all the planes be happy As off through the clouds we roll The ships on the sea ain't happy They sad 'cause they in fish bowl The ships in the bowl ain't lucky They in for a bitter fate Today when the planes get hungry Guess who's gon' be on their plate? Come be CV Come be CV Nobody beat us Try us and see, Gus We be sassy Ships what the planes do love to cook Come to the air and take a look Planes gots no troubles Ships sink in bubbles Come be CV Come be CV (Come be CV) Our life is sweeter We got 'em all beat here Naturally (Naturally) Don't just sit there and pine away Fly to the skies and have your say Get into the spirit They're gonna fear us Come be CV!
  13. Snargfargle

    Oh, come on, my team!

    It was update day Just how bad a day I could not know A new patch was downloading now I soon would cry Would be upset, who'd blame me? It's thrown (you've messed up) So thrown (knocked down now) Now I must say more than ever (Come on, my team!) I say, must you always play this way? But we can play again, no bothers Come on, my team, can't you do anything At this moment, you seem really green You are a mess, my thoughts, I confess Verge on salty, ah, come on, my team Come on, my team All my teams this year Are beat-down guys, sunk in smoke, lose face So resigned to what their fate is But not Reds (no never) No not Reds (no never) They are far too strong and clever I say, why must you always play this way? Bad team, I'll lambaste you in the forums Come on, my team, oh I swear (you're a scream) Ah come on, can't you play better now? You are a mess, my team, I confess Ah come on let's, uh, come on, my team! Come on, my team, you're really bad Come on, my team, you make me sad Now you have thrown, bad seeds you've sown Oh, my team! Come on, my team, you're really bad Come on, my team, you make me sad Now I must say more than ever Things round here must change I say, why must you always play this way? Come on, my team, can't you do anything? At this moment, you are really bad Just a mess, oh my thoughts, I confess Verge on salty, come on, my team! Come on, my team...
  14. anonym_Vu1T3MuMCuJC

    Club Italia 13...

    Just fer Yuckles... just noticed something about the Compte di Cavour that explained a lot of messed up math from the 60's 70's and 80's...
  15. He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne He queues up in all his splendor Always knowing he will rock And his computer has the latest cards Which, of course, are overclocked All the fanboys in the forums Sing his praise as he logs in And the king of the glitch exploiters Feels right at home again He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne He used to be a noob himself Barely average and forlorn His eyes sparkling just like rhinestones When he heard the title "unicorn" Then when he was watching someone streaming Such a wondrous sight he seen And he jumped up and down in triumph Shouting "I shall now be king!" The king of the glitch exploiters As haughty as he seems Was once a simple gamer With ordinary dreams 'Til he found a glitch and learned it And began to really rock the house Yes, one game bug made a player's king Out of a simple peasant mouse He's the king of the glitch exploiters He rules a gamer's kingdom With a haughty attitude A Purple signature his throne And the nooblets flock around him And fight to be just like him To see if they can take the King of the glitch exploiters' throne
  16. Inspired by @DevilD0g Don't Change My Port A WOWS song parody of "Don't Fence Me In" by Cole Porter and Robert Fletcher Oh give me wood chips and paint and a cat below my desk Don't change my port Let me marvel in awe deep inside a dragon's nest Don't change my port Let me be by myself in the ocean's haze And listen to the murmur of the windswept waves I know that it's all for the latest Warships' craze but Don't change my port Don't be a prattle, leave me deep in smoke and battle Underneath the Dunkirk skies With my good crew let me travel to the Fjords Where we can see the the mountains rise I want to sail up the Thames to where the bridge commences And let London's dark fog dim and dull my senses I just can't look at Hamburg cause I'm scared of zeppelins Don't change my port [Instrumental] Oh give me warm, soft beach sands on a cool Hawaiian night Let the base cranes and the trains serve to load my warship right Let me dream of cartoon girls in a sea base far away And laugh as they turn into ships to help us in the fray Don't judge me now, the war's been tough -- let me deal with it my way! Don't change my port
  17. The Nooblet Left Us Twisting In The Wind © 2017, 2021 A WOWS Parody of "Blowin' In The Wind" by Bob Dylan How many games must a new gamer play Before he's no longer a noob? Yes, on how many seas must he unfurl his sails Before he gets really good? Yes, and how many times must his teammates all sigh Before he no longer fails? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind This game's just for fun, that we all know but play it responsibly Yet, the nooblet, we fear, continues to resist The advice that we give him for free Yes, and how many times can he fail, turn his head And pretend that we just do not see? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind Yes, and how many games 'til the nooblet bucks up, Learns some tactics, applies them, and tries? Yes, and how many tears must his teammates all weep Before he can hear their mournful cries? Yes, and how many losses will it take 'til he knows That it's 'cause of him that his team always dies? The nooblet, my friend, left us twisting in the wind The nooblet left us twisting in the wind
  18. Werewolves of Warships, sung to the tune of "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon I saw @BrushWolf with a Chinese warship in his Port Sittin' there a-waitin' to queue up for a game He was lookin' to join a division, yeah Gonna dish it out with his new Loyang Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo You hear them howling around the matchmaker You better not let them in Little noob gamer got roflstomped late last night Werewolves of Warships again Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo They're the Warships-playin' loups who ran amuck on Loop Lately they've been killin' them on Haven You better stay away from Shatter They'll sink your ship without a bother A bunch of fine werewolfy sailors Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Aaoooooo Well, I saw @CaptGodzillaPig's Amagi Fightin' the Werewolves of Warships I saw @CaptGodzillaPig_Jr sailin' with his Dad Both fightin' the Werewolves of Warships I saw @Wolfswetpaws sinking an Ashitaka on Warrior's Path And his gameplay was perfect Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships Draw blood Aaoooooo Werewolves of Warships
  19. Ain't No Zoup A WOWS parody of "Alley Oop" by Dallas Frazier, as sung by the Hollywood Argyles (Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup, Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) There's a man on YouTube that we all know (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He started posting vids about three years ago (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) A better YouTuber we've never knew (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) Well this cat's name is @NoZoupForYou (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He got some cred cause he's a genuine soldier (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can clear, lock-load before you count to four-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He wears big ugly hats because he's losing his hair-ah (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He likely lost it fighting lions and grizzly bear-uhs (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) (Ain't no Zoup) He's the meanest 'tuber that we've ever seen (Ain't no Zoup) He don't like rabbits cause they eat his greens (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the Warships(tm) scene (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) He knows how to separate fact from fiction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) He can speak real well because he learned his diction (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) The Unicums don't bug him 'cause they know he's better (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) 'Cause he's a keen ship driver and he's learned his letters (Ain't no Zoup, zoup, zoup-zoup) (Ain't no Zoup) He's the toughest of the "CC Five" (Ain't no Zoup) Wears clothes made from mosasaur hide (Ain't no Zoup) He's the king of the ocean jive! (Look at that Zoup man go!!) (Scream!) There he goes, look at that Zoup man go He sure is hip ain't he? Like what's happening? He's too much Sail, Zoupy, Sail An ichthyosaur! Jump on him Ride, Zoupy, ride Get 'em, man Like—harpoonsville New clothes for the Zoup kiddies!
  20. Now fitted with Argus pulsejets with afterburners, for extra cruise and attack speed. (Only kidding. The plane was on fire, but it looked so conveniently well placed and symmetrical that I couldn't help myself.)
  21. Snargfargle

