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About Cruiser_SanJuan

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    Lieutenant Junior Grade
  • Birthday 01/09/1969
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    Houston, Home of USS Texas BB-35
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    World of Warships, Navies of the World, Naval Battles 1900 - 1945, Pacific War, US Navy, Japan Maritime Self Defense Force, Royal Navy, Anime, Kantai Collection, Warship Girls, Azur Lane, Victory Belles, Pacific, Classic Rock, The Beatles, Designing stuff and "fixing" songs in my computer, Old Radio shows

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  1. Cruiser_SanJuan

    Forum Funnies

    Capt. Francesco Schettino came out of jail?
  2. How Karma Works by @Snargfargle

    1. Say something constructively critical in chat -- reported for being "verbally abusive"
    2. Don't say anything in chat -- reported for being uncommunicative
    3. Have an easily-remembered name - reported because I'm mad at someone and yours is the only name I can remember
    4. Come in at the top of the team -- reported because I'm jealous of you
    5. Come in anywhere not in the top third of the team -- reported for not being good enough
    6. Get a Kraken -- reported as a killstealer
    7. Get less than a Kraken -- reported for not contributing enough
    8. Refuse to run into a cap and smoke where there are five radar cruisers within 9 km -- reported for cowardice
    9. Try to cap because the team demands it and then be deleted by said radar cruisers -- reported for yoloing
    10. Sniping at long distance for a Confederate and High Caliber -- reported for not tanking damage for the team
    11. Following the team in close, getting three Close Quarters kills before sinking to a torpedo spread -- reported for yoloing
    12. Making a teammate alter course slightly to avoid your torpedoes, which then sink a BB -- reported for attempted teamkilling
    13. I just am having a bad day, how dare other people be having fun -- reported!
    1. Show previous comments  1 more
    2. Chobittsu


      14. Using any language other than English on NA -- 报告!

    3. Cruiser_SanJuan


      @Landsraad came up with another one: 15. Play a CV - Reported for existing

    4. Jim_Byrnes


      A testy bunch this morning lol :Smile_Default:

  3. Cruiser_SanJuan

    Forum Funnies

  4. Cruiser_SanJuan

    Forum Game - Word Association

    Rick & Morty
  5. Cruiser_SanJuan

    Caption the profile image above you.

  6. Now, i'm in a Rolling Stones mood


  7. Guys, 


    I have gas.

    Not the upstairs kind of gas, but the downstairs, rear door kind.

    mostly SO2....

    Where are the matches?


    1. Show previous comments  2 more
    2. Estimated_Prophet


      Blame the broccoli, banana-oni, or lentils.

    3. Cruiser_SanJuan


      @Estimated_Prophet, in my case is everything :Smile_ohmy:

      I'm getting old :cap_old:

    4. Cruiser_SanJuan


      What a drag it is getting old....


  8. Now, for something else...


    If Yûbari is the Inventor/Mad Scientist, and Akashi is is the Healer/Medic...


    Yûbari = Wheeljack

    Akashi = Ratchet

    A mindblown smilie is needed

  9. You know what?

    I'd better lay off the Forum for a while.

    1. Chobittsu


      Nah mate, you gotta lay off the alcoholic snacks   ;P

  10. "They can't really be balance and they don't really fit. "


  11. Cruiser_SanJuan

    CVs CVs CVs CVs ARGH!!

    This could work, if it makes anti-CV people happy. And no, I'm not being sarcastic or whathaveyou. I'm being honest. Much better idea than removing them altogether. IF IT WORKS....
  12. What’s going on here?


    1. Rolkatsuki


      Im a F3 torpedo with the shell arc drop of a minotaur~ \ /^.\\ / 

  13. Cruiser_SanJuan

    Caption the profile image above you.

    grumpy bunny girl commander