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Psycodiver #41 Posted 17 May 2017 - 11:29 AM

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View PostShadow_1964, on 17 May 2017 - 10:17 AM, said:

I would not recommend tazing it. You will be tazing yourself, and getting tazed sucks. I know, I've been tazed, and decided I liked the pepper spray better. I can fight through that. I don't know if it's true, but I've heard a glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.

 

Seriously, I would rather be tazed 10 times than ever get sprayed again, god I hated that crapso much

Carrier_Lexington #42 Posted 17 May 2017 - 11:34 AM

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View PostShadow_1964, on 17 May 2017 - 05:17 AM, said:

I don't know if it's true, but I've heard a glass of warm sugar/milk will draw it out.

 

 Well, I don't know if it's true, but I think dedicated anthelminitics would be better for killing tapeworms than more nutrients.


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Shadow_1964 #43 Posted 17 May 2017 - 11:37 AM

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View Postm373x, on 17 May 2017 - 01:22 AM, said:

 

How do you do that? Do you position the glass near your **** and hope the tapeworm is lured out by the sweet smell? Why not tazing it if it comes out, just to be on the safe side?

 

Well, they say that you set it on the nightstand or something, and it comes out of your crap basket to go after the milk. And YEAH! Taze that bastard when it comes out! Stomp on it, stab it, shoot it, beat it with a bat, whatever ya want! Now look, I don't know if any of that is true or not, I don't even know anyone that did it. I heard this stuff as a child from old people who were born in the late 1800's. 

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Shadow_1964 #44 Posted 17 May 2017 - 11:44 AM

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View PostCarrier_Lexington, on 17 May 2017 - 02:34 AM, said:

 

 Well, I don't know if it's true, but I think dedicated anthelminitics would be better for killing tapeworms than more nutrients.

 

No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

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View PostPsycodiver, on 17 May 2017 - 02:29 AM, said:

 

Seriously, I would rather be tazed 10 times than ever get sprayed again, god I hated that crapso much

 

I gotta admit, after I got tazed, I felt pretty amped up when I got up............ pretty exhilarating. It doesn't actually hurt, it just feels weird, and I hate not being able to do crap about it. CAP STUN sucks, but I can fight through that. I've been hit with spray so many times though that I'm pretty used to it now. I've even had it spit in my eyes before. THAT sucks.......

Carrier_Lexington #46 Posted 17 May 2017 - 05:26 PM

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View PostShadow_1964, on 17 May 2017 - 06:44 AM, said:

 

No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

 

Think that would work better on bees. And not on tapeworms at all.

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View PostShadow_1964, on 17 May 2017 - 11:44 AM, said:

 

No, you don't DRINK it, you set it by you and the damned vermin is supposed to come out to get to the milk. And like I said, I heard this as a child from old people, I don't know if it really works or not. They could have just been yankin' my crank.

 

If that's true... that is nasty... The tapeworm resides in your intestines.  You'd have flecks of feces coming up along with the worm if that happened.....

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View PostCarrier_Lexington, on 17 May 2017 - 08:26 AM, said:

 

Think that would work better on bees. And not on tapeworms at all.

 

Well guess what- I sure as hell am NOT going to put the theory to the test!

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View PostKTcraft, on 17 May 2017 - 10:11 AM, said:

 

If that's true... that is nasty... The tapeworm resides in your intestines.  You'd have flecks of feces coming up along with the worm if that happened.....

 

LOL! Coming up?!!!!!! OH NO! Surely not...........

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View PostKTcraft, on 15 May 2017 - 07:58 AM, said:

So I'm sure many of you may be familiar with the parasitic life form known as a tapeworm.  This creature hooks itself into your intestines and feeds on nutrients your body normally uses, growing longer and longer.  Eventually, when it grows long enough, it may end up hanging out of your backside after a particularly violent trip to the lavatories.  Recently I found myself asking this important question:

 

If you had a tapeworm hanging out of your backside, what would happen if you were to taze it??   What would happen to the worm? And what kind of effects would you feel?

 

 

 

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I'm guessing you're either completely baked, wasted off your *ss, or both.

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