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  1. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    No man you don't understand, Tier 10 contains only the absolute best of the best, everybody who plays anything below Tier 10 for fun has the mental capacity of an amoeba. That's why @Vaffu is so incredibly superior to any of us! It's not winning and playing well that matters, it's how many randumb battles you have in Tier 10, no matter how mediocre the results! That's why geriatric retirees like himself are secretly the best players in the game!
  2. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    Less than 500 SOLO you DERANGED MOONBAT How is it possible for a person to not know how to press buttons on a stats website, you really must be a boomer to be this technologically illiterate and willfully ignorant https://na.wows-numbers.com/player/1000545361,WilliamTheDank/ If we are counting non-solo games, T10 is actually my most played random battles tier, and that's before the aforementioned competitive matches. That's also before all of the games I have played in Supertest ships, which are not counted on the totals, for obvious reasons. Go back to retirement and yelling at kids to get off your lawn. Don't return until you are tired of mediocrity and irrelevance.
  3. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    Golly gee wilakers batman, as it turns out, people won't take you seriously when you want someone to take dozens of hours out of their life in order to prove a point, when there exists plenty of preexisting content and proof of what you want to see in a slightly different format (e.g. the several of the half-decent Community Contributors, and many different Twitch streamers)! Wow!
  4. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    Oh damn, he got me guys. I guess I shouldn't have spent so much time playing in competitive modes for the most consistently top-end clan in the game. Hundreds of scrimmages and official, widely viewed matches leading to 3 NA and 2 international Kings of the Sea titles aren't enough. Over a thousand matches in Clan Battles, leading to the single most consistently high finishing Clan Battles record on the entire server, dating from the very first season aren't enough. How can I ever recover? Oh right, I know just the trick:
  5. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    I see the problem. To go with your analogy, I am definitely not doing the same work as my coworker. I am multiple times more productive (as shown by the raw stats), and multiple orders of magnitude more skilled than the server's average player. If you think that it's not possible for someone to be that much better than you or the average, then there's nothing left to discuss. If 5000 solo battles isn't a large enough sample size to make you think "ok well this guy definitely isn't a reroll, and he can definitely keep doing it indefinitely without assistance", then I don't know what is. Please enlighten me about the ways in which I might be inflating and manipulating my stats. Do you think I had a battleship on the enemy team sit in front of me and let me farm him for free for the majority of these 5000 games? I'm genuinely curious. As a sidenote: unlike many players, good and bad, I actually play with a vanilla client - absolutely no mods whatsoever. Never have, never will. Funny meme I'll note about switching between solo and division stats - the only real change between solo and divisioned stats is winrate, off topic but interesting nonetheless.
  6. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    145 out of 5k is not a very significant number, try again. The only inflation and manipulation going on with my stats is this thing called being good at the game. Click the Solo button, look at T10, sort by winrate, PR, frags, damage. Filter it any way you like. Destroyers have the highest carry potential in the game, followed by cruisers, and battleships have the least. Friendly reminder that CV's aren't real ships. :)
  7. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    Then you must not play T10 randoms very often, not my problem.
  8. WilliamTheDank

    What Unicum players bring to the table

    https://na.wows-numbers.com/player/1000545361,WilliamTheDank/?type=solo Over 5k solo games, beyond Super Unicorn. Look at any player in O7, and check their solo stats. A herd of Unicorns.
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  10. WilliamTheDank

    NA Clan Embassy Now Open!

    Protip: some hermit creating a server and calling it the "official" server doesn't make it the official server - that's for everyone else to decide.
  11. WilliamTheDank

    Wargaming and a Failed Knowledge Management Process

    all we gotta do to get in CST is dab on the haterz Can anti-confirm this, Fem doesn't care about us video game losers
  12. WilliamTheDank

    Rate the 4 classes by strength.

    1. CV - omegabroken 2. BB - not hard countered by CV 3. Cruiser - slightly countered by CV 4. DD - highest skill ceiling class, would be 1 if not ultra-hard countered by CV
  13. WilliamTheDank

    The Fundamental Flaws of CVs in WoWs

    Unioronically please remove CVs from the game. 98% of people will be happier. It's for the Greater Good.
  14. This change will have an enormous impact on the lives of all DDs and most Cruisers in the game, I can promise you that. This """fix""" represents a quit-the-game worthy regression.
  15. WilliamTheDank

    Is "average" PR and WTR really average?

    The average numbers on the stat sites are definitely inflated due to bad players hiding their stats far more often than good ones - just do the math for winrates among a particular class and tier and you'll see the average recorded winrate is actually slightly over 50%, even though it should be just a little under 50% due to Draws. If players with hidden stats had their games counted, the stats of the "average" player would drop.