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  1. I Hit a Rock!

    I Hit a Rock! A parody of "I Am a Rock" by Simon and Garfunkel A cruiser's near In a deep and dark cap "C" now I am alone Gazing through the rainstorm, waiting for the torps to show I am spotted so I turn around to go I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! The shells fall My guns are pointing at the island That none may penetrate I have much need of friendship but my friends my cries distain The Reds are laughing and it's causing me such pain I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! Don't talk of "noob" 'Cause I've heard that word before It's sleeping in my memory I won't disturb the slumber of bad play that has died If I had turned right then I never would have cried I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! I pop my smoke A white cloud to protect me I am shielded in my armor Hiding in my room, safe within my womb That is until the radar lights and touches me I hit a rock! Stuck on an island! [Stupid island, take that, boom boom boom] But the rocks feel no pain And the island never dies OK, now for a true story. I was driving a large military vehicle through a desert once when I ran over a small obstacle. My sergeant said "Dammit, specialist, you hit a rock!" I said, "Yeah... with a tank."
  2. Sock it to ya (Operation Aegis)

    Sock it to ya (Operation Aegis) A parody of "Hallelujah" by Leonard Cohen Well I've heard there is a secret base That we must reach to win the race But you don't really care for Warships, do you? Well it goes like this: The north, north east, the convoy guards and the carriers And the final ships are going to Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Well your ship was strong but then you goofed You played it just like a green noob A furry taco's torps they came right to ya As you sat there on your kitchen chair As you munched your scone and ate your pear And from your lips the crumbs dropped to your keyboard Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya But baby I've been here before I've seen this Op, and I've played some more You know, I used to play alone before I knew ya And I've played through lag and won five stars But it's not always a victory march You were too bold, you ship is broken, Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya That you were new, you should have let me know But now your ship it sinks below But now you're gonna blame that on me to, yeah? But I remember when I was a noob And then I watch vids on the YouTube And with every death I learned to Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Baby there is a YouTube But all I've ever learned from noobs Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya And it's not so fly to lose the fight When you're with someone who hasn't seen the light It's a cold and it's a broken Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya Sock it to ya
  3. Hey Mousie!

    Hey Mousie! A parody if "Hey Mickey!" as sung by Tony Basil Oh Mousie, you're so fine You're so fine you blow our mind, hey Mousie, Hey Mousie... Hey Mousie! You've been around the fight and played a little long We think you've got it right and we've said it all along We'll all just say "good fight" so you can lead us home, Mousie 'Cause when you describe a ship, now get it wrong you don't Warships givin' you the WOPs so you can check them out Every night you write up all them tomes, Mousie Oh Mousie, what a pity some don't understand You try to get into their heads and you take them by the hand Oh Mousie, you're so witty, they can't understand It's gals like you Mousie Oh, what you do Mousie, do Mousie Game's 'bout to start, Mousie Hey Mousie! Now when you write up them descriptions all are gonna know Every one, it proves it's best a little more to know There's somethin' we can use, so don't say no, Mousie So come on and say it to us any way you can Any way you wanna write it, we'll read up all we can But if we're on your team, don't leave us in a jam, Mousie Oh Mousie, what a pity some don't understand You try to get into their heads and you take them by the hand Oh Mousie, you're so witty, they can't understand It's gals like you Mousie Oh, what you do Mousie, do Mousie Game's 'bout to start, Mousie Oh Mousie, you're so fine You're so fine you blow our mind, hey Mousie Hey Mousie... Oh Mousie, what a pity some don't understand You try to get into their heads and you take them by the hand Oh Mousie, you're so witty, they can't understand It's gals like you Mousie Oh, what you do Mousie, do Mousie Game's 'bout to start, Mousie And just repeat a bunch of times...
  4. A Warships Rhapsody

