Incendiary_Tanker

How to stop your Chinese friends from reading your stuff. Swap out for Japanese whenever you can when writing in Chinese. If anything, you'll probably be the only one who can read it! Works best with Cantonese, or you can be even more of a troll and use Cantonese and Mandarin pronunciations sporadicity so no one can read it! 

Swapping out 是 for はい is a favorite since I read in the Cantonese Dialect, switching over to Mandarin if I don't know the Cantonese pronunciation or over to Japanese if I don't know both Chinese pronunciations. English if my final back up. So if you're with me you'll never know what I'm writing, great for sending sekrit documents.