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Lert #1 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:20 PM

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So far in every time I had Pigeon of War on my team, we lost the battle.

 

 

Despite heroic efforts on my part, I could not carry this team. BECAUSE OF PIGEON OF WAR!

 

For all naysayers who start on about sample sizes etc, my theory has a 100% truth rate so far!

 

 

I move to have Pigeon of War tarred and - ... Well, he's already feathered, but tarred at least!


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I was expecting him to be pink.

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Lert #3 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:22 PM

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View PostMacabe, on 11 January 2017 - 10:21 PM, said:

I was expecting him to be pink.

 

No he's a smart double-agent 0-0-pigeon, if he goes pink too often people will start to take notice.

 

It's a conspiracy I tell you!


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Battleship_DukeofYork #4 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:28 PM

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In my defense, everytime Lert is on my team, I lose. 

 

 


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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 11 January 2017 - 05:30 PM, said:

In my defense, everytime Lert is on my time, I lose. 

 

 

 

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DwarfKingHack #7 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:33 PM

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Obviously Pigeon is deliberately sandbagging. Only 2 kills in a Bismarck. Preposterous! Obviously what's really going on is secret live-server testing of some mysterious new stealth nerf to cats.

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 11 January 2017 - 05:30 PM, said:

In my defense, everytime Lert is on my time, I lose. 

 

 

 

I can remember you on my team a few times. I think we did win one. Dont remember.

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Blazinrage #9 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:35 PM

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 11 January 2017 - 05:30 PM, said:

In my defense, everytime Lert is on my time, I lose.

View PostLert, on 11 January 2017 - 05:20 PM, said:

So far in every time I had Pigeon of War on my team, we lost the battle.


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Lert #11 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:38 PM

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 11 January 2017 - 10:30 PM, said:

In my defense, everytime Lert is on my time, I lose.

 

That's what a spy would say!

 

 

In my days we had to carry the team, uphill, both ways!


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I recall being in two matches with him and in both of them he detonated someone. So yeah, witchcraft and curses may be involved.

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Someone needs to lay off the catnip

 

 


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Is this a new, accepted form of name and shame? I am confused...
 

 


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Pigeon of War? Never heard of him. Who is he?

 

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BlailBlerg #16 Posted 11 January 2017 - 10:44 PM

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View PostPigeon_of_War, on 11 January 2017 - 05:30 PM, said:

In my defense, everytime Lert is on my time, I lose. 

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I think I'll defend Pigeon on this one. Because the only time I've seen Lert in battle his team lost. 

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