    A Warships Rhapsody A parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen Is Warships historical? Or is it fantasy? Sail on a high tide, it's escape from reality Open your eyes, look up and the clouds you'll see I'm just a poor boy, I need a play for free The money's hard to earn, fast to go, [little sigh], little dough It's the way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Oh no! I just sank again! I'm a noob! What's in my head? Took a torp and now I'm dead Come on! The match had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away [He taunts me] "Wa Wa! Ooh, didn't mean to make you cry" I'll just come back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters Too late, the morning's come Sends shivers down my spine, alarm is ringing all the time Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and go to work Mama, ooh, (any way the wind blows) I don't like this tie I sometimes wish I'd never bought it at all {Short instrumental} I see a little silhouetto of a ship It's too far, it's too far, will it come closer now? My torps armed and sighting, very, very frightening, si (Let em go now), Let em go now (Let em go now), Let em go now, Let em go now, Let em go magnifico [I fall asleep and begin to dream] I'm just a poor worm, nobody loves me He's just a poor worm, in the dirt by a tree In fear for his life from the birds, can't you see? Here they come, gotta go, will you let me go? Earthworm-a! No, we will not let you go (Let him go!) Earthworm-a! We will not let you go (Let him go!) Earthworm-a! We will not let you go (Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah No, no, no, no, no, no, no (Oh mamma mia, mamma mia) Mamma mia, let me go Beelzebub has a robin put aside for me, must flee, must flee! [I awaken, still in the match] So you think you can sink me and spit in my eye? So you think you can shoot me and leave me to die? Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby! Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here! {Instrumental} I'm a-playin' Warships, anyone can see I'm a-playin' Warships I'm a-playin' Warships, for free My cat's a-bitin' at my toes...
  5. Cause My Shells Don't Miss

    Cause My Shells Don't Miss A parody of "Sealed With A Kiss" as sung by Brian Hyland Hey, you gotta say goodbye to your team now 'Cause darling I promise you this I'll sink you yet again until you get better Cause my shells don't miss You think that you are safe and all alone now But I've got you targeted, yes I'll sink you every match until you get better Cause my shells don't miss I'll find you in the twilight I'll locate you everywhere You will try to detect me back But you know I won't be there I know you don't want to say goodbye to your team now Knowing the fun you'll miss But you will have to find another match to play now Cause my shells don't miss {Instrumental} Yes, you think that you are safe and alone now But I'll fill the emptiness I'll sink you every match until you get better 'Cause my shells don't miss...
  6. Defense of Naval Station Newport

    Defense of Naval Station Newport A parody of "Sittin' on the [edited] of the Bay" as sung by Otis Redding Sittin' in the mornin' sun I'll be sinkin' when the evenin' come Watching the shells roll in Then I watch 'em come my way again I'm sittin' here in Newport bay Watching the friendlies go away Ooo, I'm just sittin' here in Newport bay Ain't it fine I sent my planes explorin' Headed out 'cross the ocean sea Cause I had something to give, yeah But it look like nothin's gonna come my way So I'm sittin' here in Newport bay Watching the friendlies go away Ooo, I'm just sittin' here in Newport bay Ain't it fine Look like nothing's gonna change Everything still remains the same I can't do what ten people tell me to do So I guess I'll remain the same, yes Sittin' here resting my bones Cause my planes rearm, just leave me alone The squadrons, they soon will roam But now I make this dock my home So I'm sittin' here in Newport bay Watching the friendlies go away Ooo, I'm just sittin' here in Newport bay Ain't it fine
  7. I've Trapped All Over This Land

