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LittleWhiteMouse #1 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:50 AM

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Man, this is easy.  Why waste my time with in depth reviews with facts when I can just toss out some buzzwords?

 

-edit-  Added Germany and the Soviet Union.  You guys are slave drivers.  I deliver well over 50 reviews in a single day and you still want more?  Sheesh.

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SergeantHop #2 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:51 AM

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This is a good post. I like this post.

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BelgaraththeSorcerer #3 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:52 AM

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GG LWM, do the other nations...


CaptainKaitoGhost #4 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:53 AM

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Is the Baltimore really that bad?

 

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ENO75 #5 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:53 AM

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Can someone post a Star Wars meme that has something like "good. Good. Let the evil flow through you." 

taut #6 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:53 AM

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View PostLittleWhiteMouse, on 12 March 2017 - 09:50 PM, said:

Man, this is easy.  Why waste my time with in depth reviews with facts when I can just toss out some buzzwords?

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That's...that's pretty accurate... :trollface:

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Wow, you sound more like some youtubers I watch. :trollface:

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NoZoupForYou #9 Posted 13 March 2017 - 01:59 AM

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These reviews look familiar :p

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are uh.... are you okay moose?   do we need to talk?  

LittleWhiteMouse #11 Posted 13 March 2017 - 02:04 AM

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View PostNoZoupForYou, on 12 March 2017 - 08:59 PM, said:

These reviews look familiar :p

 

They're the ONLY CORRECT KIND OF REVIEW, Zoup!  Shame on you for trying to use facts and logic in your own reviews. 

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Very accurate

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View PostLittleWhiteMouse, on 12 March 2017 - 08:50 PM, said:

Man, this is easy.  Why waste my time with in depth reviews with facts when I can just toss out some buzzwords?

 


 

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You forgot to stream videos of battling the various ships and showing lots of broadside and then complaining about easy citadels...

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View PostENO75, on 13 March 2017 - 11:53 AM, said:

Can someone post a Star Wars meme that has something like "good. Good. Let the evil flow through you." 

 

 

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View PostCaptainKaitoGhost, on 12 March 2017 - 08:53 PM, said:

Is the Baltimore really that bad?

 

I did not find the Baltimore to be bad, even before they buffed the rate of fire. You do have to play the ship a certain way to be effective though.

 

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