Quaffer

Updated Shards 3-3-19.

In general, trying to change anything associated with a mouse click may end up with a suboptimal result. Either backup your preference file or be prepared to delete it and start your key assignments over. You may want to look at your mouse setup. If you have extra buttons it may be possible to assign one of the extras to a double click. It depends on the mouse.

This thread has all of the fascination of a train wreck. You know what's going to happen but you can't look away. My dear departed mother was known to say, "There goes an ambulance; let's all say a prayer." See Mom, I did listen. Well in the abscence of prayer, let's keep it civil.

Lots of folk have responded with the obvious, or what should be obvious, your torp your responsibility. To be blunt a friendly torpedo is an oxymoron. Allow me to point out what you don't seem to get. If you are launching from so far away that a friendly has time to get in the way you will likely only hit with one torpedo, and that if the target does not change course or speed. You are wasting a spread. The chance of damaging a red increases dramatically as the range is reduced. You are just adding to the torp spam. Can I get home fries with that?

Dear me. I find your attitude most distressing. I find I am most wroth. And yet I shall not insult you. Your behavior speaks more eloquently than ever I may.

The point of team damage is that it changes the way that the game is played. Many of us consider this to be a good thing. Your team is not responsible for avoiding your ordinance. You are responsible for your ordinance not hitting your team. Nuff said.

If you are considering avoiding gameplay in order to improve your statistics, I have to wonder why you play the game at all.

Experience points can be used to unlock new ship modules and new ships. It also adds enhancements to your ships captain. Credits can be used to purchase ship modules and ships. The more you earn the better your toys.

Sorry, I plead ignorance.

Battleships never had healing potions.

CVs are carriers. CA are cruisers.

Super Testers are not chosen based on their game stats. The player range covers all abilities and so do the testers. It's more about their ability to communicate clearly and knowledge of the game. Trust me, I know my stats. Super-unicum they ain't.

Sure, but the player who is damaged gets charged the same maintenance cost, no matter if he's damaged by a red or a green, or takes no damage at all or is sent to the bottom. I don't think the penalty credits are gifted to the victim. If they were, the griefer rats would be swarming out of the bilge.

@Gen_Saris, the Pixel Protection League has added you to its data base. We find your attitude to be suboptimal.