    Note: This song isn't fiction. I used to be a mammalian taxonomist and a scientific research museum assistant curator. I've Trapped All Over This Land A parody of "I've Trucked All Over This Land" by Bill Fries and Chip Davis Well, I've dug a hole and found a vole 'Neath the Oklahoma sun I've chased the dew and I've caught a shrew In a Colorado run I've seen mice howl and flee the owl At Big Bend, on the Rio Grande I've traveled a lot of this U. S. A. 'Cause I've trapped all over this land Well, I've skinned a skunk and 'twernt even drunk Down close to New Orleans I laid a coyote low in New Mexico Chased rats on the Kansas plains I've been to the end of this land and back With a compass and walking stick in my hands I've passed the tests and got my MS 'Cause I've trapped all over this land Well, I've trapped all over this land From the Platte to the Rio Grande I've led what you might call a lonely life But I've trapped all over this land {Instrumental} I've heard the wail of the red-tail hawk In Northern Mexico I've raced a flood and barely won In the land where Pancho Villa was known I've traveled down the Oregon Trail And camped in a redwood stand I've loved the best and tolerated the rest But I've trapped all over this land I've trapped all over this land From the Platte to the Rio Grande I've skinned and prep'd a whole lot of mice Cause I've trapped all over this land {Instrumental} I've takin' a march and climbed an arch Under a scorching Utah sun I've canoed up in the woods of Maine And there had me some fun In Georgia I thought I did all right For the likes of a wanderin' man I've paid the price of a trappin' life But I've trapped all over this land Well, I've trapped all over this land From the Platte to the Rio Grande I've led what you might call a lonely life But I've trapped all over this land...
  8. Listen to the Rhythm of the Falling Shells A parody of "Rhythm of the Rain" by the Cascades Listen to the rhythm of the falling shells Telling me just what a fool I've been I wish that they would go, release me from this hell And let me live to play again The only cap I took, well they just took away I thought that I had done my part But little did I know that when I left that cap They'd come along and break my heart Reds please tell me now does that seem fair For you to steal my cap away like I don't care? I can't cap another when my team's somewhere far away The only team that I had near has gone away I'm now alone, it ain't so hip Cause little did they know that when they left me here The Reds would try to sink my ship {Instrumental} Reds won't you have mercy and let me go Your blasted HE shells just set my ship aglow They break my modules and peel my paint, don't you know? Listen to the rhythm of the falling shells Telling me just what a fool I've been I wish that they would go, release me from this hell And let me live to play again Oh, listen to the falling shells Pitter patter, pitter patter Oh, oh, listen, listen to the falling shells Pitter patter, pitter patter
  9. A Ship With No Name

    A Ship With No Name A parody of "Horse With No Name" by America On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were sharks and whales and fish with wings There were crabs and jelly things The first thing I saw was an ocean-blue sky Yes, a sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the air was dry But the sea was full of sound I've sailed o'er the ocean in a ship with no name It felt good to be out of the rain On the ocean you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la After two days in the hot, hot sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the tropical fun My lips, they cracked and bled And the story you'd told of the water that flowed Made me sad to think you were dead I've sailed o'er the ocean in a ship with no name It felt good to be out of the rain On the ocean you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la {Instrumental} After nine days, I could barely see Sailing in that endless sink There were fish and whales and sharks and things But there was not a drop to drink The ocean is a desert with it's life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the water lies a heart made of ground But to humans it gives no love I've sailed o'er the ocean in a ship with no name It felt good to be out of the rain On the ocean you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain La, la
  10. You Don't Have to Sink A Friendly

    You Don't Have to Sink A Friendly A parody of "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" by Pino Donaggio/Vito Pallavicini; English lyrics by Vicki Wickham/Simon Napier-Bell When I saw you had turned pink You said it would always stay It wasn't me who changed but you And now you've gone astray Don't you see What now you've done And I'm left here on my own Do I have to follow you And beg you to come home? You don't have to sink a friendly Just because you can Pink don't have to stay forever Do you understand? Believe me, believe me I can't help but fear you But believe me I'll never die, you clown Left alone with just a memory Team is dead, it's so unreal All that's left is loneliness There's nothing left to kill You don't have to sink a friendly Just because you can Pink don't have to stay forever Do you understand? Believe me, believe me You don't have to sink a friendly Just because you can Pink don't have to stay forever Do you understand? Believe me, believe me
  11. Who Let Them Corgis Out?

