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KTcraft #1 Posted 15 May 2017 - 07:58 AM

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So I'm sure many of you may be familiar with the parasitic life form known as a tapeworm.  This creature hooks itself into your intestines and feeds on nutrients your body normally uses, growing longer and longer.  Eventually, when it grows long enough, it may end up hanging out of your backside after a particularly violent trip to the lavatories.  Recently I found myself asking this important question:

 

If you had a tapeworm hanging out of your backside, what would happen if you were to taze it??   What would happen to the worm? And what kind of effects would you feel?

 

 

 

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RivertheRoyal #2 Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:21 AM

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KT, what the [edited].

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Chobittsu #4 Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:26 AM

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........asking the big questions tonight, I see.


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KTcraft #5 Posted 15 May 2017 - 08:29 AM

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I am actually genuinely curious to know what would happen if you tazed a tapeworm sticking out of a person.

"Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." -Jesus of Nazareth, son of god  Matthew 10:32-37

 

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Good question, get yourself a tapeworm and I'll get the taser. 

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Panbun #9 Posted 15 May 2017 - 10:00 AM

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Tapeworms are disgusting. If I found out I had one inside me, I'd want to get it out immediately. Then, I think that's when tazing is appropriate. Not when it's still hanging out.

 

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Meh, I've heard (and seen) worse.

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Oberarzt_U511 #12 Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:12 AM

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Someone might have to taze you instead, so that you can be safely delivered to your nearest asylum. 

                                                                    

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KTcraft #14 Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:27 AM

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Well, some interesting/insightful answers, some entertaining answers, and some useless(looking at you khaen and Battleship).

"Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." -Jesus of Nazareth, son of god  Matthew 10:32-37

 

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Carrier_Lexington #15 Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:32 AM

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Umm...

It would probably do more to hurt you than the tapeworm.

If you get lucky, you might hit and fry part of the tapeworm, but there's no guarantee you'll kill all of it.

However, electricity always flows from source to ground, and what is there between the source and the ground? A human body.

 

Specifically, a human colon, intestines, as well as the obvious legs and stuff. Have you ever seen an electrical burn? If not, look it up (warning, gore). Now, imagine that on the inside of a person. They'd need immediate and difficult surgery, and would still probably die.

 

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Welcome back to Mutual of Tonopah's Mild Kingdom. On todays episode, Jim will taze a tapeworm, which is partially visible protruding from the colon of our native guide and World of Warships fanatic U-goo-mu, but while he is setting that up, let me talk to you about life insurance ...



SireneRacker #17 Posted 15 May 2017 - 11:59 AM

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Assuming that both ends of the tazer touch the tapeworm it will go in and out of the worm, causing damage to whatever is in the way. The host shouldn't be affected by this.

 


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kerensky914 #18 Posted 15 May 2017 - 12:49 PM

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View PostSireneRacker, on 15 May 2017 - 05:59 AM, said:

Assuming that both ends of the tazer touch the tapeworm it will go in and out of the worm, causing damage to whatever is in the way. The host shouldn't be affected by this.

 

I *really* don't think I'd risk testing that...

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Interesting way to deal with dem pesky [edited]. I tried researching the matter but all I got so far is this:

 



KTcraft #20 Posted 15 May 2017 - 01:58 PM

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View Postm373x, on 15 May 2017 - 01:50 PM, said:

Interesting way to deal with dem pesky [edited]. I tried researching the matter but all I got so far is this:

 

 

That's hilarious!!

 

Yeah, I did some looking into "electrocuting a tapeworm" but I couldn't find anything either.

 

 

Did find this though:

http://www.mirror.co...-mosley-3157076

 

For science!

 

 

 

edit: I just noticed, this is my 2000 post!


Edited by KTcraft, 15 May 2017 - 02:19 PM.

"Whosoever therefore shall confess me before men, him will I confess also before my Father which is in heaven. But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven. Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword. For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes shall be they of his own household. He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me." -Jesus of Nazareth, son of god  Matthew 10:32-37

 

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