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  1. turdjelly

    Flash Traffic Friday - Operation Starfall

    Requires an average of 60 games played over the course of 3 days. If a game's average time is 10 minutes (lol... it isn't... its more) then thats 10 hours to get this done. Not complaining. Just mentioning that you guys might think too highly of your game. 10 hours (more like 12) in a 72 hour window of anything is unhealth; let alone a video game. Good luck to those of you spending your weekend going for 1 super container. lol
  2. turdjelly

    What am I missing here?

    Lochlan, If I ever have anything like this happen again, I will absolutely send in the replay and any screenshots I capture. I was unaware that replays were built into WoWs, and always assumed that people had some 3rd party app in order to have replays. With that being said, about 2 hours before you post, I purged all game files and reinstalled the game after a 2nd game I played where I was seeing completely absurd plane kill numbers (already had 2 maps where everything was red and had no sky texture, where you see "TEXTURE NOT FOUND" in the sky). I don't have any files or steam screenshots or replays from prior to the uninstall/reinstall. "Convenient" right? (expecting to have someone pull that card on me).
  3. turdjelly

    What am I missing here?

    I'm reinstalling my game. There has to be some type of corruption in my game files. I can't explain the Montana dying, but since he isn't me, I am going to pretend what he said isn't accurate. Just played another game, and while I know I killed 10 or 11 planes, my recap is showing that I killed 221 planes. Something is very broken with my install. Someone please delete my topic as its pointless.
  4. Just played a game where a ZAO killed a Montana 100% to ZERO in a single salvo, bow on from 8km away. Chat was a buzz with disbelief. Then, he launched a spotter, and my DM killed 5 planes at the same time... all his (in the damage recap). Then, 7km away, that same zao, bow on to me, shot his front 2 turrets (3 barrels each), using HE, and took my ship from 47,998 to 0 health in a single shot. I was not detonated. My nose was pointing at his nose. Damage recap shows 15 hits from other various ships during the game, and 2 hits from the Zao for 47,998 damage. Hax? OR is the Zao just that amazing? I've never experienced anything like that in this game. EDIT: I'm reinstalling my game. There has to be some type of corruption in my game files. I can't explain the Montana dying, but since he isn't me, I am going to pretend what he said isn't accurate. Just played another game, and while I know I killed 10 or 11 planes, my recap is showing that I killed 221 planes. Something is very broken with my install. Someone please delete my topic as its pointless.
  5. turdjelly

    Enlightened drop

    Shhhh.... Don't use your logic here! Remember, we're just supposed to "ADAPT", right? CVs are fine.... so fine...
  6. Ahh so that is what that Midway did to me in my Daring last night. Maybe the way to get CVs nerfed is to join the bandwagon, and add more of this toxicity to the game. BRB. Using the FXP saved for the Alaska to skip from T6 nekkid to a Midway.
  7. Here's to hoping you lost all your planes!
  8. Don't look at T10 cruisers... You might notice 1 ship that is 25% better than all the rest...
  9. turdjelly

    So Long and thanks for all the fish..

    I won't argue that is was far uglier, but having cancer with a 100% death rate in 1/10 games still "feels" less cancerous than having cancer with an 80% death rate in 90% of the games. I groaned when I saw carriers before the rework... but it wasn't often. I explode in orgasmic glee now when there ISN'T a carrier in a game... which some WEEKS is only 1 game in 40. Oh... and I got the Implacable. I've played exactly 2 games, and averaged 90k damage in those game. How is a CV hard again? Both were T10 games. And in both I intentionally focus-attacked woosters, DMs, Minotaurs, Montanas, and intentionally left low AA ships alone.... still averaged 90k damage. Imagine if I'd actually have tried.... CVs are simple, and affect too much without any actual risk. (talking T8 and above here. The 4-6 carriers that drop 1 torp at a time while losing all their planes in the process suck balls.) If only there was a way WG could buff the T4-T6 carriers while nerfing the T8-T10 carriers.... but alas, they have a global multiplier and are only capable of adjusting it all at once.... kind of like their multiple ships AA is less than a single ships AA in 8.2 (Minotaur next to a Kagero will do LESS AA damage than a Minotaur by itself.)
  10. turdjelly

    Carrier role redefined by players in-game

    96 battles where you forced other players to play against DDs. To some you're a hero. In my eyes, you are the worst kind of evil that exists in this world (of warships).
  11. turdjelly

    Where Would You Ship?

    I mean... they could have an event in the midwest... but seeing as there aren't very many warships sitting in the middle of the fields of Indiana, I'm not sure how it would work.
  12. turdjelly

    Exeter - 7 achievement mission

    Same here with the Lightning. I couldn't believe it, but running in like a maniac, getting 2ish km away from ANY T8-10 cruiser (lets be honest, in a T8 you don't ever see anything but T8-10, but that is just fine!), and just blap blap blap.... I got 16 citadels against a Moskva in 3 volleys (18 shells... 16 of which were citadels). Obviously there are other, better ships (FIJI?)... but I don't have those. TLDR: Lightning = GET CLOSE, CITADEL ALL CRUISERS.
  13. turdjelly

    This is for our TOG clan leader's karma.

    Thank you Bill!
  14. turdjelly

    This is for our TOG clan leader's karma.

    Man I can't wait to get the Conqueror! (not the point of your post I know, but it just looks like a fun ship)
  15. turdjelly

    Hmmm, Exeter is not bad

    You can do it!! You're 75% through the 14th of 14 stages!!!
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