    Who Let Them Corgis Out A parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out" by Baha Men Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [[who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? Well the game it was nice, the warships was bumpin' [Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo] All the players havin' a ball [Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo] I tell the fellas, "start the play rollin', " [Yippie Yi Yo] And the girls respond to the call, the poor dog show up! [ha ha ha ha] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast We really want to sink it down Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel I'm gonna tell myself I might not get angry [Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo] If I can't sink me just one canine [Haye!! Yippie, Yi, Yo] Tell WarGaming "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" [Yippie Yi, Yo] Your friendly warships in front the Corgis behind [ha ha ha ha] I heard a player shout out Who let them Corgis out [who, who, who, who ?!] Who let them Corgis out [who, who, who, who ?!] Who let them Corgis out [who, who, who, who ?!] Who let them Corgis out [who, who, who, who ?!] Say, a doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All a doggy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast We really want to sink down Get back ruffy, Get that scruffy Get back you flea infested mongrel Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on I gotta get my ship I got my mind on Do you see the shells comin' from my guns What could you be friend that Corgi man that's breakin' them down? Me and my black and white flag And if I can't sink a lot, any canine will do I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful 'Cause I got this game in hand When they see me they say, ah-ooooo(howl) Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo] Who let them Corgis out? [Who, who, who, who?!] [Yippie Yi, Yo]
  12. Dream Warship

    Dream Warship A parody of "Dream Lover" as sung by Bobby Darin Every night I hope and pray A dream warship will come my way A ship that has a thousand arms They'll know the magic of her charms 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A ship (yeah-yeah, yeah) So I (yeah-yeah, yeah) Can kill (yeah-yeah) I want a dream warship So I don't have to learn no skills Dream warship, where are you With a camo, oh, so blue And an AA of wide fame To feel no fear from the warplanes 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A ship (yeah-yeah, yeah) So I (yeah-yeah, yeah) Can kill (yeah-yeah, yeah) I want a dream warship So I don't have to learn no skills Someday, I don't know how I hope WarGaming will hear my plea Some way, I don't know how They'll make a ship for me Dream warship, until then I'll go to sleep and dream again That's the only thing to do Till all my Warships dreams come true 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A ship (yeah-yeah, yeah) So I (yeah-yeah, yeah) Can kill (yeah-yeah, yeah) I want a dream warship So I don't have to learn no skills Dream warship, until then I'll go and buy a Premium That's the only thing to do Till all my Warships dreams come true 'Cause I want (yeah-yeah, yeah) A ship (yeah-yeah, yeah) So I (yeah-yeah, yeah) Can kill (yeah-yeah, yeah) I want a dream warship So I don't have to learn no skills Please don't make me learn no skills I beg you don't make me learn no skills No, I don't wanna learn no skills
  13. Caught Up In The Fight (Pearl Harbor)

