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RivertheRoyal #41 Posted 06 May 2017 - 11:37 PM

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View PostShnoze_Shmon, on 06 May 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Give your girlfriend/wife a plush torpedo and say, "Use this when your missing me"

 

1. Great idea!

2. Good idea.

3. You better word it right.

4. Bad idea.

5. She will now be referred to as your X.

6. Dangerous idea!

7. Two words, "Lorane Bobbit"

 

Only do that if it's stiffer than yours.

Otherwise, it's simply a cuddle torpedo.



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View PostShnoze_Shmon, on 06 May 2017 - 03:24 PM, said:

Give your girlfriend/wife a plush torpedo and say, "Use this when your missing me"

 

1. Great idea!

2. Good idea.

3. You better word it right.

4. Bad idea.

5. She will now be referred to as your X.

6. Dangerous idea!

7. Two words, "Lorane Bobbit"

 

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View PostShnoze_Shmon, on 06 May 2017 - 05:24 PM, said:

Give your girlfriend/wife a plush torpedo and say, "Use this when your missing me"

 

1. Great idea!

2. Good idea.

3. You better word it right.

4. Bad idea.

5. She will now be referred to as your X.

6. Dangerous idea!

7. Two words, "Lorane Bobbit"

 

View PostRivertheRoyal, on 06 May 2017 - 06:37 PM, said:

 

Only do that if it's stiffer than yours.

Otherwise, it's simply a cuddle torpedo.

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Shnoze_Shmon #44 Posted 07 May 2017 - 04:27 PM

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It's strictly a humor post, more aimed at "her" reaction than at the sexual content.
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KmsH44 #45 Posted 08 May 2017 - 06:20 AM

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Somehow I didn't notice these unbridled shenanigans...



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View PostKmsH44, on 07 May 2017 - 11:20 PM, said:

Somehow I didn't notice these unbridled shenanigans...

This is serious thread about a serious lack of official plush torpedus.


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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!??

On a more serious note, the idea of selling them has been "floated" several times. The worry is interest in what's going to be a somewhat pricey product (think $45 or more). 

So, prove to me mass interest, and I'll work to make it a reality. Promise.:tea_cap:


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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 08 May 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!??

On a more serious note, the idea of selling them has been "floated" several times. The worry is interest in what's going to be a somewhat pricey product (think $45 or more). 

So, prove to me mass interest, and I'll work to make it a reality. Promise.:tea_cap:

 

Alright guys we got this. Just do what we did with a specific tier 8...

 

Release the lock gates and let the plush torpedo threads flow!


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View PostUnabletony, on 08 May 2017 - 05:56 PM, said:

 

Alright guys we got this. Just do what we did with a specific tier 8...

 

Release the lock gates and let the plush torpedo threads flow!

 

Affirmative!

 


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This thread has gone places and it still has places to go it seems. But it would be cool to buy. :D

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 08 May 2017 - 04:51 PM, said:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!??

On a more serious note, the idea of selling them has been "floated" several times. The worry is interest in what's going to be a somewhat pricey product (think $45 or more). 

So, prove to me mass interest, and I'll work to make it a reality. Promise.:tea_cap:

 

1. I'm an author. It's almost in my job description to be morally ambiguous and/or just weird.

2. Yay! \o/ Plush torpedo!



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View PostRivertheRoyal, on 08 May 2017 - 06:06 PM, said:

 

1. I'm an author. It's almost in my job description to be morally ambiguous and/or just weird.

2. Yay! \o/ Plush torpedo!

 

I'm now picturing my sister now, who is a budding author herself. Funnily enough she's your age too. (Assuming I'm remembering the thread where you said you were 19 was correct)


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View PostDoomlock, on 08 May 2017 - 05:17 PM, said:

 

I'm now picturing my sister now, who is a budding author herself. Funnily enough she's your age too. (Assuming I'm remembering the thread where you said you were 19 was correct)

 

I am nineteen...Or I'm lying, and am really a 53 year old guy named Chuck living in his mom's basement. It could be possible~

 

(Just to reassure, I'm kidding. Oh, and no offense to any Chucks out there was meant. I'm sure you're all great people.)



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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 08 May 2017 - 02:51 PM, said:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!??

On a more serious note, the idea of selling them has been "floated" several times. The worry is interest in what's going to be a somewhat pricey product (think $45 or more). 

So, prove to me mass interest, and I'll work to make it a reality. Promise.:tea_cap:

 

i take this as a challenge

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Plush and inflatable shells too!  A plushy life size 4-8inch shell, and inflatable 11inch Scharnhorst to 18inch Yamato ones!  :coin:

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 08 May 2017 - 03:51 PM, said:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE????!!!??

On a more serious note, the idea of selling them has been "floated" several times. The worry is interest in what's going to be a somewhat pricey product (think $45 or more). 

So, prove to me mass interest, and I'll work to make it a reality. Promise.:tea_cap:

 

I don't think there will be a lack of interest - especially if you guys decide to send a card with some code for in-game goodies, sort of like how challenge coins had a code inscribed on the sides.

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I think they would sell well if it were bundled with premiums, gold, etc. 

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I want one! :)

 

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View PostRivertheRoyal, on 08 May 2017 - 06:35 PM, said:

 

I am nineteen...Or I'm lying, and am really a 53 year old guy named Chuck living in his mom's basement. It could be possible~

 

(Just to reassure, I'm kidding. Oh, and no offense to any Chucks out there was meant. I'm sure you're all great people.)

 

:D You're as hilarious as always. I showed this to my sister and she was like "What do you mean almost in the job description? It is!"


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