    Rankin' Up

    Well, I booted up Warships at midnight, I was hoping to make the grade I had spec'd my ship 'til it was just right, so with a mouse click I began to play Low tier was a pain but I did not abstain and soon stalked me a ship of Deutsch I then sailed all alone through a free-fire zone and came out with my ship untouched He thought he'd hide in the shrouded wreath of a cloud but with torpedoes I blew him up. Ooh... rankin' up A flag of piracy flew from my mast, that it was "Corgi" didn't mean a thing I had an Xbox graduate for teammate, she didn't fail, "Ships, it weren't no thing" She played a Z-52 and gave them quite the blues; she had a purple unicum branding She said, "It's all cool" and "I ain't no fool," never once did lose her standing." I slid in with the clouded warmth of that crowd, did my best, and we blew them up Ooh... rankin' up Well, I'd taken months-long vacations from the game this year and I was rusty as a tin can in the dump I'm gonna lose every match that I would play, I feared, like the less bright kid brother of a guy named Forrest Gump But my skills they finally took root and grew, and I finished earning all the bronze-league gaming stars And before you knew it I'd passed the test, moved up, could not believe I'd come this far I no longer hid behind the best of the crowd, when they said, "Get Back!," I moved up Ooh... rankin' up
  22. Snargfargle

    Forum Funnies

    The Old-timer Grunts and Jarheads should understand this one.
  23. I would love to contribute some humor to the mix so. I am thinking if you guys see any NEWS that is funny, humorous, or down right stupid then this is the place for it. You guys set the moral guidelines. Of course the purpose is to make the Moderators/community laugh, not to ban your post. So let me start with this one I found today. Its probably old news but it gave me a smile, Being a parent is well under rewarded job but when you mess up, well it ends up on the internet. Enjoy ! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/little-boy-accidentally-wears-salacious-tee-school-moms-apology-goes-viral-234013520.html. CHeers!
  24. **Episode 070: The Denarmo Interview No One Asked For** We've been asked to get him on, and now he's finally here! Reigning King of Wows-memes Denarmo himself talks about his origins, his influences, and the realities of being a content creator! YouTube: https://youtu.be/OyFi0NylSZQ Anchor: <https://anchor.fm/gtkwows/episodes/Episode-070-The-Denarmo-Interview-No-One-Asked-For-er14p2>
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