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  1. I would love to contribute some humor to the mix so. I am thinking if you guys see any NEWS that is funny, humorous, or down right stupid then this is the place for it. You guys set the moral guidelines. Of course the purpose is to make the Moderators/community laugh, not to ban your post. So let me start with this one I found today. Its probably old news but it gave me a smile, Being a parent is well under rewarded job but when you mess up, well it ends up on the internet. Enjoy ! https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/little-boy-accidentally-wears-salacious-tee-school-moms-apology-goes-viral-234013520.html. CHeers!
  2. Snargfargle

    Forum Funnies

    The Old-timer Grunts and Jarheads should understand this one.
  3. Snargfargle

    Why Do You Whine?

    You got you a game here, free to play Yet some of you whine on every day There are worse things that you can do with your time Why do you whine [why do you whine]? Wasps in the trees; purple power Eatin' my pears up hour by hour I ain't complainin', it just ain't worth my time No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Don't feel fine? Then look for some peace of mind Say "I'm gonna make life mine." You're gonna do real fine. No cause to whine [no cause to whine] No cause to whine [no cause to whine] Get outside and take a look around Game will be waitin' when the rain comes down Whinin' and fussin' ain't really worth the time Life is just fine [life is just fine] Life is just fine [life is just fine] I feel fine. I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind. I'm gonna take my time. I'm gettin' the good sign. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la-la-la. Draggin' the line [draggin' the line]. La la la la la la la.
  4. Snargfargle

    Seal Clubbin'

    Clubbin' for a Tier III win Keep clubbin', like the do-dah man Don't like it? Well, I like it fine Just keep clubbin' on Played me ten thousand matches but still I'm at Tier III Charlston, Kolberg, Nassau, and there all in the same meet Your typical match wrapped up in a unicum's daydream Play the St. Louis and see what sorrow I'll bring Tenryū, it's a soft machine Valkyrie, well I make it scream St. Louis' got the ways and means I just won't let you be, oh no Most of the noobs that I meet at Tier III speak of winning, Most of the time I send them all wailin' and cryin' back home One of these days they know they better get goin' Out of the pool and up to tier IV and beyond Clubbin', like the do-dah man Once told me "You gotta to play Tier III, Man" Sometimes a match ain't worth my time If I don't lay'em down Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones then I can barely see Lately it occurs to me what a long, strange game it's been What in the world ever became of your ship now? She changed her appearance You know she isn't the same Funny-looking, weird Halloween camo All a clan-mate can say is "I ain't gonna flame" Grindin', up to Buffalo Been thinkin', Tier III got to slow Takes time, you pick a place to go And just keep Grindin' on Sittin' and starin' out of the bedroom window Got a tip they're gonna nerf my St. Louis again I'd like to get some sleep before I work now, But a match is playin' and I need me another win Busted, in a Tier X meet Set up, like a bowlin' pin Knocked down, it get's to wearin' thin They just won't let you be, oh no Got tired of noob bashin' so up to Tier X you traveled Got tired of losin' so you wanted to go back down I guess they can't revoke a player for tryin' Jump out of the pool and light out and look all around Sometimes the radar's a-shinin' for me, In Cyclones I can barely see Lately it occurs to me What a long, strange game it's been Clubbin', I'm a goin' home Down to Tier III, back where I belong, Back home, sit down, turn off my phone And get back Clubbin' on
  5. Snargfargle

    The Atago

    Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Come together Still your sighs To occasions you will rise Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Once you were on top You were the best ship Once the clans would pay To take you home Fight on little warship Always try Though power creep has left you dry Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time You'll never rest on a pillow No one sends you an invitation And when they're out all celebrating You're the clown Still... Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Fight! Your gonna carry the team Carry the team a long time Oh yeah! All right! You are gonna save the team, tonight! And then they'll love you, love you, love you! And in the end The love you take Is equal to the love you make
  6. Snargfargle

    No Supers Drop at All!

    I don't want to talk About the things that aren't true Nothing here to see It's all history I've played all my cards And that's what you've done too Nothing more to say No more ace to play Not a winner, not at all The container didn't fall So where's the victory? That's my destiny I once was quite charmed Taking chances seemed clear I figured it made sense Boosted confidence The Port it felt like home Containers often thronged there But I was a fool Playing by the rules RNGesus throws his dice His mind as cold as ice And someone way down here Has to live in fear The winner takes it all The loser has to fall It's simple and it's plain Why should I complain But tell me do you miss The things they used to give you? Does it feel the same When standards call your name? Somewhere deep inside You wish you could hack them But what can I say Rules must be obeyed RNGesus will decide The likes of us abide Spectators of the show Always staying low The game is on again A container choice again A big one or a small The winner takes it all I don't want to talk Cause it makes me feel sad And now I understand It's a dry and bleak wasteland I apologize If it makes you feel bad Seeing me so tense No self-confidence But you see No supers drop at all! No supers drop at all! No supers drop at all! And the losers we are all Throw your dice, cold as ice Way down here, someone dear Takes it all, has to fall It seems plain to me
  7. Snargfargle

    We Demand a Nerf!

