Single Status Update
*Kako comes into Yokona's room*
Kako: Yoko-chan I got a present for youu~ I gifted you enough doubloons so you can get the Musashi. /^.\\
*Yokona looks back at Kako in shock*
Yokona: How much it costed you...? $10? $20? No no don't tell me... $50?!
*Kako puts her hands on her hips and sighs*
Kako: omg! I gifted it too you for $150 and all you worry is how much it co-
*Yokona cuts in with salt*
Yokona: 150! Are you a noob Kako!? You can buy a car in Algeria for 150!
Yokona: $150! You can buy 3 waifus from Japan, who do the splits *Yokona imitates legs doing splits with her fingers* for 150!
*Kako cries tearing up how her AI mental model companion disapproves her present*
Kako: Huuuuu... /;_\\