Single Status Update
How about this for an April's Fool gimmick?
A keystroke combo that detonates a hidden 100 Kiloton Atom bomb that instantly sinks every ship on the map.
Obviously, the battle results would be: 1-Whoever did it get a 100-battle pink status, and, the battle is rendered a Draw.
The achievement icon would feature, naturally, a mushroom cloud. It could be called "Meeting at the Crossroads"