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Pigeon_of_War #1 Posted 02 June 2016 - 10:49 PM

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Did a USS Texas just citadel hit you with a spotting shot?

A Kongo go flank speed and outmaneuver and out gun you?

Looking to just banter?

 

Well, you've come to the right place! Relax, banter, and please still follow the Forum Rules and Guidelines.....for the most part. 

 

 


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alexf24 #2 Posted 02 June 2016 - 10:54 PM

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Nice to see you here.

 

This promises to be a good spot for comments and suggestions.


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Chien_Lu_Anderman #3 Posted 02 June 2016 - 10:55 PM

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for the most part     ?     :teethhappy:

 

 

 

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Nice to see you.

hmm let me think.

Oh, Pensacola 4km range, broadside, full salvo, 4k damage all overpens/misses no cits... He died later but still i call crap. (later aka 2nd salvo fired)

And, once i citadeled a North Carolina that was 18km away from me in my New Mexico, later that battle i deleted a full health Amagi with 1 salvo, i feel like the banter should be coming from those other BBs but ehhhh.


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KmsH44 #5 Posted 02 June 2016 - 10:56 PM

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Pigeon_of_War #6 Posted 02 June 2016 - 10:58 PM

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View PostChien_Lu_Anderman, on 02 June 2016 - 02:55 PM, said:

for the most part     ?     :teethhappy:

 

I mean, I don't plan to swing the banhammer with abandon. All I ask is it's kept respectful. :)

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Chien_Lu_Anderman #7 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:04 PM

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 02 June 2016 - 05:58 PM, said:

 

I mean, I don't plan to swing the banhammer with abandon. All I ask is it's kept respectful. :)

 

:ohmy:    How much teasing can you take ? lol

 

 

 

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Pigeon_of_War #8 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:05 PM

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View PostChien_Lu_Anderman, on 02 June 2016 - 03:04 PM, said:

 

:ohmy:    How much teasing can you take ? lol

 

More than you think, less than I know :great:

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INoCU #9 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:05 PM

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This place looks interesting. Is this meant to be a rant/vent area?

 

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View PostINoCU, on 02 June 2016 - 03:05 PM, said:

This place looks interesting. Is this meant to be a rant/vent area?

 

YUP! Have at it!

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Xannari #11 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:08 PM

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I wish I could find that one Thomas Sanders vine where he only plays one note on the piano, because that would put into words my current feelings more better than words ever could

Here, you can find the rationally expected ranges of damage a type of ship across a tier range is capable of, as well as what to expect from me in game. As I calculate them, of course, because these take a really long time

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Panbun #12 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:10 PM

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When can we expect to see the re-introduction of the Kitakami, and how will it be re-introduced? :hiding:


Destroyer_WolfgangZenker #13 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:17 PM

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A Hiryu citadeld my Umikaze , what to do ?:ohmy:

                                                                

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AVR_Project #14 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:19 PM

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Something is terribly wrong with WOWS.

I haven't LOST a game in two days.  It's really creeping me out.

Can you guys please fix that or my head won't be able to fit through the doorways soon.


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Destroyer_WolfgangZenker #15 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:21 PM

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View PostAVR_Project, on 03 June 2016 - 01:19 AM, said:

Something is terribly wrong with WOWS.

I haven't LOST a game in two days.  It's really creeping me out.

Can you guys please fix that or my head won't be able to fit through the doorways soon.

 

You can always play a Tier 1 in a Tier 10 game if you wanna do something about that :trollface:

 

 


                                                                

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View PostPrinzMakaay, on 02 June 2016 - 06:21 PM, said:

 

You can always play a Tier 1 in a Tier 10 game if you wanna do something about that :trollface:

 

 

 

Check my month Hermelin stats.  You will see I have been shooting down planes with it.  Shot down 19 in one battle.

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View PostAVR_Project, on 03 June 2016 - 01:26 AM, said:

 

Check my month Hermelin stats.  You will see I have been shooting down planes with it.  Shot down 19 in one battle.

 

WG pls nerf this one:D

                                                                

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Imperium_Titan_Roma #18 Posted 02 June 2016 - 11:37 PM

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This will be a most lovely thread :P, I wonder how this will turn out, since it honestly does invite in quite alot of potential posts. 

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Free for all?
 

Stop the scooting and shooting at high tiers, it's annoying

Forum is very toxic and high school like(certain group goes around upvoting each other and acting like the cool kids)

SPEAKING OF THAT: ONE OF YOU FORUMERS WAS IN A GAME WITH ME AND WAS VERY MAD AT ME AND WENT TO FIND MY TWITCH AND NUMBER I USE FOR MY CALL IN SHOW AND WENT AND CALLED ME THROWING OBSCENTIES. 

I'm better at this game than all of you and you need to bow down

 

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 02 June 2016 - 02:49 PM, said:

A Kongo go flank speed and outmaneuver and out gun you?

I did that to a Kongo in my Kongo

:) Does this count?


 
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