    Caught Up In The Fight (Pearl Harbor) A parody of "Blinded By The Light" by Bruce Springsteen, as sung by Manfred Mann Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Madmen, hawks, and lovers Just past Indian Summer, in talks with the diplomats A president with the mumps, as the senate all jumps, every man then wore a hat With a patch upon his shoulder, feelin' kinda older, he'd joined the merry-go-round But with this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin', the neutrality crashed to the ground The neutrality crashed to the ground! Then he was... Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light His drill sergeant told him, "Now listen here, mister, I know that you got what it takes" He said "I'll make you a runner, 'cause you're fast and strong, to headquarters the messages take" Like a go-cart Mozart he'd carry out the weather charts so they could see if it was safe to fly Then at the Harbor, early Sunday, a plane strafed him in a fury and he wonderd if he was going to die Wondered if he was going to die! And he was... Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight He drew his gun and the plane's bullets all missed He's gonna make it through the fight He's gonna make it through the fight [Bridge] But mama, that's where the plane is But mama, that's where the plane is Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun But mama, that's where the plane is With a roar like a cyclone the plane rolled and came back down, preparing to strafe again He thought, "Sight low, plane's in a turn, it's slow Hit it in its rudder now, that's where he'll expect it least" And a grade-school chaperone Was standin' in the corner, watching the warriors dance Her flowers fresh-sown in neat rows She was frozen, in a combat zone, but in her heart was a feeling of romance The Zero then crashed to the ground! And she was... Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light [The following two sections are sung simultaneously] (Madmen, hawks, and lovers Just past Indian Summer, in talks with the diplomats) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (A president with the mumps, as the senate all jumps, every man then wore a hat) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (With a patch upon his shoulder, feelin' kinda older, he'd joined the merry-go-round) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (But with this very unpleasin', sneezin' and wheezin', the neutrality crashed to the ground) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (With no more than a slingshot his bullets found a tender spot and threw that warplane in the sand) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (And with eyes bloodshot she called "forget-me-not" then ran to call all the children within earshot to come to her and take cover as was planned) Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (Some years later, he was visiting his sister when a lady called "Hey GI, you still got what it takes?") Caught up in the fight Revoked was the truce Bombs dropped in the morning light (She said "I never gave up, knew I'd see you again") Caught up in the fight ("It's been so long") She got down but she never got tired She's gonna marry him tonight
  14. Don't You Quit 'Til it's Over

    Don't You Quit 'Til it's Over A parody of "Put Your Head on My Shoulder" by Paul Anka Don't you quit 'til it's over Heed the call to arms, baby Don't leave me alone to fight Show me, that you will be true Put your ship next to mine, dear Just don't touch me though, OK? Don't you miss tonight, baby You and I, just like a glove People say that it's just a game A game you just can't win If there's a way I'll find it someday And then this fool will rush in Now just be a bit bolder Let them flee in fear, baby Engine sounds I want to hear Tell me, tell me that you will be true Don't you quit 'til it's over Heed the call to arms, baby Don't leave me alone to fight, baby Don't you quit 'til it's over
  15. Well for the first time in while I got a Super Container from a more credits pick --- I sat there staring at it, praying to RNGesus, hoping this would be the day I would fall out of my chair and get a premium ship! I opened the Container, and heard RNGesus chuckle "Here have some Camo" 50 Ocean Souls - not bad, but still not my best that was 10 Mil Credits before WG change the drop. Is there a proper sacrifice to RNGesus so you do get a ship? Disclaimer ---- This is All in good fun, I am happy with the Camo.
  16. You Ain't Learned Nothin' Yet A parody of "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet" by Bachman–Turner Overdrive I met an evil gamer She blew my ship away She said, I had it comin' to me If I didn't learn how not to play I thought that any win's a good win So I took what I could get, mmh Oooh, oooh she looked at me with big brown eyes And said, You ain't learned nothin' yet B-b-b-baby, you just ain't learned n-n-nothin' yet Here's something that you never gonna forget B-b-b-baby, you just ain't learned n-n-nothin' yet Nothin' yet, you ain't been around That's what she told me And now I'm playin' better 'Cause I found out for sure She took me to see Notser And he told me of a cure He said that any win ain't a good win So I learned from him a bit Yes, I learned from him a bit But then she looked at me with them big brown eyes And said, You ain't learned nothin' yet B-b-b-baby, you just ain't learned n-n-nothin' yet Here's something, here's something your never gonna forget, baby You know, you know, you know you just ain't learned nothin' yet You need educatin' You got to got to school {Instrumental} Any win ain't a good win But I took what I could get Yes, I still took what I could get And then, and then, and then She looked at me with them big brown eyes And said, You ain't learned nothin' yet Baby, you just ain't learned n-n-nothin' yet Here's something, here's something Here's something that your never gonna forget, baby Baby, baby, baby you ain't learned n-n-nothin' yet You ain't been around You ain't learned nothin' yet That's what she told me She said, I needed educatin', go to school I know I ain't learned nothin' yet I know I ain't learned nothin' yet Got something for you right now Feels good, alright, how do you do that? But I ain't learned nothin' yet I deserve it one of these days Woohoo, but I ain't learned nothin' yet Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah I ain't learned nothin' yet I'll wait, I'll wait, I'll wait If you want to show me what I ain't learned, where I ain't been Lalalalalala
  17. Lemming Train

