Single Status Update
How Karma Works by @Snargfargle
- Say something constructively critical in chat -- reported for being "verbally abusive"
- Don't say anything in chat -- reported for being uncommunicative
- Have an easily-remembered name - reported because I'm mad at someone and yours is the only name I can remember
- Come in at the top of the team -- reported because I'm jealous of you
- Come in anywhere not in the top third of the team -- reported for not being good enough
- Get a Kraken -- reported as a killstealer
- Get less than a Kraken -- reported for not contributing enough
- Refuse to run into a cap and smoke where there are five radar cruisers within 9 km -- reported for cowardice
- Try to cap because the team demands it and then be deleted by said radar cruisers -- reported for yoloing
- Sniping at long distance for a Confederate and High Caliber -- reported for not tanking damage for the team
- Following the team in close, getting three Close Quarters kills before sinking to a torpedo spread -- reported for yoloing
- Making a teammate alter course slightly to avoid your torpedoes, which then sink a BB -- reported for attempted teamkilling
I just am having a bad day, how dare other people be having fun -- reported!