    We Demand a Nerf! A parody if "Monster Mash" by Bobby Pickett The Devs were working it the office late one night When their eyes beheld a wearisome sight From the forum another tiresome thread did arise And its content was no surprise "We want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause we all know our stuff We want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs We want a nerf! We demand to be heard" From their offices far out in the East The Devs were a cookin' up a Warships feast Things so cool and fine with all new game modes Just to get a jolt, as from an electrode "We want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause we all know our stuff We want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs We want a nerf! We demand to be heard" Now, some of us were just having fun Our gaming day had just begun The demands did not involve us We wished the nerf threads were gone The forum was a rockin', they were digging Snarg's sounds Iron wolf and his Loups, Ghostdog and his Hounds Little White Mouse was about to arrive With her unicum friends, "The <bleep>-Kicker Five" They played the songs The songs that Snarg had wrote They played the songs They cherished every note They sang along They had them learned by rote They played the songs They gave them all upvotes () Then from the depths of a necrothread a voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He gave a downvote and then shook his fist And said, "I'm a gonna put you all on my personal blacklist" "I want a nerf! These ships are much to tuff Hey listen up! 'Cause I do know my stuff I want a nerf! Listen up, you derfs I want a nerf! I demand to be heard" Hey, listen now be cool, be a part of the clan You know Snarg's songs are the hits of the forum From unicum to newbie and average player too Why he be a-writin' them songs; they are all done for you Then you can dance Or, if a pony, prance Then you can dance Give them tunes a chance Then you can dance You'll know 'em in a glance Then you can dance You'll be in a trance...
  8. Snargfargle

    Massive AA Fire!

    I just bought me a new ship today Outfitting was hard but I got squared away Shells started flingin' and shrap rattled loud I felt like I was in a real madhouse Still I made up in my mind to play Nothin' was a-gonna drive me away When I seen somethin' that give me the creep A huge wall of fire, "Now what the <bleep>?" I sat right still and I did the freeze Had I chose wrong to buy a CV? Some weird new AA, sounded just like a drum Will I still play or am I gonna run? Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this ship now you know I am bold Ain't no AA gonna run me off From my planes the rockets was a-blazin' hot I thought they'd all land hard and hit the spot To sink a ship it was my plan But fate had another thing or two in hand From out of nowhere was a boom Bout scared me from my computer room "What the <bleep>?" I began to shout Massive AA done took my squadron out! I dropped my comp's mouse right from my hand My squadron'd snapped like a taught rubber band Massive AA Fire, it ain't real fun Will you still play here or you gonna run? Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run I bought this ship now you know I am bold Ain't no AA gonna run me off...
  9. Snargfargle

    Get Back!

    Fiji had a captain, thought he was a loner But we knew he wouldn't last Fiji left his wingman, was the Arizona Thought he'd give the Reds some sass Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Fiji, come home Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Back to where you once belonged Get back Fiji! Our fine Massachusetts said he'd go cap "A" now Told us that he had a plan All the other captains say he's got it coming But admit he's one brave man Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back Massy, come home! Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back Get back to where you once belonged Get back, get back, get back
  10. Snargfargle

    Ghost in the Wind

    I fly the skies, I'm a lonely spirit 'cause my ship is gone All my dreams of Krakens washed away as I sank 'neath the sea Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind So I howl as I fly forever o'er an endless sea And my ship lies beneath the waves because they spotted me Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind Woooooooooooooooooo! Now, don't blame me! It was not my wish, I didn't choose to die The shells they hit And all my armor could not another minute buy Ghost in the wind Just a pesky ghost in the wind...
  11. Snargfargle

    Colorado

    The battle was over, on the Two Brothers map And the poor Colorado, he sure felt like crap The one lone survivor, wounded and weak Colorado, the brave ship, it's of you we speak Colorado, you fought hard, Colorado, you tried You had a good captain, so hold your head up high For even the greatest, sometimes must fall Colorado, the brave ship, you gave your all Though the sea is silent, your deeds do speak loud If your buddies could see you, I know they'd be proud The symbol of bravery, at the Two Brothers Map Poor Colorado, now don't feel like crap Colorado, you fought hard, Colorado, you tried You had a good captain, so hold your head up high For even the greatest, sometimes must fall Colorado, the brave ship, you gave your all...
  12. Snargfargle

    The Waiting is The Hardest Part!