    Lemming Train A parody of "Locomotion" by Gerry Goffin and Carole King Everybody's joining in the lemming train now (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) They all seem to act like it's a brand-new dance now (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) My little baby sister, she knows better you see And she ain't even learned all of her A-B-Cs So come on, come on, why do you follow the leader and flee? You gotta swing your ships, now Come on, baby Queue up Get back Well, now, I think you've got the knack Woh, woh Now that you can do it, let's make a chain, now (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) A chug-a chug-a motion like a railroad train, now (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) Do it nice and easy, now, with no self-control Ne'r a bit of rhythm 'cause you aint' got no soul Come on, come on Do the lemming motion with me Ye-ye-ye-yeah Move around the map in a lemming train now (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) Do it holding hands if you get the notion (Come on, baby do the lemming motion) There ain't never no thinkin and it's so easy to do Followin' even makes you happy when you're feeling blue So come on, come on, do the lemming motion with me Come on You gotta swing your ships, now That's right Just get in line! Come on, babe Hm-hm-hm, jump up Jump back You're looking good Hm-hm-hm, line-up Jump back
  18. Should've known better than to cheat, my friend A parody of "Careless Whisper" by George Michael You felt so unsure Did you need a hand to lead you to get more score? As the players died, something in your eyes Caused them to shine and gleam And then it was sad goodbyes You're never gonna play again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend You know now you're a fool Should've known better than to cheat, my friend And waste the chance that you'd been given So you're never gonna play again And it's all down on you Time can never mend The careless whispers of the forums To the heart and mind Ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth Pain is all you'll find You're never gonna play again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend You know now you're a fool You should've known better than to cheat, my friend And waste the chance that you'd been given So you're never gonna play again And it's all down on you Couldn't play without some love Of your purple stats you were so proud But you were part of the cheating crowd And now you have to go away Cheats hurt the others is the thing I want to say We could have been so good together We could have played this game forever But no one's gonna play with you Go away You're never gonna play again Guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend You know now you're a fool You should've known better than to cheat, my friend And waste the chance that you'd been given So you're never gonna play again And it's all down on you Now you are banned (Now you are banned) What you did's so wrong, so wrong Should have left those hacks alone
  19. Everybody Teamkills

    Everybody Teamkills A parody of "Everybody Hurts" by R.E.M. When your game is long And the sea The sea seems yours alone When you're sure you've looked around Left and right It seems clear Then you let your torps go And somebody cries Well, everybody hurts, sometimes Sometimes everything you do seems wrong Now it's your time to sail alone When you teamkilled your own ship Cause he sailed right into them If you think you've had too much Of this game Well, hang on 'Cause everybody hurts We all teamkill our friends Everybody hurts Don't throw up your hands Oh, no Don't throw up your hands If you feel like you're alone No, no, no, you're not alone You're not on your own Being pink The stain remains so long When you think you've had too much Of this taint Just hang on Well, everybody hurts sometimes A teammate just dies And everybody hurts sometimes And everybody hurts sometimes So, hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Hold on, hold on Everybody hurts You are not alone
  20. Snargfargle's Greatest Hits

    Hang on Mousie! It's Mousie! The Warships(tm) Write Warships 123 Ghostdog and Snargle I Ain't no Teamkiller, Son Well, you're in a deep pile of... The Unicum who only plays Graf Spee Elegant Warships The Iowa, and White Mousie Too! White Mouse Oh, come on, Team! Ghostdog Older Man
  21. Ain't nothin' specific

