Legionnare

This actually brings up a ton of fun possibilities. I can just see it now, Yakov Smirnoff as a Russian captain, Keanu Reeves as a US captain, Bender (John DiMaggio) as a captain for any line with a shiny metal stern, etc.

I don’t know. I feel like a Gordon Ramsay Hell’s Kitchen mod is floating around in the ether, somewhere.

Oh, definitely. Disney is the current license holder, which means it would likely be considerably more difficult and expensive to acquire even a temporary right to the IP then it was for the ARP, HSF, etc. crossovers.

With the early access of the European DD line ongoing, and the full release on the horizon, I feel it’s time we discuss something glaringly absent from the line, the Swedish Chef as a captain. I can’t even begin to imagine the licensing issues for something like that (which is hard to believe, because lawyer), but I would most certainly pay real money for a Swedish Chef captain with a full voiceover.

Sooooooooooo... ... guess we’re going to skip it