    The Waiting is The Hardest Part! A WOWS Parody of the Tom Petty song. What part of "no longer than 5 minutes" does the matchmaker not understand? Don't it know that the waiting is the hardest part? Oh baby I just feel like gamin' right now But it seems like something from a dream Yeah, I've never known a queue quite like this Sort of feels like it's never, ever gonna end Seems like WeGee might have done gone and fibbed again Cause they never ever told me nothing bout this I say, "Yeah yeah" (yeah yeah)... The waiting is the hardest part Every tick is like crawlin' one more yard I wanna' start the game, I wanna' play my cards The waiting is the hardest part Well last time I went and chased a DD around But my CV, well it done and let me down I thought a nice rocket hit would'a made me feel good But not so good am I'm feeling right now Baby you ain't the only one that wants to game but how I want the game to start, stress has wrinkled up my brow! I say, "Yeah yeah" (yeah yeah)... The waiting is the hardest part Every ship 'o mine's sittin' in the shipyard I want to start the game, I want to do my part The waiting is the hardest part Oh don't let it kill you baby, don't let it get to you Don't let it kill you baby, don't let it get to you Just you still your beatin' heart, don't be a cryin' fool Don't let this go too far Don't let it get to you The waiting is the hardest part Every ship 'o mine's sittin' in the shipyard I want to start the game, I want to do my part The waiting is the hardest part
  13. Let's come up with some difficult, fun, wth-moment achievements. I'll start: Engine Troubles - Have your engine broken 7 times in one game and survive the battle. Reward 1 premium DCP consumable. Defective Torpedoes - Score 15 torpedo hits in one game with no flooding. Reward 5 increased flooding flags. See the Unseen - Sink a ship that was never spotted by you or your allies. Reward 1 Basilisk flag. Hitting 'em Softly - Win a battle and score 300 hits with main battery guns without sinking a ship. Reward 1 premium MBR consumable. 'Tis but a Scratch - Win a battle with all main batteries and torpedo tubes permanently disabled. Reward: 1 premium engine boost consumable. Eagle Eye - Win a battle and score 200,000 spotting damage. Reward: 1 premium spotter plane consumable. Unbreakable - Win a battle with <10% health, score 1st place in base EXP on your team, and earn 50% more base EXP than your team's next highest EXP. Reward 1 Scylla flag. Ace in the Sky - Shoot down 20 aircraft in a battle with fighter or catapult fighter consumable. Reward 1 premium catapult fighter consumable. Terror of the Seas - Sink 8 ships in one battle. Reward 1 Leviathan flag. Big Bertha - Cause more than 60% of the enemy team's total base health in damage. Reward 1 Dragon flag. Feel free to add your ideas, but keep them reasonable, civil, and not tempt players to farm them at the cost of team play.
  14. sonoasailor

    Sunday Funnies

    When do we get to see more Sunday Funnies? I miss those guys! And will we ever see them as captains in the game???
  15. My team mate's torpedoes are unstoppable. It's like the island has a secret tunnel for them. There're outta here!
  16. Snargfargle

    The Downvote Troll Song

    We have one thought stuck in head Other thoughts our minds do dread Simple minds not much can hold We will fear you if you're bold Verify it, we will not! Facts might move us from our spot If you do not think like us We will toss you under bus! Come together in big crowd We are right if we are loud If new idea approach our side Will will run away and hide! At computer we do sit Temper tantrum, throw a fit Spend our time posting all day We have not the time to play We see post we do not like Different thoughts cause us much fright Condone not alternate view Thus we must now downvote you!
  17. Snargfargle

    Here's to All the CCs

    Once there was a tiny mouse, who could hardly write her name Yet she deserves a front row seat, in the Warships Hall of Fame She soon wrote more about the Premiums, than we will ever know She spoke the language of the Sharn, the Jean Bart and the Mo Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them [ ac.guitar ] A Tater talked to Flambass, who said "You will soon despair The Kidd is a good warship, at removing planes from air" But Tater didn't listen, so that Tater he got fried He sent his warplanes at the Kidd, and all his warplanes died Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them [ ac.guitar ] There's poems and there's legends, that tell of Flamu's fame Yet compared to old man Jingles, Flam was civilized and tame These words are straight from Flamu's lips, if you place such store by him "If there's a man who knows a ship, then Jingles it be him" Let's drink to all the CCs, yes lift your glasses high As long as there's a Warships game, don't you let their memory die That they'd be making videos, never once occurred to them But I doubt the game would be the same, if it weren't for folks like them
  18. enderland07

    The new 8.0 CV !

    I have enjoyed WoWS for quite a few years now. Through highs and lows. Spending far more time and money than my wife is happy with... alas. Luckily, playing today after the CV rework has become so unenjoyable to play with that I might as well either stop playing or play considerably less until either WG just ditches CVs entirely or fixes it. So, here's to WG - thanks for thinking of my family and my wallet!
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