    Ain't nothin' specific A parody of "The General Specific" by Band of Horses If the Ranked season at hand is really getting you down If your back's to the wall But you don't even see it, just understand I don't hardly matter at all What the unicums say, it means crap to me now Stats are meaningless, best you remember to just play for fun Red aint' the end of the world now, what's going on? Only for you to see With a showing of hands, who's going back to our roots? We're gonna brush off that tier three And drive it like we're having a bender in a lightning storm It's disguised as a blessing I'm sure Playing this game, there comes a fork in the road Obsession's gotta go Just have fun like it's the Fourth of July It's not the end it's the ride when your growing old In time you'll find a little peace in your heart Just do the general now, ain't nothin' specific Gonna rest my bones and play some Warships tonight Just play for fun and you will see
  22. The Radar has a Thousand Eyes

    The Radar has a Thousand Eyes A parody of "The Night Has a 1000 Eyes" by Bobby Vee My team says I should run around over And cap "C," as if I didn't know But if the Reds see me there then it is over Soon I'll know, believe me, I'll know 'Cause the radar has a thousand eyes And a thousand eyes can't help but see If I am in cap "C" So remember when you tell your DD to fly That the radar has a thousand eyes They say that I'm alone so just go there But do they really care? Though they keep telling me that I'll be lonely I'll soon know if someone is there 'Cause the radar has a thousand eyes And a thousand eyes can't help but see If I am in cap "C" So remember when you tell your DD to fly That the radar has a thousand eyes One of these days they're gonna be sorry 'Cause their game I ain't gonna play And they will find out without really tryin' Each time they sent me astray 'Cause the radar has a thousand eyes And a thousand eyes will see me too And no matter what I do I could never disguise my little warship 'Cause the radar has a thousand eyes So remember when you tell your DD to fly That the radar has a thousand eyes
  23. Scare

    Scare A parody of "Hair" by the Cowsills She said, "At the slip, that's such a scary ship She's scary noon and nighty night night Her scare (that's a fright), she's scary high and low But don't ask me why, cause I don't know She's gonna knock 'em dead, like the Grateful Dead" Darlin' Give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare) Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Let it sail in the breeze and the enemy flees They all be a-beggin "please" to my scare Her home is the seas, a sight to behold, her masts full of birds There ain't no words for the beauty, and the splendor, and the wonder of my Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Look close, it's long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied (I'll have to tell the crew they're slackin' off a bit on ship maintenance) Oh say, can you see my ship if you can then her camo's "snort" Down to here, down to there, down to there? Down to where? It stops by itself Don't never have to cut the engine 'Cause it stops by itself Oh, give me a ship with scare, long beautiful scare A shining, gleaming, steamin' Action Jackson Send 'em down to there (scare), ain't gonna sail no longer (scare) Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy Scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare, scare Know it, show it, if the engine stops we'll tow it, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare Sail it, bail it, long as she still floats now, my scare
  24. I Ain't no Teamkiller, Son

    I Ain't no Teamkiller, Son A parody of "Fortunate Son" by Creedence Clearwater Revival Some players come here, seem ready to make their mark Whether it be red, white or blue And when they show up, it's "Hail to the chief" But then they point thier cannons at you, lord It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no teamkiller, son, no It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't nearly that dumb Some folks are born gaming mouse in hand Learn to keyboard before they're two, yeah But when there's actual work to be done Well, good luck in getting them to help you It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no lazybones, son, no It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no purp unicum Yeah, yeah Some wargamers only play the arcade game now They think that history's a bore, lord And when you ask them, "How much balance do you need?" Ooh, they only answer More! more! more! y'all It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no teamkiller, son, no It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't nearly that dumb, no It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no lazybones, son, no no It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't nearly that numb, no no no
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